(X is the leader of the 17th unit of the Maverick
Hunters. Alia had been assigned as his undercover partner. She had never
been on a mission before, until now. We find X and Alia at the black
market, where they see Vile purchasing some illegal weapons for Sigma.)
X: Alright Alia, you make the first move. I'll be right here to cover you and wait for your signal.
(Alia goes over to where Vile was standing by the counter. As he was talking to the salesman, Alia had set a temporary paralyzing trap.)
Alia: So are you here for Sigma too?
Vile: What?! Who are you?
Alia: I'm a new recruit in training. Sigma wanted me to come and see if you've got what you came for.
Vile: That sure doesn't sound like Sigma. As a matter of fact, he could've just contacted me. What register number are you?
Alia: Um, sixteen?
X: (To himself) No, it's seventeen!
Vile: You're a sixteen?! Does that mean that you're one of the elites?
Alia: Uhm, yea.
Vile: That's a lie! Sigma never hires women. You're a spy aren't you?!
Alia: Uhm, no.
Vile: That's a lie too, you never quit do you?!
Alia: Oh my gosh! Help me X!
Vile: What?! X is here?!
(Vile looks behind him, but then as soon as he turns around, X is right in front of his face. Vile backs up.)
Vile: Ah, it's you! How did you know I was here?!
X: I know everything about you Vile. Now I'm here to stop you.
Vile: I don't think so. You see this?
(Vile picks up the new weapon. X and Alia knew what it was, so they started to run.)
X: (Sarcastically) Oh, no run.
Vile: Haha, now you're mine!
(Vile charges the weapon and starts to run, but then he got caught in the trap.)
Vile: No, how did you trick me?!
X: It was quite simple easy, but I'm not going to take out the time to tell you. I'll be arresting you.
(Just then Vile drops the weapon and flies away. As he flew away, he threw a bomb down to the ground and it was set to explode and take down the whole black market.)
Vile: Have fun X! Haha!
X: Oh no, I can't dismantle it in time! Alia run!
(X and Alia run, and the bomb explodes behind them chasing them. It got closer and closer until X and Alia jumped out of a window. The bomb had destroyed the black market, but X was able to recover the weapon that Vile was trying to give to Sigma.)
Alia: It looks like it's a dangerous weapon.
X: Yea it sure does, I'm going to have Douglas take a look at it back at the base. Let's go.
(X and Alia go back to the base. At the base, they gave Signas their report.)
X: So it turns out that we weren't able to stop Vile in time to stop the bomb. But we were able to recover the weapon.
Signas: This is very interesting indeed. You should have Douglas check this weapon, and see what it is. I'll send you down to the lab, and I'll be sure to tell Douglas that you're coming.
X: Ok, thank you Signas.
Signas: X, be careful with that weapon.
X: You don't have to worry, since Zero isn't around.
Signas: Oh, and by the way, how was it not having Zero as around on this mission?
X: Oh, it was great! Alia was wonderful, and...
(As X was talking, Zero was standing there behind him.)
X: ...he's right behind me isn't he?
(Signas nods his head, and X turns around and sees Zero, grinning.)
Zero: (stupidly) Hey X! How was your mission?
X: (nervous) Oh, hi Zero. It was fine.
Signas: Anyway X, you should go down to the lab now. Douglas is waiting.
(X, Zero and Alia go down to the lab to meet Douglas.)
Douglas: Hey X, Alia, and Zero. That's a nice brain washing weapon you've got there.
Zero: Wow, how did you know that it's a brain washing weapon?!
Douglas: Well if you guys would look at the whole weapon and read it, then you'll see that it says that it's a brain washing machine, right there.
Zero: Dam X, I would've thought that at least you guys would've gotten that!
X: Shut up Zero, you didn't either.
Douglas: Yea, you're dumb enough as it is. And as a matter of fact, I think that we'll test the weapon to see what it really does.
(Douglas points it at Zero.)
Zero: No don't!
X: Yes, let's see what happens.
Alia: Uhm, do you think this is ok?
X: Sure!
Douglas: Ok, here we go!
(As Douglas charges the weapon, Signas runs in the room and turns the tv on to the news.)
Signas: Wait, stop everything! The General is on tv.
Zero: Alright tv!
(On tv it showed the General talking to all the people and Reploids watching him and asking him questions. Everyone had been waiting in heavy anticipation for his announcement on his new ideas. Just then the Colonel, Life Savor and Gate walked in to watch the press conference.)
