(X and Zero decide to go to a county fair, and Zero brings along Iris.)
X: Aw man this is going to be great, I can't wait to get on some rides!
Iris: Yea, this is going to be fun hu Zero?
Zero: Yea it is.
(Zero wanted it to be with just him and X, but Zero since he was married to Iris, he brought her anyway. Iris left them for a few minutes to go check on her brother the Colonel. That's right he was there too, but he was in the demolition derby. X and Zero were in it too, but it isn't going to start for hours and hours, so they were going to enjoy all the rides and stuff. While Iris was gone.)
Zero: Aw! X, why did you have to invite Iris, I just wanted it to be you and me!
X: (Confused) What? Zero you're the one who invited her, not me!
Zero: But I wanted it to be just us pals here, and here you go inviting my wife.
X: Zero! Remember, she's your wife. I even picked you guys up and drove us all here!
Zero: Aw, I wanted to drive! Sure blame it all on me!
X: But I'm not!
Zero: Yes you are X just admit it.
X: Here maybe some cotton candy will cheer you up.
Zero: Nothing can ever make up for.. (gasp) oohh ice cream!
X: (Smiling) Oh joy.
(Zero runs over to the cart and forces his face on the glass case smearing his face on it. He ohs and ahs the ice cream.)
Zero: Oohh! Ah! Now which one will it be?
???: Can I help you sir?
(Zero looks up and sees Gate. They both screamed.)
Zero: Ah!
Gate: Ah! Zero: Oh-ho-hoh, Gate it's just you, I thought that.
Gate: And I thought I told you not to do that again!
Zero: Sorry. but anyway, how come you're serving ice cream?
Gate: .?
Zero: (With a grin) Hey, so this is where you ran off to after my wedding!
Gate: You fool, that was months ago!
Zero: Ah, it seems like yesterday.
Gate: (Shaking his head) Give me the drugs Zero.
Zero: I'm not on drugs.
Gate: Are you drunk then?
Zero: I haven't had a beer all day.
Gate: Oh my god, what's wrong with you, do you have a fever or something?
Zero: Uhm, no? Anyway why are you working here, I thought you hated ice cream?
Gate: It was the only job left.
Zero: Haha, you have to work while I have fun! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah.
Gate: I like working.
Zero: Then why don't you marry it?
Gate: What do you mean, I'm already married.
Zero: Really? To who?
Gate: Oh my god, you're an idiot! I'm married to Alia, didn't you know that?
Zero: No, X will be heart broken!
(X finds Zero and walks over to the ice cream cart.)
X: Why would I be heart broken?
Zero: Uh, uh, because they're out of vanilla ice cream.
(Gate holds up a vanilla ice cream cone)
Gate: No we're not.
(Zero reaches his head over to the ice cream cone, and eats it all in one whole bite in just a flash so that X doesn't notice.)
Zero: X, let's go find Iris, she's probably looking for us.
X: But Zero, you haven't had your ice cream?
Zero: (Burp) Yes I did.
X: Really when?
Zero: When you weren't there.
X: Whatever you say Zero, whatever you say.
Zero: What? X why are you talking like that?
X: You just leave that to me.
Gate: Uh can you guys go now? You're scaring my costumers.
Zero: Bah, no we're not!
Gate: Well you're scaring me.
Zero: (Sarcastically) Aw Gate's scared of me, boo hoo.
X: Come on Zero.
(X tugs Zero away with him, and they go look for Iris. When they found her, she was standing near the entrance looking around until she spotted them.)
Iris: Hey, where have you guys been? And what's that white stuff on Zero's face?
X: Oh it's just ice cream, Zero got hungry that's all.
(Zero licks the ice cream off of his face.)
X: Ew Zero, at least clean it off with a napkin.
Iris: Zero, we haven't even gone on any of the rides yet, so why did you already eat?
Zero: Well you see um, uhm um uh.
X: Zero stop trailing off like that again.
Zero: Hey look a slide!
(Zero points to a really high slide.)
X: Ok Zero we'll go on the slide.
Zero: Oh, oh, look a android swing ride!
X: But I thought you said.
Zero: Oh look a dog with a fluffy tail!
(Zero runs over to it giggling.)
X: Zero wait!
(The dog turns around and it's really Neon Tiger.)
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Just like my dream, Zero's running into my arms. aw, but where's the field of flowers?
