(X and Zero go to an amusement park, leaving Iris at home this time so they
could have fun together as friends. Gate and Alia were there together too.
It was a hot day, the temperature was over a hundred.)
Zero: X I'm hot!
X: I know Zero, you've been complaining ever since we got here. Just wait until the park opens, then we can go on the water rides.
(Zero pauses for a moment.)
Zero: X I'm hot, and my job is so unfullfilling!
X: Now Zero I know that they don't allow beer in the park, but.
Zero: What!?
X: But there's still plenty of ways for us to have fun!
Zero: Oh, joy.
X: Hey that's my line!
(X and Zero just stand in the line waiting, and then all of a sudden they see Gate standing with Alia in another line.)
Zero: Hey marriage man, get me that ice cream I wanted?
Gate: Zero, you got married months ago, when are you going to let that go?
Zero: Never!
Alia: Hey guys.
Zero: Oh no X, don't look!
X: I already know that they're married.
Zero: Oh yea.
Gate: Zero, Iris told me what you said at the fair. I'm not an ice cream man. And stop calling me marriage man!
Zero: Then what should I call you?
Gate: Gate. Zero: What the hell kind of name is Gate?
(Gate thinks for a minute for something to say.)
Gate: I'm a doctor.
Zero: Oh no X run!
(Zero starts running and the gates finally open, so he pushes through the crowd and runs off. As X, Gate, and Alia walk in.)
X: You'll have to excuse him, he's a little upset that they don't allow beer in the park.
Gate: Well now that the toddler has run off, the grown ups can talk.
Alia: So X, do you want to hang out together in the park?
X: Sure that would be great Alia, what do you think Gate?
Gate: I don't think so. Every time Zero's around me, he makes fun of me. But sure why not, what could go wrong?
(Just then as they walk around in the park, Zero runs up to them and he's all wet.)
X: Zero what the hell happened to you?
Zero: Ok, so I was running around screaming all right. And I run across this bridge, and this big boat goes down this waterfall and splashes me.
X: I thought we were all going to go on the rides together?
Zero: But it wasn't a ride.
Alia: Alright guys let's go.
(They all walk around the park to check out some rides, when they come across a big roller coaster.)
X: Oohh let's go on that one.
Zero: Oh, I don't know, it looks kind of scary to me.
Gate: What's the matter Zero, chicken?
Zero: Gobble, gobble!
X: That's a turkey.
Gate: What doesn't hurt you can't kill you.
Zero: The scary doctor is right.
Gate: (To himself) Grr, I'm a sarcastic scientist.
Zero: Let's go on it together, what's it called X?
X: 'The Viper', haha.
Zero: Oh X, you're funny.
(There's no line yet, so they all go on together. They all get strapped in and the ride starts. As they're going up, Zero's looking at the ride.)
Zero: Wait Gate, I thought you said that this ride doesn't go upside down.
Gate: Oh well, guess I lied.
(The ride starts going upside down around and around as Zero's screaming.)
Zero: Ah, damn you! I'll get you, you scary doctor.
Gate: Well let's just call this pay back for all of your insults. And for the last time I'm a scientist!
Zero: Ah, hey I kinda like it, ah!
(As the ride continues, Zero starts to like it, but then it ends and they all have to get off for other people to get on.)
Zero: What? It's already over boo, boo, what a rip off.
X: Come on Zero, leave the ride alone.
(X drags Zero away as Zero shakes his fist at the roller coaster.)
Zero: Why I otta!
(Zero runs over to the ride and kicks it, and in a second it all crumples into dust. All the people get mad, so then they all crowd around Zero.)
Zero: What's the matter with all of you, I saved you time and money, and quite possibly even your lives, so you should thanking me. Person: I've got your thank you right here!
Crowd: Get him!
(Everyone attacks Zero.)
Zero: Ah, save me MegaMan X! Oh wait I'm MegaMan X. Do'h.
X: No you're not I am, and you know nothing of my work.
Alia: Uh guys shouldn't we help him?
Gate: Nah the crowd will get tired of this in a few hours.
(They all leave Zero to go on more rides and they all have the time of their lives. Hours later when it's lunch time, they find Zero all beaten up.)
Gate: So Zero did you learn your lesson?