Colonel: What is going on in here?
Everyone: Sh!
Colonel: No, I need to know right now!
Signas: Sorry, but the General is finally going to tell everyone his announcement.
Gate: Hm, I wonder what he's up to now?
Zero: Sh, it's on.
(The General finally speaks up on the tv.)
General: For years, Repliforce and I have been working hard at a peace compromise and today I bring you a new idea to help unite communities. My new idea is, to open my new... fast food fried chicken restaurant. Stand aside Colonel, the General's in town! Heh eh.
Zero: (Gasp) Colonel, I never knew that you made chicken!
Colonel: No that's KFC, and I'm not that Colonel.
Life Savor: See? That's what we have to put up with every day.
(Back on tv, the General was showing his new commercial. He was playing a little piano while some people danced and sang, and some Reploids ate the chicken.)
General: I want you! ...to try my new fried chicken that is.
"General's fried chicken! General's fried chicken! It's butt kickin!"
(As the song is playing, everyone watching at the base was puzzled and confused. As the screen moves down from X, Signas, Colonel, Life Savor, Gate, Douglas, and Alia, Zero was moving around and clapping happily with the song, he thought this was all funny. Just then Signas turned off the tv.)
Signas: Can someone please tell me what the hell just happened?! Douglas, you're the smart one, you tell me what happened!
Douglas: Uhm, well you see um...
Signas: (Mockingly) Um, well you see um... oh give me a break! If I wanted to hear something stupid, then I would've asked Zero!
Zero: Ha! In your face haha... hey!
Signas: Well anyway, we don't know what happened, so I want X and Alia to go find out.
X: Ok, we're on it!
Alia: You can count on us to get the scoop on what's going on.
Signas: Good, I knew I could count on you.
Zero: (singing) General's fried chicken, dada!
Signas: X, take Zero with you, I can't take his presence anymore, I don't know how you put up with him!
X: Ok, come on Zero.
(X, Zero and Alia leave the base. Somewhere else where the Mavericks were, Neon Tiger was put in control since Sigma thought that Neon Tiger was cured from his gay encounter with Zero.)
Sigma: So, Vile failed me, dam him. Well, we'll have to be careful since X is on the case, but at least we were able to brain wash the General and make him do that commercial.
Neon Tiger: Yes, I understand this situation sir. Don't worry, I'll make sure that everything will be as good as done when you arrive.
Sigma: I don't know if I can trust you, but right now I don't care. The only thing I care about is that everything's going accordingly to plan.
Neon Tiger: Don't worry sir.
Sigma: Alright, I'm signing off Neon Tiger, so don't fail me!
(Sigma turns off his camera, and Neon Tiger was left standing there with the General. Neon Tiger rolls his eyes but then looks around cautiously.)
Neon Tiger: Ok good, now he's gone.
(Neon Tiger goes over to the controls and starts playing some gay like music and dances to it with a mop with Zero's face taped on it.)
Neon Tiger: Oh Zero, I miss you so much, that it scares me!
(Just then Sigma is back on the screen and the music shuts off. Sigma didn't know that Neon Tiger was goofing off.)
Sigma: Oh, and Neon Tiger?
(Neon Tiger turns around quickly and hides the mop.)
Neon Tiger: Yes sir.
Sigma: I want you to go out and make sure that the chicken is brain washing everyone to our desire.
Neon Tiger: Oh, I already knew that.
Sigma: Well then why are you standing there? Get going! And try to do a good job for once.
Neon Tiger: Thank you mister, well uhm... Sigma, sir.
(Sigma turns off his camera leaving Neon Tiger again, and then he leaves with the General. Back to the base, Iris arrives with some news. She takes X, Zero and Alia with her to a room.)
X: How did you know that Sigma was behind this Alia?
Iris: It was quite simple really, so I'll show you the commercial again to prove it.
Zero: Alright, I love that commercial!
Alia: Shut up Zero, you rooting for the bad guys again.
(Iris plays the commercial and at the end of it, it showed the credits and it said in really small letters, with the dog symbol, Sigma inc.)
Iris: See, there it is.
X: Oh ok, but now that we know who's behind this, then how do we stop him?
Alia: Well, we don't know where his base is, so we'll just have to strike when something happens. Then when they retreat, then we'll follow them to their base.