(Zero skids to a stop and backs up.)
Zero: Oh my god it's you!
Neon Tiger: Hey it's not nice to swear.
Zero: Hey god's not a swear.
Neon Tiger: Well then don't bring him into this.
Zero: But he's on my side, right lord?
(Zero looks up into the sky and waits for his reply.)
God: Yea.
Neon Tiger: Well anyway now you're all mine.
(Zero gets on the ride after X and Iris did. Then the ride started.) Zero: Sorry I can't hear you, by!
Neon Tiger: Don't worry my love I'll wait for you, even if I have to wait all day.
(Zero didn't notice that he got on one of the chairs that was broken, so it snapped in the middle of the ride and Zero fell onto the ice cream cart hitting his head.)
Gate: Oh Zero can't you just leave me alone!
Zero: Hu, who are you?
Gate: I'm Gate, Zero don't you remember?
Zero: Gate, what the hell kind of name is that? And why do you keep calling me Zero?
Gate: You hit your head so you must have lost your memory.
(Neon Tiger rushes over to the ice cream cart.)
Neon Tiger: Oh my god Zero I saw you fall, are you ok?
Zero: And you are...?
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) It's me, Neon Tiger your lover. Don't you remember?
Zero: No, not really, but ok then.
Neon Tiger: Come on Zero let's go on the slide.
(They both walk away from Gate and the ice cream cart, and Gate watches them go.)
Gate: Hmm, you know I really should do something. but then again it's Zero, he's had it coming to him.
(Neon Tiger and Zero go up the slide and sit down on the slide they want to slide down on. X and Iris are already there, and they notice Zero and Neon Tiger there.)
X: Oh my god Zero I saw you fall, are you ok?
Zero: Wait, wait, I fell and you didn't even come to help me, what the hell kind of friend are you?
(Zero stares at X, and X says nothing.)
Zero: Good thing you're not really my friend.
X: What, Zero what are you talking about?
Zero: I don't know how you could be my friend, if nobody even told me your name yet?
(X looks up at Neon Tiger.)
X: I bet this is all your doing isn't it?!
Neon Tiger: Hey don't look at me I didn't do a thing, you could even ask that Gate guy.
Iris: Come on honey let's ride the slide together.
Zero: Who the hell are you calling honey, you woman?
Iris: What, what's wrong with you?
Zero: Aw come on Neon Tiger let's go already.
Neon Tiger: Great, I've got chocolate strawberries at home that we could eat.
Zero: I meant down the slide.
(X pushes Zero too hard, and Zero slides down fast. He went so fast, that when he reached the end off the slide, then he hit his head on the barrier.)
Neon Tiger: Oh Zero are you ok? You need some mouth to mouth.
Zero: Ah!
Neon Tiger: There you go!
Zero: Get off of me you lesbian!
Neon Tiger: Zero what's wrong with you?
(Zero hits him off and stands up to meet X and Iris once they were done sliding.)
Zero: Come on you guys we have to get ready for the demolition derby.
X: Oh good he's back to normal, yay!
Zero: And afterwards we can get a beer!
X: Boo.
(They all walk away leaving Neon Tiger alone thinking to himself.) Neon Tiger: (To himself) So Zero's in the demolition derby too. hmm.
(Neon Tiger walks away, and back to Zero, X, and Iris.)
Iris: Hey, you and I haven't gone on any rides just the two of us yet!
Zero: Oh ok then how about. that one.
(Zero points over to the tunnel of love.)
Iris: Oh it's just wonderful!
Zero: No I was pointing to the one next to it!
(But it was too late, Iris pulled him over to the ride and they got on. As Iris was looking around, Zero was asleep.)
Iris: Wake up Zero!
Zero: Fine.
(As they sat there, Zero wondered why Neon Tiger didn't think about that ride.)
Zero: Eh.
Iris: Isn't it just wonderful Zero?
Zero: Yea I guess it is.
X: Hey this isn't fun it's boring, but if I had someone then it wouldn't be. Make out already or something!
Zero: X get out of here, this is only for me and Iris!
X: Oh sorry I didn't know that, but I'm still staying on.
Zero: No you're not, I'm throwing you of!
X: But Zero.
(Zero threw X, and X landed on the hard ground.)
Zero: What, it's over?
X: That's why I didn't want you to throw me off, because it was already over.