Zero: Yes sir.
Gate: And what lesson would that be?
Zero: Uh....
Gate: Never mind. Here let me tend to those wounds.
Zero: Ah get the scary doctor away from me!
X: You know, sometimes it's better to call Zero plain stupid.
Alia: What a baby.
Gate: Hey look, the Batman show, let's go check it out.
(They all go inside and sit down with the crowd. During the show Alia pretends to get kidnaped by one of the bad guys, but then Robin comes to save her.)
Gate: Hey look, Alia's part of the show.
Zero: Hey are you just going to let Robin make a move like that on your girl?
(Zero jumps out of his seat, and rushes down the isle.)
X: Wait Zero, it's just a show!
(Zero shoves Robin aside. Then Zero puts on Robins costume.)
Alia: Zero what are you doing?!
Zero: Look at me, I'm the boy wonder!
Audience: Boo, boo!
Zero: Oh boo yourself, I'm better anyway! Look I got a light saber.
(The whole crowd ohs and ahs at Zeros light saber and they clap. He bows and waves.)
Zero: Thank you, thank you. I'm here til Thursday!
X: Zero it's Friday.
Zero: Aw!
Everyone: Bwahaha!
(The show ends, and they go walking around the park again.)
Alia: Wow, we've been here for half of the day already, don't you think we should eat something?
Gate: That's a good idea.
(They go to a burger place, and before Gate comes back to sit down, Zero put peppers in Gate's burger. Gate takes a bite and spits it on the ground. Even though there were peppers in it, Gate was able to handle a little spice. Zero was shocked.)
Zero: Hey, I put peppers in your.
Gate: You what?!
(Zero doesn't answer. Zero picked up his burger, but before he could eat it, Gate took it away, and began to eat it.)
Zero: Hey!
Gate: You ruined my burger, so I get yours. But if you can take a bite of my burger that you put peppers in and can take the heat, then I'll buy you another one.
Zero: Ok fine your on!
(Zero picks up the burger eats it in one bite. But it's too spicy, so Zero tries to spit it out, but Gate made Zero swallow it.)
Zero: Ah, ah, why did you do that!
Gate: Serves you right.
????: Here you can have some of my water.
(Zero drinks it all in one gulp, and turns to the stranger.)
Zero: Hey thanks a lot man, I. ah!
(It was Neon Tiger, and he waved happily at Zero, who started crying.)
Alia: What's the baby crying about now?
X: Because it's Neon Tiger!
Alia: Who?
Neon Tiger: Hello.
Alia: Hi.
Gate: Run!
(Gate grabbed Alia and they all run from Neon Tiger, and head out of the restaurant. Outside their running away and all of a sudden the restaurant entrance door slammed open and Neon Tiger was roaring like a maniac while he pushed passed other people looking for Zero and his friends. They were able to lose him, and they decided to get a drink. Zero passes out and X goes to find a water for him at one of the vending carts. Gate and Alia were looking at a souvenir stand and left Zero off guard. Neon Tiger was still pushing past people angrily, but when he saw Zero, he gasped.)
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Oh no, my poor babe passed out because he's thirsty.
(X comes back with a bottle of water.)
X: Zero I found something for you to drink and I.
(Neon Tiger grabs the water bottle from X and throws X into the souvenir stand, and Gate and Alia, thought X was for sale.)
Alia: Oohh how much is that?
Gate: Wait a minute, X why are you for sale?
X: (Groan) Aw.
(Neon Tiger feeds Zero the bottle like a baby, and as Zero drinks the water Neon Tiger picks him up and cradles him. The water ran out and Zero started to get fussy. Neon Tiger kisses Zero on the cheek and Zero is happy, but then he wakes up and sees Neon Tiger holding him.)
Zero: Ah!
Neon Tiger: Aw how cute.
(Zero runs over to X, Gate, and Alia, and they all run off again. Neon Tiger just stood there happily, and then walked away. X, Zero, Gate, and Alia went on more rides during the afternoon, and since Zero ate the spicy burger, he threw it up most of the time on 'The Revolution' and 'The Ninja'.)
X: Ew that's sick.
Alia: Yea you're sick Zero.
Zero: Yea, well tell me something that I don't know.
Gate: Alright, did you know that you're going to die?