X: Good thinking Alia, but it's going to be kind of hard to know where they'll strike next.
Alia: Oh really.
(X notices that Alia was looking over at Zero, who was watching tv. On tv, it showed the General holding up a giant pair of scissors to cut the ribbon and open his restaurant.)
Alia: You did it Zero! Zero: Hu?
Alia: Never mind.
Iris: This is serious Zero, please use your head at the right time.
Zero: Ok, I'll try.
(Zero rams his head purposely on the wall, and passes out.)
X: Well anyway Iris, I want you to go back to the base and get everyone to come help us. We'll go ahead and get to the scene first, but if we're not there, then we'll be at their base. Got it?
Iris: You can count on me X!
X: Alright then, let's go!
(Iris goes back to the base while X and Alia woke Zero back up and went down to the scene where the General had opened his restaurant.)
X: Oh no, we're too late!
(Everyone in the restaurant was eating and Zero was ordering some chicken. After getting some, he went over to them.)
Zero: Hey guys, do you want any fries too? Because I don't want to have to eat them all and feel like a fatty.
X: This isn't the place or the time Zero.
Zero: No, you're not the time X! You're not the time!
Alia: Hey X look!
(X sees everyone in the restaurant who ate the chicken, start acting like zombies.)
X: Oh my god! It was the chicken that brain washed everyone! The weapon at the black market was only a second copy. So it was a rouse, that was their plan all along.
Zero: We must find the General, and turn him sane again!
Alia: Zero, you just ate the chicken and yet you're not being controlled.
X: I guess it doesn't infect ones like Zero, who used to be Mavericks or still are.
Zero: That doesn't make sense, but I'll buy it. X: We're not at an auction.
Zero: The last time I was at an auction, I won Iris.
X: Zero that was your wedding!
Zero: Oh yea.
X: Oh joy. Well anyway we must find the general, before... ugh...
Zero: Hey X, what... ugh...
Alia: Oh no, I think we've been... ugh... caught...
(X, Zero and Alia had been sleep gassed by someone behind them, which turned out to be Neon Tiger.)
Neon Tiger: Oh, you've been quite the fly in our butter milk.
(As he looks down at all three of them, then he looks at Zero.)
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Must fight urges, must fight the temptation, must not give in to it. Ahem. Well, I must finish my job.
(Neon Tiger took all three of them back to his base. When they awoke, they were all in a bullet proof cage. They looked up to see Neon Tiger and the General looking down at them. Zero just then blasts out of his cage, since he had a light saber it was able to break it.)
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Zero?
(Zero breaks X's and Alia's cage and they get out.)
Neon Tiger: No!
Zero: Alright Neon Tiger, surrender.
Neon Tiger: You mean, surrender my love to you?
Zero: No, you idiot!
Neon Tiger: Well, if you're going to be like that, then... shoot them General! Well, accept for Zero that is.
Zero: (Groan)
X: No General, you can't! Neon Tiger: Yes General, you can!
X: General, I know that you're under control, but I know you're stronger than that! Please listen to me.
Neon Tiger: Shoot them! You know, (gun sounds) pew, pew, pew!
X: General don't!
Neon Tiger: Hurry up! Kill them! Except Zero.
(The General was pointing his gun at X, then Neon Tiger, and then back and forward, back and forward confused.)
Zero: Oh for god's sake!
(Zero grabs the antidote from a near by table and throws it at the General. It just bounced off his face.)
Alia: Zero, you have to put it in his mouth.
Zero: Ew!
(Zero reluctantly did so, and then the General was himself again. He shook his head as he came back to his senses.)
General: What? Where am I?
Zero: Hi General. I fed you the antidote.
General: You fed me? Ugh.
Neon Tiger: No! Now what am I going to tell Sigma? Oh no, oh no! I forgot that he's on his way right now!
(Neon Tiger runs out of the room and heads for the roof. X tries to shoot after him but it misses. Just then outside, the others from the Maverick Hunter Headquarters arrived and came in to help the General get out.)
X: There you guys are! Good job Iris, I knew I could count on you.
Iris: Thank you X. Come on Zero, the base is going to explode!
Zero: How?
X: (embarrassed) Because when I shot at Neon Tiger and it missed, it hit the self destruct button. Zero: Oh. Well never the less, I'm going after him.
Gate: Alright then, it's you're funeral.