(They all go to the demolition derby, and Iris sits in the crowd. X and Zero get inside their cars, and line up with the other cars and they start. Zero looks at one of the cars next to him, and it was Neon Tiger.)
Zero: Ah, what are you doing here?!
Neon Tiger: Don't worry, I'll go gentle on you.
(Neon Tiger rams him gently, making Zero mad.)
Zero: Oh, that's it!
(Zero hits Neon Tiger's car so hard that it flies through the wall and out the arena, and the crowd goes really wild, as Neon Tiger's car explodes into flames.)
Zero: Thank you, thank you, and now I.
(All of a sudden Zero's car gets smashed into the wall and the buzzer sounds.)
Announcer: And there you have it folks, this year's demolition derby winner is. X!
(The crowd cheers and routs for X, as he gets out of his car.)
X: I'm sorry Zero, but you were the only car left running. Zero? Zero!
(A siren is heard nearing and flashing lights start to appear from in the distance.)
Announcer: And here comes the ambulance.
(The ambulance was able to get Zero to wake up.)
Zero: Oh no X, I'm gonna die. Again.
X: No Zero.
Zero: No X let me finish, there's something I need to tell you.
X: What is it?
Zero: Gate is married. to Alia.
X: Oh I know that, everyone knows that.
(Zero jumps up.)
Zero: What? But you're supposed to be heartbroken! X: (confused) Why?
(Iris runs over to him and hugs him.)
Iris: Oh Zero you're ok.
Zero: Yea well come on let's go.
(Once the demolition derby was over, it was ten pm and the fire works were going off.)
Zero: Hey did you know that the fire works are missiles really being shot at some fat lady in the sky.
X: How did she get up there?
Zero: I don't know!
Iris: Aw isn't that cute, he's drunk again.
Zero: I've had no beer all day!
Iris: Oh my god, Zero do you have a fever?
Zero: Why does everybody keep saying that?
X: Oh, I don't think so, but it's a good thing Gate's still here.
(Gate over hears them from somewhere.)
Gate: Ah, just leave me alone!
(Zero sees Gate run off.)
Zero: Hey Gate where are you going. hello? Ice cream man? Aw he'll be back, they always come back.
X: Hey look at that crazy ride.
(X points up to the bungee jump.)
Zero: Ok! I always wanted to go off of it!
Iris: No, Zero don't.
(X holds Iris back, while Zero heads for the bungee jump.)
X: Let him go Iris, I think he knows what he's doing.
(Zero interrupts X from where he was standing.)
Zero: Hey X, do you have $45.00 dollars?
X: What?! Don't tell me that the ride costs that much!
Zero: Aw, come on X just this once!
X: Ok, I'll give you the money. But you owe me!
(X gives the man the money, and Zero tied the bungee cord to himself. Then Zero went inside the red cage elevator with someone to work the controls, and they went up to the very top. As Zero got ready, he thought out loud to himself.)
Zero: Well lord I guess this is it. You know, I always thought that the world would go before me, but know I see that if I don't make it, then I was wrong. So here I go!
(Just then the person in the cage ripped off his costume, and it was really Neon Tiger.)
Neon Tiger: No, don't jump my love, you could get hurt!
Zero: Aw, can't you just leave me alone already!
(Just then Gate's voice rises from the ground all the way up to Zero.)
Gate: Now you know how I feel!
Zero: Gate? Gate where are you? Oh well.
Neon Tiger: No Zero I won't let you go!
(Neon Tiger holds onto Zero, but Zero jerks free, but then he slipped, and fell out and bungee jumped. He went down, and then hurled back up, and when he did Neon Tiger grabbed him and held onto him.)
Zero: Whoa thanks.
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) You're welcome. Oh Zero, I love you!
Zero: Oh no! Let me go!
Neon Tiger: Ok.
(He let go of Zero and he fell again. Zero landed got off the matt, and untied himself. Then he pulled the cord as hard as he could, and he let it go, making it snap back up. It hit Neon Tiger and he went hurling into the air, where the fire works were going off rapidly this time because the fair was over. He screamed as he was getting blown up by the fire works. Everyone watching the fire works were all cheering a lot, just like they did at the demolition derby.)
X: Wow Zero, that was amazing!
Zero: Yea I know perfect shot hu.
Iris: Well anyway, how did you like it.
Zero: I'm glad I did it, it serves him right.