Zero: I'm gonna die?!
X: Zero, you always think that. You almost died today for example.
Alia: Aw, leave poor Zero alone, stop teasing him.
Gate: But it brings such joy to my heart.
Alia:I thought I did?
Gate: Oh yeah that's right. Never mind.
X: Uhm can I say something now.
Zero: I don't know can you?
X: May I?
Zero: No you may not!
X: Shut up Zero!
Gate: Well the park closes at ten, and it's 9:45, so we have just enough time to go on one more ride.
Alia: Hey how about 'The Colossus', haha.
Zero: Will everyone stop doing that?
(The line was packed, so they were the last ones to go on the ride that day. X and Zero sat in the very front car, and Gate and Alia sat all the way in the back. Gate didn't want to be anywhere near Zero, just in case Zero threw up again. The ride started going up. As it was going up, the fireworks were going off. As the ride kept going up.)
Alia: Oh Gate, isn't it wonderful?
Gate: Yea it really is something. At least Zero isn't able to ruin a chance like this.
Alia: What chance?
(Gate leans over and kisses Alia. Alia caught on and enjoyed it. All the way in the front, Zero was watching them, so he turns around and talks to X.)
Zero: Aw, why didn't Iris come?
X: You forgot to ask her Zero. Besides, you just wanted to be with me this time.
Zero: Oh, you screw everything up X. Why didn't you ask her?
X: It's your own fault Zero! You're married to her, it's your job not mine!
Zero: You didn't have to tell it as it is X.
X: Yea, I mean, we had a good time together right?
Zero: Yea.
(X turns around and looks behind him to see how high they were from the ground. Then X looks at all the other people on the ride, but then is frozen in shock, because Neon Tiger was sitting behind them. Neon Tiger wasn't looking at them, he was looking up at the dark night sky. He was sitting back with his hands crossed behind his head and with one leg over the other. X turns around to tell Zero who was behind them.)
X: Uhm, Zero don't turn around.
Zero: Hu? (Zero turns around)
X: I said don't turn around
(Neon Tiger looks down from the stars and sees them sitting right in the cart in front of him. He tries to lunge foward but the bar holds him back.)
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Zero, I didn't realize that you were here!
Zero: I'm sitting right in front of you, are you blind?
Neon Tiger: (Pauses) Blindly in love with you.
X: Aw not this again.
(As the ride is almost done reaching the top, Zero starts screaming, and everyone looks at him weird. The ride wasn't scary at all, they thought he was an idiot because they didn't know he was screaming from Neon Tiger. From the back Gate and Alia were still kissing, but then they stop to look at what's going on.)
Gate: Oh great now what?!
Alia: Oh don't mind them.
Gate: Yea I guess you're right.
(Gate and Alia kiss again. Back in the front, X screams in a battle cry, and fires at Neon Tiger, and he falls all the way back to the back seat. He lands on Gate and Alia. They gasp and stop kissing when they see him. Neon Tiger started bouncing up each seat in order to get back up to X and Zero. The ride starts and it goes down a long way. Zero was screaming his head off and forgot about Neon Tiger. The ride came up fast after the long dip, and made a sharp turn. And since Neon Tiger wasn't strapped in, he flew into the sky and right towards the fireworks again like at the fair.)
Neon Tiger: Ah, not this again! Oh well.
(Neon Tiger gets hurt from the fireworks. Everyone on the ride cheers as they enjoy the ride. Back to X and Zero.)
Zero: Ah!
X: Zero, put a sock in it!
Zero: Why that's just sick!
X: Oh for the love of...! Zero: Wee!
X: What, you have to pee?
(X shakes his head in embarrassment as everyone starts to laugh. The ride ends and they all head out the gates and into the parking lot. They get inside X's car, and head home. As they head home.)
Alia: I really had a great time Gate, thank you. And thank you for the good time X.
Gate: Yea, I didn't even mind hanging out with you and Zero this time.
X: Aw thanks, we all had a good time.
(They finally make it out of the crowded parking lot and get back onto the road when.)
X: Wait, aren't we forgetting someone?
(They all pause for a moment and think.)
X: Oh no, Zero!
(Zero was left stuck on the ride screaming. The bar had trapped him and nobody was there to turn it off.)