Zero: Thank you marriage man. Well actually, I mean ice cream man, since you hate being called marriage man.
Life Savor: He hates them both!
Zero: Oh hey Light Saber.
Gate & Life Savor: Just go!
Zero: Ok, by!
(Gate and Life Savor look at each other and groan. Zero goes after Neon Tiger while everyone heads out of the base. As he goes, he runs into Vile. They prepare to fight.)
Vile: Well, well, look who it is.
Zero: Come on, let's do this.
Vile: Bah, what can you do to me, you sissy?
Zero: (yelling pissed) I, am not, a sissy!
(Zero takes Vile's gun and rams it so hard onto the head of Vile that it shatters. Then he takes a bomb and places it on him and it explodes.)
Vile: Ah!
Zero: (posing victoriously) That's why you never want to call me, a sissy.
(When everyone reached the outside, Signas was waiting for them. Back to where Zero was, he had finally reached Neon Tiger and he could see that a helicopter was coming.)
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Zero you followed me? Oh I love you Zero.
Zero: I followed you for a different reason... to kick your but!
Neon Tiger: Dam. Well I hate to disappoint you, but Sigma is on his way, and when he gets here, then he'll destroy your so called friends.
Zero: No he won't, I'm going to kill you for what you have done to me and my friends!
Neon Tiger: But I barely did anything. Zero: I wish that was true, wait no I don't, I'm going to kick your but anyway!
Neon Tiger: I'd hate to fight you, but I must teach you a lesson, for denying our love.
Zero: Just shut up already and fight!
(Neon Tiger turned on his laser claws and rushed towards Zero.)
Neon Tiger: I hate to use this attack on you, but it must be done. I'm gonna give you a spanking!
(Neon Tiger jumps up and slashes at Zero, but Zero ducks and Neon Tiger cuts off three of his hairs. Zero freezes in anger and Neon Tiger stops.)
Zero: ....!
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Uh oh no...!
Zero: (growling quietly) Don't tell me that you messed with my beautiful hair.
Neon Tiger: (gulp) Ok, I won't.
Zero: (pissed again) Gr!
(Neon Tiger tries to look cute but Zero doesn't buy it. He takes out his light saber and at slashes Neon Tiger until he falls down hurt. Neon Tiger tries to get up but just then the helicopter arrives. Neon Tiger gets up quickly and throws dirt in Zero's eyes.)
Zero: Ah!
Neon Tiger: Oh no, I'm sorry!
Zero: ?!
Sigma: Neon Tiger! You have failed me, so now I'm leaving you.
Neon Tiger: Oh no you didn't, don't you be dising me!
Zero: Hey Neon Tiger, you picked up on our language pretty good.
Neon Tiger: (stupid grin) Oh thanks.
Sigma: We'll meet again Zero. But until then, good by.
(Sigma's helicopter flies off but Neon Tiger jumps up and grabs the helicopter. Zero started heading down to safety before the base exploded. As the helicopter flew away, X saw Neon Tiger hanging on, so he shoots the spinning blade attack at him and both of the blades hit him in the but.)
Neon Tiger: (Girly scream) Ah!
(Neon Tiger lets go and falls towards the ocean, but just then Duff McWhalen jumps up and eats him. Then he realizes that it was Neon Tiger, so he spit him out and his body skid across the water like a rock. Sigma got away and Zero just made it down to where everyone was when the base exploded.)
Signas: Good job Zero, for once you save the day.
Zero: Thanks.
X: Yea he usually does a lot of good stuff right when he's not drunk.
Douglas: I don't think that we should be getting used to it though.
X: We all helped in this mission, and next time Sigma won't get away.
Alia: Well what do we do now?
Zero: I have an idea.
Iris: What is it?
Zero: We can all, go and celebrate, by having dinner... at the General's fried chicken!
Everyone: Zero!
Gate: Speaking of which, we'd better get the antidote out to all those affected by the brain washing.
Zero: Well how are we going to do that?
Life Savor: (Slyly) Oh don't worry, we'll find a way.
(It turns out that the Maverick Hunters made their own commercial for a fast food restaurant with Zero singing and dancing as the star. Everyone thought it was funny and they figured that Zero would hate it but he didn't and had the time of this life. Nobody came to the restaurant since Zero was sponsoring for it, so they had to close the restaurant and just find all of the people and Reploids and give them the antidote. A week later, everything was back to normal... except for Zero. He was still singing the General's fried chicken song and eating the last of the brain washed chicken so that it wouldn't get out and brainwash anyone. All the chicken made him sick, so he threw up in the corner and Life Savor had to clean it up again. The Colonel had to come up with a song for KFC, for the Colonel, so that Zero would finally shut up, well about that. And since Zero got sick again, nobody really cared.)