Iris: I meant bungee jumping!
Zero: Hu?
X: Iris, he doesn't understand, I'd just leave it at that.
Iris: Yea, I kinda knew that already I guess.
Zero: Hey X, can we go now, I'm tired.
X: Yea sure Zero, but first we need to get you a beer, so that you could sleep like a baby.
Zero: Aw, come on X, I don't want a beer, I just want to go home.
X: Are you sure, I mean, you never turn down beer.
Zero: You're right X, you're always X.
X: Are you sure you don't have a fever?
Zero: Yea. Well, I've had enough of Neon Tiger following me around for one day, and watch, when I go get a beer, then he'll be there selling them, or he'll just be there. No way X, I'm tired, so maybe I'll just get one at home.
(All of a sudden Gate walks passed them all to leave.)
Gate: Yea, well I've had enough of you guys for one day as well. And I especially mean you Zero! Well I'll see you guys later.
X and Iris: By Gate, have a good one!
Gate: Yea well I hope I do
(As Gate was leaving.)
Zero: Hey Gate, where are you going? Hello, ice cream man?
X: Leave him alone Zero, he's already gone.
Zero: Aw! Hey X, remember when I said that they'd always be back?
X: Yea.
Zero: Well if you taunt an ice cream man, then they'll come back.
X: But Zero, that would be mean.
Zero: Yea, but what are ya gonna do. Well watch this.
(Zero yells after Gate, even though he was already gone.)
Zero: Gate the ice cream man! You're a cheapo and a ripoff man!
Iris: Sh, sh, don't be saying that, even if it was to a real ice cream man.
Zero: Oh ok, but why not?
X: Because that'll happen!
(X points to a nearby ice cream man, and he was angry. He pulled out a big rusty butcher knife and ran towards Zero and started chasing him.)
Zero: Ah, help me!
(As X and Iris were watching.)
Iris: Shouldn't we help him.
X: Nah, I'm sure he'll be ok.
Iris: Yea you're right X.
(After that was over, X drove Iris and a half dead and tired Zero home. They thanked X for the good time, and went to bed. Then X went back to The Maverick Hunter Headquarters to rest until the next day or two. And so once again it was all up to Gate to save everyone today.)
X: Aw man this is going to be great, I can't wait to get on some rides!
Iris: Yea, this is going to be fun hu Zero?
Zero: Yea it is.
(Zero wanted it to be with just him and X, but Zero since he was married to Iris, he brought her anyway. Iris left them for a few minutes to go check on her brother the Colonel. That's right he was there too, but he was in the demolition derby. X and Zero were in it too, but it isn't going to start for hours and hours, so they were going to enjoy all the rides and stuff. While Iris was gone.)
Zero: Aw! X, why did you have to invite Iris, I just wanted it to be you and me!
X: (Confused) What? Zero you're the one who invited her, not me!
Zero: But I wanted it to be just us pals here, and here you go inviting my wife.
X: Zero! Remember, she's your wife. I even picked you guys up and drove us all here!
Zero: Aw, I wanted to drive! Sure blame it all on me!
X: But I'm not!
Zero: Yes you are X just admit it.
X: Here maybe some cotton candy will cheer you up.
Zero: Nothing can ever make up for.. (gasp) oohh ice cream!
X: (Smiling) Oh joy.
(Zero runs over to the cart and forces his face on the glass case smearing his face on it. He ohs and ahs the ice cream.)
Zero: Oohh! Ah! Now which one will it be?
???: Can I help you sir?
(Zero looks up and sees Gate. They both screamed.)
Zero: Ah!
Gate: Ah! Zero: Oh-ho-hoh, Gate it's just you, I thought that.
Gate: And I thought I told you not to do that again!
Zero: Sorry. but anyway, how come you're serving ice cream?
Gate: .?
Zero: (With a grin) Hey, so this is where you ran off to after my wedding!
Gate: You fool, that was months ago!
Zero: Ah, it seems like yesterday.
Gate: (Shaking his head) Give me the drugs Zero.
Zero: I'm not on drugs.
Gate: Are you drunk then?
Zero: I haven't had a beer all day.
Gate: Oh my god, what's wrong with you, do you have a fever or something?
Zero: Uhm, no? Anyway why are you working here, I thought you hated ice cream?
Gate: It was the only job left.
Zero: Haha, you have to work while I have fun! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah.