Zero: Ah!
(They went back to get him, even though the park was closed.)
Zero: X I'm hot!
X: I know Zero, you've been complaining ever since we got here. Just wait until the park opens, then we can go on the water rides.
(Zero pauses for a moment.)
Zero: X I'm hot, and my job is so unfullfilling!
X: Now Zero I know that they don't allow beer in the park, but.
Zero: What!?
X: But there's still plenty of ways for us to have fun!
Zero: Oh, joy.
X: Hey that's my line!
(X and Zero just stand in the line waiting, and then all of a sudden they see Gate standing with Alia in another line.)
Zero: Hey marriage man, get me that ice cream I wanted?
Gate: Zero, you got married months ago, when are you going to let that go?
Zero: Never!
Alia: Hey guys.
Zero: Oh no X, don't look!
X: I already know that they're married.
Zero: Oh yea.
Gate: Zero, Iris told me what you said at the fair. I'm not an ice cream man. And stop calling me marriage man!
Zero: Then what should I call you?
Gate: Gate. Zero: What the hell kind of name is Gate?
(Gate thinks for a minute for something to say.)
Gate: I'm a doctor.
Zero: Oh no X run!
(Zero starts running and the gates finally open, so he pushes through the crowd and runs off. As X, Gate, and Alia walk in.)
X: You'll have to excuse him, he's a little upset that they don't allow beer in the park.
Gate: Well now that the toddler has run off, the grown ups can talk.
Alia: So X, do you want to hang out together in the park?
X: Sure that would be great Alia, what do you think Gate?
Gate: I don't think so. Every time Zero's around me, he makes fun of me. But sure why not, what could go wrong?
(Just then as they walk around in the park, Zero runs up to them and he's all wet.)
X: Zero what the hell happened to you?
Zero: Ok, so I was running around screaming all right. And I run across this bridge, and this big boat goes down this waterfall and splashes me.
X: I thought we were all going to go on the rides together?
Zero: But it wasn't a ride.
Alia: Alright guys let's go.
(They all walk around the park to check out some rides, when they come across a big roller coaster.)
X: Oohh let's go on that one.
Zero: Oh, I don't know, it looks kind of scary to me.
Gate: What's the matter Zero, chicken?
Zero: Gobble, gobble!
X: That's a turkey.
Gate: What doesn't hurt you can't kill you.
Zero: The scary doctor is right.
Gate: (To himself) Grr, I'm a sarcastic scientist.
Zero: Let's go on it together, what's it called X?
X: 'The Viper', haha.
Zero: Oh X, you're funny.
(There's no line yet, so they all go on together. They all get strapped in and the ride starts. As they're going up, Zero's looking at the ride.)
Zero: Wait Gate, I thought you said that this ride doesn't go upside down.
Gate: Oh well, guess I lied.
(The ride starts going upside down around and around as Zero's screaming.)
Zero: Ah, damn you! I'll get you, you scary doctor.
Gate: Well let's just call this pay back for all of your insults. And for the last time I'm a scientist!
Zero: Ah, hey I kinda like it, ah!
(As the ride continues, Zero starts to like it, but then it ends and they all have to get off for other people to get on.)
Zero: What? It's already over boo, boo, what a rip off.
X: Come on Zero, leave the ride alone.
(X drags Zero away as Zero shakes his fist at the roller coaster.)
Zero: Why I otta!
(Zero runs over to the ride and kicks it, and in a second it all crumples into dust. All the people get mad, so then they all crowd around Zero.)
Zero: What's the matter with all of you, I saved you time and money, and quite possibly even your lives, so you should thanking me. Person: I've got your thank you right here!
Crowd: Get him!
(Everyone attacks Zero.)
Zero: Ah, save me MegaMan X! Oh wait I'm MegaMan X. Do'h.
X: No you're not I am, and you know nothing of my work.
Alia: Uh guys shouldn't we help him?
Gate: Nah the crowd will get tired of this in a few hours.
(They all leave Zero to go on more rides and they all have the time of their lives. Hours later when it's lunch time, they find Zero all beaten up.)
Gate: So Zero did you learn your lesson?
Zero: Yes sir.
Gate: And what lesson would that be?
Zero: Uh....