X: Alright Alia, you make the first move. I'll be right here to cover you and wait for your signal.
(Alia goes over to where Vile was standing by the counter. As he was talking to the salesman, Alia had set a temporary paralyzing trap.)
Alia: So are you here for Sigma too?
Vile: What?! Who are you?
Alia: I'm a new recruit in training. Sigma wanted me to come and see if you've got what you came for.
Vile: That sure doesn't sound like Sigma. As a matter of fact, he could've just contacted me. What register number are you?
Alia: Um, sixteen?
X: (To himself) No, it's seventeen!
Vile: You're a sixteen?! Does that mean that you're one of the elites?
Alia: Uhm, yea.
Vile: That's a lie! Sigma never hires women. You're a spy aren't you?!
Alia: Uhm, no.
Vile: That's a lie too, you never quit do you?!
Alia: Oh my gosh! Help me X!
Vile: What?! X is here?!
(Vile looks behind him, but then as soon as he turns around, X is right in front of his face. Vile backs up.)
Vile: Ah, it's you! How did you know I was here?!
X: I know everything about you Vile. Now I'm here to stop you.
Vile: I don't think so. You see this?
(Vile picks up the new weapon. X and Alia knew what it was, so they started to run.)
X: (Sarcastically) Oh, no run.
Vile: Haha, now you're mine!
(Vile charges the weapon and starts to run, but then he got caught in the trap.)
Vile: No, how did you trick me?!
X: It was quite simple easy, but I'm not going to take out the time to tell you. I'll be arresting you.
(Just then Vile drops the weapon and flies away. As he flew away, he threw a bomb down to the ground and it was set to explode and take down the whole black market.)
Vile: Have fun X! Haha!
X: Oh no, I can't dismantle it in time! Alia run!
(X and Alia run, and the bomb explodes behind them chasing them. It got closer and closer until X and Alia jumped out of a window. The bomb had destroyed the black market, but X was able to recover the weapon that Vile was trying to give to Sigma.)
Alia: It looks like it's a dangerous weapon.
X: Yea it sure does, I'm going to have Douglas take a look at it back at the base. Let's go.
(X and Alia go back to the base. At the base, they gave Signas their report.)
X: So it turns out that we weren't able to stop Vile in time to stop the bomb. But we were able to recover the weapon.
Signas: This is very interesting indeed. You should have Douglas check this weapon, and see what it is. I'll send you down to the lab, and I'll be sure to tell Douglas that you're coming.
X: Ok, thank you Signas.
Signas: X, be careful with that weapon.
X: You don't have to worry, since Zero isn't around.
Signas: Oh, and by the way, how was it not having Zero as around on this mission?
X: Oh, it was great! Alia was wonderful, and...
(As X was talking, Zero was standing there behind him.)
X: ...he's right behind me isn't he?
(Signas nods his head, and X turns around and sees Zero, grinning.)
Zero: (stupidly) Hey X! How was your mission?
X: (nervous) Oh, hi Zero. It was fine.
Signas: Anyway X, you should go down to the lab now. Douglas is waiting.
(X, Zero and Alia go down to the lab to meet Douglas.)
Douglas: Hey X, Alia, and Zero. That's a nice brain washing weapon you've got there.
Zero: Wow, how did you know that it's a brain washing weapon?!
Douglas: Well if you guys would look at the whole weapon and read it, then you'll see that it says that it's a brain washing machine, right there.
Zero: Dam X, I would've thought that at least you guys would've gotten that!
X: Shut up Zero, you didn't either.
Douglas: Yea, you're dumb enough as it is. And as a matter of fact, I think that we'll test the weapon to see what it really does.
(Douglas points it at Zero.)
Zero: No don't!
X: Yes, let's see what happens.
Alia: Uhm, do you think this is ok?
X: Sure!
Douglas: Ok, here we go!
(As Douglas charges the weapon, Signas runs in the room and turns the tv on to the news.)
Signas: Wait, stop everything! The General is on tv.
Zero: Alright tv!
