Me-Phoenix: disclaimer I don't own ff7...I wish I did..so I could have Reno and Tseng
Ed: what?? Why them? I thought you loved Ed!!!! cries brings out toy sword MWAHAHAHAAHA
Faye:.................er...?
Me-Phoenix: who let Ed have her toy metal sword. again?
voices from behind the corner
Shige-reno: I wouldn't ever...lol!!!
Faye: I KNEW CLOUDS TRIFE!!!!
Ed:....Oo
Cloud:....Faye? runs
Faye:............................
Ed: this is not to be taken seriously..this is a song slamming Shinra...expect Professor Gast but he will appear in another song! The tuns is of a a old Johnny appleseed song, dunno..Ed wants to sleep!
Advent children
When advent children came to town Hurrah(2x)
Reno tried to wear a bra Hurrah(2x)
Scarlet hooked herself around and Rufus wore a wedding gown..and Tseng kicked all their butts to the ground
then Elena did kiss some ass Hurrah(2x)
especially when Rude made a pass Hurrah(2x)
Hojo grabbed alittle girl and then she really had to hurl
and Tseng kicked all their butts to the ground.
And Heidegger built a big old gun Hurrah(2x)
but he still ended up sucking his thumb Hurrah (2x)
Palmer was a lazy butt so Reeves sent Caith Sith to kick him in the nut
and Tseng kicked all their butts to the ground.