Gate: Never mind. Here let me tend to those wounds.
Zero: Ah get the scary doctor away from me!
X: You know, sometimes it's better to call Zero plain stupid.
Alia: What a baby.
Gate: Hey look, the Batman show, let's go check it out.
(They all go inside and sit down with the crowd. During the show Alia pretends to get kidnaped by one of the bad guys, but then Robin comes to save her.)
Gate: Hey look, Alia's part of the show.
Zero: Hey are you just going to let Robin make a move like that on your girl?
(Zero jumps out of his seat, and rushes down the isle.)
X: Wait Zero, it's just a show!
(Zero shoves Robin aside. Then Zero puts on Robins costume.)
Alia: Zero what are you doing?!
Zero: Look at me, I'm the boy wonder!
Audience: Boo, boo!
Zero: Oh boo yourself, I'm better anyway! Look I got a light saber.
(The whole crowd ohs and ahs at Zeros light saber and they clap. He bows and waves.)
Zero: Thank you, thank you. I'm here til Thursday!
X: Zero it's Friday.
Zero: Aw!
Everyone: Bwahaha!
(The show ends, and they go walking around the park again.)
Alia: Wow, we've been here for half of the day already, don't you think we should eat something?
Gate: That's a good idea.
(They go to a burger place, and before Gate comes back to sit down, Zero put peppers in Gate's burger. Gate takes a bite and spits it on the ground. Even though there were peppers in it, Gate was able to handle a little spice. Zero was shocked.)
Zero: Hey, I put peppers in your.
Gate: You what?!
(Zero doesn't answer. Zero picked up his burger, but before he could eat it, Gate took it away, and began to eat it.)
Zero: Hey!
Gate: You ruined my burger, so I get yours. But if you can take a bite of my burger that you put peppers in and can take the heat, then I'll buy you another one.
Zero: Ok fine your on!
(Zero picks up the burger eats it in one bite. But it's too spicy, so Zero tries to spit it out, but Gate made Zero swallow it.)
Zero: Ah, ah, why did you do that!
Gate: Serves you right.
????: Here you can have some of my water.
(Zero drinks it all in one gulp, and turns to the stranger.)
Zero: Hey thanks a lot man, I. ah!
(It was Neon Tiger, and he waved happily at Zero, who started crying.)
Alia: What's the baby crying about now?
X: Because it's Neon Tiger!
Alia: Who?
Neon Tiger: Hello.
Alia: Hi.
Gate: Run!
(Gate grabbed Alia and they all run from Neon Tiger, and head out of the restaurant. Outside their running away and all of a sudden the restaurant entrance door slammed open and Neon Tiger was roaring like a maniac while he pushed passed other people looking for Zero and his friends. They were able to lose him, and they decided to get a drink. Zero passes out and X goes to find a water for him at one of the vending carts. Gate and Alia were looking at a souvenir stand and left Zero off guard. Neon Tiger was still pushing past people angrily, but when he saw Zero, he gasped.)
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Oh no, my poor babe passed out because he's thirsty.
(X comes back with a bottle of water.)
X: Zero I found something for you to drink and I.
(Neon Tiger grabs the water bottle from X and throws X into the souvenir stand, and Gate and Alia, thought X was for sale.)
Alia: Oohh how much is that?
Gate: Wait a minute, X why are you for sale?
X: (Groan) Aw.
(Neon Tiger feeds Zero the bottle like a baby, and as Zero drinks the water Neon Tiger picks him up and cradles him. The water ran out and Zero started to get fussy. Neon Tiger kisses Zero on the cheek and Zero is happy, but then he wakes up and sees Neon Tiger holding him.)
Zero: Ah!
Neon Tiger: Aw how cute.
(Zero runs over to X, Gate, and Alia, and they all run off again. Neon Tiger just stood there happily, and then walked away. X, Zero, Gate, and Alia went on more rides during the afternoon, and since Zero ate the spicy burger, he threw it up most of the time on 'The Revolution' and 'The Ninja'.)
X: Ew that's sick.
Alia: Yea you're sick Zero.
Zero: Yea, well tell me something that I don't know.
Gate: Alright, did you know that you're going to die?
Zero: I'm gonna die?!
X: Zero, you always think that. You almost died today for example.