(On tv it showed the General talking to all the people and Reploids watching him and asking him questions. Everyone had been waiting in heavy anticipation for his announcement on his new ideas. Just then the Colonel, Life Savor and Gate walked in to watch the press conference.)
Colonel: What is going on in here?
Everyone: Sh!
Colonel: No, I need to know right now!
Signas: Sorry, but the General is finally going to tell everyone his announcement.
Gate: Hm, I wonder what he's up to now?
Zero: Sh, it's on.
(The General finally speaks up on the tv.)
General: For years, Repliforce and I have been working hard at a peace compromise and today I bring you a new idea to help unite communities. My new idea is, to open my new... fast food fried chicken restaurant. Stand aside Colonel, the General's in town! Heh eh.
Zero: (Gasp) Colonel, I never knew that you made chicken!
Colonel: No that's KFC, and I'm not that Colonel.
Life Savor: See? That's what we have to put up with every day.
(Back on tv, the General was showing his new commercial. He was playing a little piano while some people danced and sang, and some Reploids ate the chicken.)
General: I want you! ...to try my new fried chicken that is.
"General's fried chicken! General's fried chicken! It's butt kickin!"
(As the song is playing, everyone watching at the base was puzzled and confused. As the screen moves down from X, Signas, Colonel, Life Savor, Gate, Douglas, and Alia, Zero was moving around and clapping happily with the song, he thought this was all funny. Just then Signas turned off the tv.)
Signas: Can someone please tell me what the hell just happened?! Douglas, you're the smart one, you tell me what happened!
Douglas: Uhm, well you see um...
Signas: (Mockingly) Um, well you see um... oh give me a break! If I wanted to hear something stupid, then I would've asked Zero!
Zero: Ha! In your face haha... hey!
Signas: Well anyway, we don't know what happened, so I want X and Alia to go find out.
X: Ok, we're on it!
Alia: You can count on us to get the scoop on what's going on.
Signas: Good, I knew I could count on you.
Zero: (singing) General's fried chicken, dada!
Signas: X, take Zero with you, I can't take his presence anymore, I don't know how you put up with him!
X: Ok, come on Zero.
(X, Zero and Alia leave the base. Somewhere else where the Mavericks were, Neon Tiger was put in control since Sigma thought that Neon Tiger was cured from his gay encounter with Zero.)
Sigma: So, Vile failed me, dam him. Well, we'll have to be careful since X is on the case, but at least we were able to brain wash the General and make him do that commercial.
Neon Tiger: Yes, I understand this situation sir. Don't worry, I'll make sure that everything will be as good as done when you arrive.
Sigma: I don't know if I can trust you, but right now I don't care. The only thing I care about is that everything's going accordingly to plan.
Neon Tiger: Don't worry sir.
Sigma: Alright, I'm signing off Neon Tiger, so don't fail me!
(Sigma turns off his camera, and Neon Tiger was left standing there with the General. Neon Tiger rolls his eyes but then looks around cautiously.)
Neon Tiger: Ok good, now he's gone.
(Neon Tiger goes over to the controls and starts playing some gay like music and dances to it with a mop with Zero's face taped on it.)
Neon Tiger: Oh Zero, I miss you so much, that it scares me!
(Just then Sigma is back on the screen and the music shuts off. Sigma didn't know that Neon Tiger was goofing off.)
Sigma: Oh, and Neon Tiger?
(Neon Tiger turns around quickly and hides the mop.)
Neon Tiger: Yes sir.
Sigma: I want you to go out and make sure that the chicken is brain washing everyone to our desire.
Neon Tiger: Oh, I already knew that.
Sigma: Well then why are you standing there? Get going! And try to do a good job for once.
Neon Tiger: Thank you mister, well uhm... Sigma, sir.
(Sigma turns off his camera leaving Neon Tiger again, and then he leaves with the General. Back to the base, Iris arrives with some news. She takes X, Zero and Alia with her to a room.)
X: How did you know that Sigma was behind this Alia?
Iris: It was quite simple really, so I'll show you the commercial again to prove it.
Zero: Alright, I love that commercial!
Alia: Shut up Zero, you rooting for the bad guys again.
(Iris plays the commercial and at the end of it, it showed the credits and it said in really small letters, with the dog symbol, Sigma inc.)
Iris: See, there it is.
X: Oh ok, but now that we know who's behind this, then how do we stop him?