Gate: I like working.
Zero: Then why don't you marry it?
Gate: What do you mean, I'm already married.
Zero: Really? To who?
Gate: Oh my god, you're an idiot! I'm married to Alia, didn't you know that?
Zero: No, X will be heart broken!
(X finds Zero and walks over to the ice cream cart.)
X: Why would I be heart broken?
Zero: Uh, uh, because they're out of vanilla ice cream.
(Gate holds up a vanilla ice cream cone)
Gate: No we're not.
(Zero reaches his head over to the ice cream cone, and eats it all in one whole bite in just a flash so that X doesn't notice.)
Zero: X, let's go find Iris, she's probably looking for us.
X: But Zero, you haven't had your ice cream?
Zero: (Burp) Yes I did.
X: Really when?
Zero: When you weren't there.
X: Whatever you say Zero, whatever you say.
Zero: What? X why are you talking like that?
X: You just leave that to me.
Gate: Uh can you guys go now? You're scaring my costumers.
Zero: Bah, no we're not!
Gate: Well you're scaring me.
Zero: (Sarcastically) Aw Gate's scared of me, boo hoo.
X: Come on Zero.
(X tugs Zero away with him, and they go look for Iris. When they found her, she was standing near the entrance looking around until she spotted them.)
Iris: Hey, where have you guys been? And what's that white stuff on Zero's face?
X: Oh it's just ice cream, Zero got hungry that's all.
(Zero licks the ice cream off of his face.)
X: Ew Zero, at least clean it off with a napkin.
Iris: Zero, we haven't even gone on any of the rides yet, so why did you already eat?
Zero: Well you see um, uhm um uh.
X: Zero stop trailing off like that again.
Zero: Hey look a slide!
(Zero points to a really high slide.)
X: Ok Zero we'll go on the slide.
Zero: Oh, oh, look a android swing ride!
X: But I thought you said.
Zero: Oh look a dog with a fluffy tail!
(Zero runs over to it giggling.)
X: Zero wait!
(The dog turns around and it's really Neon Tiger.)
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Just like my dream, Zero's running into my arms. aw, but where's the field of flowers?
(Zero skids to a stop and backs up.)
Zero: Oh my god it's you!
Neon Tiger: Hey it's not nice to swear.
Zero: Hey god's not a swear.
Neon Tiger: Well then don't bring him into this.
Zero: But he's on my side, right lord?
(Zero looks up into the sky and waits for his reply.)
God: Yea.
Neon Tiger: Well anyway now you're all mine.
(Zero gets on the ride after X and Iris did. Then the ride started.) Zero: Sorry I can't hear you, by!
Neon Tiger: Don't worry my love I'll wait for you, even if I have to wait all day.
(Zero didn't notice that he got on one of the chairs that was broken, so it snapped in the middle of the ride and Zero fell onto the ice cream cart hitting his head.)
Gate: Oh Zero can't you just leave me alone!
Zero: Hu, who are you?
Gate: I'm Gate, Zero don't you remember?
Zero: Gate, what the hell kind of name is that? And why do you keep calling me Zero?
Gate: You hit your head so you must have lost your memory.
(Neon Tiger rushes over to the ice cream cart.)
Neon Tiger: Oh my god Zero I saw you fall, are you ok?
Zero: And you are...?
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) It's me, Neon Tiger your lover. Don't you remember?
Zero: No, not really, but ok then.
Neon Tiger: Come on Zero let's go on the slide.
(They both walk away from Gate and the ice cream cart, and Gate watches them go.)
Gate: Hmm, you know I really should do something. but then again it's Zero, he's had it coming to him.
(Neon Tiger and Zero go up the slide and sit down on the slide they want to slide down on. X and Iris are already there, and they notice Zero and Neon Tiger there.)
X: Oh my god Zero I saw you fall, are you ok?
Zero: Wait, wait, I fell and you didn't even come to help me, what the hell kind of friend are you?
(Zero stares at X, and X says nothing.)
Zero: Good thing you're not really my friend.
X: What, Zero what are you talking about?
Zero: I don't know how you could be my friend, if nobody even told me your name yet?
(X looks up at Neon Tiger.)
X: I bet this is all your doing isn't it?!
Neon Tiger: Hey don't look at me I didn't do a thing, you could even ask that Gate guy.
Iris: Come on honey let's ride the slide together.