Alia: Aw, leave poor Zero alone, stop teasing him.
Gate: But it brings such joy to my heart.
Alia:I thought I did?
Gate: Oh yeah that's right. Never mind.
X: Uhm can I say something now.
Zero: I don't know can you?
X: May I?
Zero: No you may not!
X: Shut up Zero!
Gate: Well the park closes at ten, and it's 9:45, so we have just enough time to go on one more ride.
Alia: Hey how about 'The Colossus', haha.
Zero: Will everyone stop doing that?
(The line was packed, so they were the last ones to go on the ride that day. X and Zero sat in the very front car, and Gate and Alia sat all the way in the back. Gate didn't want to be anywhere near Zero, just in case Zero threw up again. The ride started going up. As it was going up, the fireworks were going off. As the ride kept going up.)
Alia: Oh Gate, isn't it wonderful?
Gate: Yea it really is something. At least Zero isn't able to ruin a chance like this.
Alia: What chance?
(Gate leans over and kisses Alia. Alia caught on and enjoyed it. All the way in the front, Zero was watching them, so he turns around and talks to X.)
Zero: Aw, why didn't Iris come?
X: You forgot to ask her Zero. Besides, you just wanted to be with me this time.
Zero: Oh, you screw everything up X. Why didn't you ask her?
X: It's your own fault Zero! You're married to her, it's your job not mine!
Zero: You didn't have to tell it as it is X.
X: Yea, I mean, we had a good time together right?
Zero: Yea.
(X turns around and looks behind him to see how high they were from the ground. Then X looks at all the other people on the ride, but then is frozen in shock, because Neon Tiger was sitting behind them. Neon Tiger wasn't looking at them, he was looking up at the dark night sky. He was sitting back with his hands crossed behind his head and with one leg over the other. X turns around to tell Zero who was behind them.)
X: Uhm, Zero don't turn around.
Zero: Hu? (Zero turns around)
X: I said don't turn around
(Neon Tiger looks down from the stars and sees them sitting right in the cart in front of him. He tries to lunge foward but the bar holds him back.)
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Zero, I didn't realize that you were here!
Zero: I'm sitting right in front of you, are you blind?
Neon Tiger: (Pauses) Blindly in love with you.
X: Aw not this again.
(As the ride is almost done reaching the top, Zero starts screaming, and everyone looks at him weird. The ride wasn't scary at all, they thought he was an idiot because they didn't know he was screaming from Neon Tiger. From the back Gate and Alia were still kissing, but then they stop to look at what's going on.)
Gate: Oh great now what?!
Alia: Oh don't mind them.
Gate: Yea I guess you're right.
(Gate and Alia kiss again. Back in the front, X screams in a battle cry, and fires at Neon Tiger, and he falls all the way back to the back seat. He lands on Gate and Alia. They gasp and stop kissing when they see him. Neon Tiger started bouncing up each seat in order to get back up to X and Zero. The ride starts and it goes down a long way. Zero was screaming his head off and forgot about Neon Tiger. The ride came up fast after the long dip, and made a sharp turn. And since Neon Tiger wasn't strapped in, he flew into the sky and right towards the fireworks again like at the fair.)
Neon Tiger: Ah, not this again! Oh well.
(Neon Tiger gets hurt from the fireworks. Everyone on the ride cheers as they enjoy the ride. Back to X and Zero.)
Zero: Ah!
X: Zero, put a sock in it!
Zero: Why that's just sick!
X: Oh for the love of...! Zero: Wee!
X: What, you have to pee?
(X shakes his head in embarrassment as everyone starts to laugh. The ride ends and they all head out the gates and into the parking lot. They get inside X's car, and head home. As they head home.)
Alia: I really had a great time Gate, thank you. And thank you for the good time X.
Gate: Yea, I didn't even mind hanging out with you and Zero this time.
X: Aw thanks, we all had a good time.
(They finally make it out of the crowded parking lot and get back onto the road when.)
X: Wait, aren't we forgetting someone?
(They all pause for a moment and think.)
X: Oh no, Zero!
(Zero was left stuck on the ride screaming. The bar had trapped him and nobody was there to turn it off.)
Zero: Ah!
(They went back to get him, even though the park was closed.)