Alia: Well, we don't know where his base is, so we'll just have to strike when something happens. Then when they retreat, then we'll follow them to their base.
X: Good thinking Alia, but it's going to be kind of hard to know where they'll strike next.
Alia: Oh really.
(X notices that Alia was looking over at Zero, who was watching tv. On tv, it showed the General holding up a giant pair of scissors to cut the ribbon and open his restaurant.)
Alia: You did it Zero! Zero: Hu?
Alia: Never mind.
Iris: This is serious Zero, please use your head at the right time.
Zero: Ok, I'll try.
(Zero rams his head purposely on the wall, and passes out.)
X: Well anyway Iris, I want you to go back to the base and get everyone to come help us. We'll go ahead and get to the scene first, but if we're not there, then we'll be at their base. Got it?
Iris: You can count on me X!
X: Alright then, let's go!
(Iris goes back to the base while X and Alia woke Zero back up and went down to the scene where the General had opened his restaurant.)
X: Oh no, we're too late!
(Everyone in the restaurant was eating and Zero was ordering some chicken. After getting some, he went over to them.)
Zero: Hey guys, do you want any fries too? Because I don't want to have to eat them all and feel like a fatty.
X: This isn't the place or the time Zero.
Zero: No, you're not the time X! You're not the time!
Alia: Hey X look!
(X sees everyone in the restaurant who ate the chicken, start acting like zombies.)
X: Oh my god! It was the chicken that brain washed everyone! The weapon at the black market was only a second copy. So it was a rouse, that was their plan all along.
Zero: We must find the General, and turn him sane again!
Alia: Zero, you just ate the chicken and yet you're not being controlled.
X: I guess it doesn't infect ones like Zero, who used to be Mavericks or still are.
Zero: That doesn't make sense, but I'll buy it. X: We're not at an auction.
Zero: The last time I was at an auction, I won Iris.
X: Zero that was your wedding!
Zero: Oh yea.
X: Oh joy. Well anyway we must find the general, before... ugh...
Zero: Hey X, what... ugh...
Alia: Oh no, I think we've been... ugh... caught...
(X, Zero and Alia had been sleep gassed by someone behind them, which turned out to be Neon Tiger.)
Neon Tiger: Oh, you've been quite the fly in our butter milk.
(As he looks down at all three of them, then he looks at Zero.)
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Must fight urges, must fight the temptation, must not give in to it. Ahem. Well, I must finish my job.
(Neon Tiger took all three of them back to his base. When they awoke, they were all in a bullet proof cage. They looked up to see Neon Tiger and the General looking down at them. Zero just then blasts out of his cage, since he had a light saber it was able to break it.)
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Zero?
(Zero breaks X's and Alia's cage and they get out.)
Neon Tiger: No!
Zero: Alright Neon Tiger, surrender.
Neon Tiger: You mean, surrender my love to you?
Zero: No, you idiot!
Neon Tiger: Well, if you're going to be like that, then... shoot them General! Well, accept for Zero that is.
Zero: (Groan)
X: No General, you can't! Neon Tiger: Yes General, you can!
X: General, I know that you're under control, but I know you're stronger than that! Please listen to me.
Neon Tiger: Shoot them! You know, (gun sounds) pew, pew, pew!
X: General don't!
Neon Tiger: Hurry up! Kill them! Except Zero.
(The General was pointing his gun at X, then Neon Tiger, and then back and forward, back and forward confused.)
Zero: Oh for god's sake!
(Zero grabs the antidote from a near by table and throws it at the General. It just bounced off his face.)
Alia: Zero, you have to put it in his mouth.
Zero: Ew!
(Zero reluctantly did so, and then the General was himself again. He shook his head as he came back to his senses.)
General: What? Where am I?
Zero: Hi General. I fed you the antidote.
General: You fed me? Ugh.
Neon Tiger: No! Now what am I going to tell Sigma? Oh no, oh no! I forgot that he's on his way right now!
(Neon Tiger runs out of the room and heads for the roof. X tries to shoot after him but it misses. Just then outside, the others from the Maverick Hunter Headquarters arrived and came in to help the General get out.)
X: There you guys are! Good job Iris, I knew I could count on you.
Iris: Thank you X. Come on Zero, the base is going to explode!
Zero: How?
X: (embarrassed) Because when I shot at Neon Tiger and it missed, it hit the self destruct button. Zero: Oh. Well never the less, I'm going after him.