Zero: Who the hell are you calling honey, you woman?
Iris: What, what's wrong with you?
Zero: Aw come on Neon Tiger let's go already.
Neon Tiger: Great, I've got chocolate strawberries at home that we could eat.
Zero: I meant down the slide.
(X pushes Zero too hard, and Zero slides down fast. He went so fast, that when he reached the end off the slide, then he hit his head on the barrier.)
Neon Tiger: Oh Zero are you ok? You need some mouth to mouth.
Zero: Ah!
Neon Tiger: There you go!
Zero: Get off of me you lesbian!
Neon Tiger: Zero what's wrong with you?
(Zero hits him off and stands up to meet X and Iris once they were done sliding.)
Zero: Come on you guys we have to get ready for the demolition derby.
X: Oh good he's back to normal, yay!
Zero: And afterwards we can get a beer!
X: Boo.
(They all walk away leaving Neon Tiger alone thinking to himself.) Neon Tiger: (To himself) So Zero's in the demolition derby too. hmm.
(Neon Tiger walks away, and back to Zero, X, and Iris.)
Iris: Hey, you and I haven't gone on any rides just the two of us yet!
Zero: Oh ok then how about. that one.
(Zero points over to the tunnel of love.)
Iris: Oh it's just wonderful!
Zero: No I was pointing to the one next to it!
(But it was too late, Iris pulled him over to the ride and they got on. As Iris was looking around, Zero was asleep.)
Iris: Wake up Zero!
Zero: Fine.
(As they sat there, Zero wondered why Neon Tiger didn't think about that ride.)
Zero: Eh.
Iris: Isn't it just wonderful Zero?
Zero: Yea I guess it is.
X: Hey this isn't fun it's boring, but if I had someone then it wouldn't be. Make out already or something!
Zero: X get out of here, this is only for me and Iris!
X: Oh sorry I didn't know that, but I'm still staying on.
Zero: No you're not, I'm throwing you of!
X: But Zero.
(Zero threw X, and X landed on the hard ground.)
Zero: What, it's over?
X: That's why I didn't want you to throw me off, because it was already over.
(They all go to the demolition derby, and Iris sits in the crowd. X and Zero get inside their cars, and line up with the other cars and they start. Zero looks at one of the cars next to him, and it was Neon Tiger.)
Zero: Ah, what are you doing here?!
Neon Tiger: Don't worry, I'll go gentle on you.
(Neon Tiger rams him gently, making Zero mad.)
Zero: Oh, that's it!
(Zero hits Neon Tiger's car so hard that it flies through the wall and out the arena, and the crowd goes really wild, as Neon Tiger's car explodes into flames.)
Zero: Thank you, thank you, and now I.
(All of a sudden Zero's car gets smashed into the wall and the buzzer sounds.)
Announcer: And there you have it folks, this year's demolition derby winner is. X!
(The crowd cheers and routs for X, as he gets out of his car.)
X: I'm sorry Zero, but you were the only car left running. Zero? Zero!
(A siren is heard nearing and flashing lights start to appear from in the distance.)
Announcer: And here comes the ambulance.
(The ambulance was able to get Zero to wake up.)
Zero: Oh no X, I'm gonna die. Again.
X: No Zero.
Zero: No X let me finish, there's something I need to tell you.
X: What is it?
Zero: Gate is married. to Alia.
X: Oh I know that, everyone knows that.
(Zero jumps up.)
Zero: What? But you're supposed to be heartbroken! X: (confused) Why?
(Iris runs over to him and hugs him.)
Iris: Oh Zero you're ok.
Zero: Yea well come on let's go.
(Once the demolition derby was over, it was ten pm and the fire works were going off.)
Zero: Hey did you know that the fire works are missiles really being shot at some fat lady in the sky.
X: How did she get up there?
Zero: I don't know!
Iris: Aw isn't that cute, he's drunk again.
Zero: I've had no beer all day!
Iris: Oh my god, Zero do you have a fever?
Zero: Why does everybody keep saying that?
X: Oh, I don't think so, but it's a good thing Gate's still here.
(Gate over hears them from somewhere.)
Gate: Ah, just leave me alone!
(Zero sees Gate run off.)
Zero: Hey Gate where are you going. hello? Ice cream man? Aw he'll be back, they always come back.
X: Hey look at that crazy ride.
(X points up to the bungee jump.)
Zero: Ok! I always wanted to go off of it!
Iris: No, Zero don't.
(X holds Iris back, while Zero heads for the bungee jump.)
X: Let him go Iris, I think he knows what he's doing.
(Zero interrupts X from where he was standing.)
Zero: Hey X, do you have $45.00 dollars?
X: What?! Don't tell me that the ride costs that much!
Zero: Aw, come on X just this once!
X: Ok, I'll give you the money. But you owe me!
(X gives the man the money, and Zero tied the bungee cord to himself. Then Zero went inside the red cage elevator with someone to work the controls, and they went up to the very top. As Zero got ready, he thought out loud to himself.)
Zero: Well lord I guess this is it. You know, I always thought that the world would go before me, but know I see that if I don't make it, then I was wrong. So here I go!
(Just then the person in the cage ripped off his costume, and it was really Neon Tiger.)
Neon Tiger: No, don't jump my love, you could get hurt!
Zero: Aw, can't you just leave me alone already!
(Just then Gate's voice rises from the ground all the way up to Zero.)
Gate: Now you know how I feel!
Zero: Gate? Gate where are you? Oh well.
Neon Tiger: No Zero I won't let you go!
(Neon Tiger holds onto Zero, but Zero jerks free, but then he slipped, and fell out and bungee jumped. He went down, and then hurled back up, and when he did Neon Tiger grabbed him and held onto him.)
Zero: Whoa thanks.
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) You're welcome. Oh Zero, I love you!
Zero: Oh no! Let me go!
Neon Tiger: Ok.
(He let go of Zero and he fell again. Zero landed got off the matt, and untied himself. Then he pulled the cord as hard as he could, and he let it go, making it snap back up. It hit Neon Tiger and he went hurling into the air, where the fire works were going off rapidly this time because the fair was over. He screamed as he was getting blown up by the fire works. Everyone watching the fire works were all cheering a lot, just like they did at the demolition derby.)
X: Wow Zero, that was amazing!
Zero: Yea I know perfect shot hu.
Iris: Well anyway, how did you like it.
Zero: I'm glad I did it, it serves him right.
Iris: I meant bungee jumping!
Zero: Hu?
X: Iris, he doesn't understand, I'd just leave it at that.
Iris: Yea, I kinda knew that already I guess.
Zero: Hey X, can we go now, I'm tired.
X: Yea sure Zero, but first we need to get you a beer, so that you could sleep like a baby.
Zero: Aw, come on X, I don't want a beer, I just want to go home.
X: Are you sure, I mean, you never turn down beer.
Zero: You're right X, you're always X.
X: Are you sure you don't have a fever?
Zero: Yea. Well, I've had enough of Neon Tiger following me around for one day, and watch, when I go get a beer, then he'll be there selling them, or he'll just be there. No way X, I'm tired, so maybe I'll just get one at home.
(All of a sudden Gate walks passed them all to leave.)
Gate: Yea, well I've had enough of you guys for one day as well. And I especially mean you Zero! Well I'll see you guys later.
X and Iris: By Gate, have a good one!
Gate: Yea well I hope I do
(As Gate was leaving.)
Zero: Hey Gate, where are you going? Hello, ice cream man?
X: Leave him alone Zero, he's already gone.
Zero: Aw! Hey X, remember when I said that they'd always be back?
X: Yea.
Zero: Well if you taunt an ice cream man, then they'll come back.
X: But Zero, that would be mean.
Zero: Yea, but what are ya gonna do. Well watch this.
(Zero yells after Gate, even though he was already gone.)
Zero: Gate the ice cream man! You're a cheapo and a ripoff man!
Iris: Sh, sh, don't be saying that, even if it was to a real ice cream man.
Zero: Oh ok, but why not?
X: Because that'll happen!
(X points to a nearby ice cream man, and he was angry. He pulled out a big rusty butcher knife and ran towards Zero and started chasing him.)
Zero: Ah, help me!
(As X and Iris were watching.)
Iris: Shouldn't we help him.
X: Nah, I'm sure he'll be ok.
Iris: Yea you're right X.
(After that was over, X drove Iris and a half dead and tired Zero home. They thanked X for the good time, and went to bed. Then X went back to The Maverick Hunter Headquarters to rest until the next day or two. And so once again it was all up to Gate to save everyone today.)