Gate: Alright then, it's you're funeral.
Zero: Thank you marriage man. Well actually, I mean ice cream man, since you hate being called marriage man.
Life Savor: He hates them both!
Zero: Oh hey Light Saber.
Gate & Life Savor: Just go!
Zero: Ok, by!
(Gate and Life Savor look at each other and groan. Zero goes after Neon Tiger while everyone heads out of the base. As he goes, he runs into Vile. They prepare to fight.)
Vile: Well, well, look who it is.
Zero: Come on, let's do this.
Vile: Bah, what can you do to me, you sissy?
Zero: (yelling pissed) I, am not, a sissy!
(Zero takes Vile's gun and rams it so hard onto the head of Vile that it shatters. Then he takes a bomb and places it on him and it explodes.)
Vile: Ah!
Zero: (posing victoriously) That's why you never want to call me, a sissy.
(When everyone reached the outside, Signas was waiting for them. Back to where Zero was, he had finally reached Neon Tiger and he could see that a helicopter was coming.)
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Zero you followed me? Oh I love you Zero.
Zero: I followed you for a different reason... to kick your but!
Neon Tiger: Dam. Well I hate to disappoint you, but Sigma is on his way, and when he gets here, then he'll destroy your so called friends.
Zero: No he won't, I'm going to kill you for what you have done to me and my friends!
Neon Tiger: But I barely did anything. Zero: I wish that was true, wait no I don't, I'm going to kick your but anyway!
Neon Tiger: I'd hate to fight you, but I must teach you a lesson, for denying our love.
Zero: Just shut up already and fight!
(Neon Tiger turned on his laser claws and rushed towards Zero.)
Neon Tiger: I hate to use this attack on you, but it must be done. I'm gonna give you a spanking!
(Neon Tiger jumps up and slashes at Zero, but Zero ducks and Neon Tiger cuts off three of his hairs. Zero freezes in anger and Neon Tiger stops.)
Zero: ....!
Neon Tiger: (Gasp) Uh oh no...!
Zero: (growling quietly) Don't tell me that you messed with my beautiful hair.
Neon Tiger: (gulp) Ok, I won't.
Zero: (pissed again) Gr!
(Neon Tiger tries to look cute but Zero doesn't buy it. He takes out his light saber and at slashes Neon Tiger until he falls down hurt. Neon Tiger tries to get up but just then the helicopter arrives. Neon Tiger gets up quickly and throws dirt in Zero's eyes.)
Zero: Ah!
Neon Tiger: Oh no, I'm sorry!
Zero: ?!
Sigma: Neon Tiger! You have failed me, so now I'm leaving you.
Neon Tiger: Oh no you didn't, don't you be dising me!
Zero: Hey Neon Tiger, you picked up on our language pretty good.
Neon Tiger: (stupid grin) Oh thanks.
Sigma: We'll meet again Zero. But until then, good by.
(Sigma's helicopter flies off but Neon Tiger jumps up and grabs the helicopter. Zero started heading down to safety before the base exploded. As the helicopter flew away, X saw Neon Tiger hanging on, so he shoots the spinning blade attack at him and both of the blades hit him in the but.)
Neon Tiger: (Girly scream) Ah!
(Neon Tiger lets go and falls towards the ocean, but just then Duff McWhalen jumps up and eats him. Then he realizes that it was Neon Tiger, so he spit him out and his body skid across the water like a rock. Sigma got away and Zero just made it down to where everyone was when the base exploded.)
Signas: Good job Zero, for once you save the day.
Zero: Thanks.
X: Yea he usually does a lot of good stuff right when he's not drunk.
Douglas: I don't think that we should be getting used to it though.
X: We all helped in this mission, and next time Sigma won't get away.
Alia: Well what do we do now?
Zero: I have an idea.
Iris: What is it?
Zero: We can all, go and celebrate, by having dinner... at the General's fried chicken!
Everyone: Zero!
Gate: Speaking of which, we'd better get the antidote out to all those affected by the brain washing.
Zero: Well how are we going to do that?
Life Savor: (Slyly) Oh don't worry, we'll find a way.
(It turns out that the Maverick Hunters made their own commercial for a fast food restaurant with Zero singing and dancing as the star. Everyone thought it was funny and they figured that Zero would hate it but he didn't and had the time of this life. Nobody came to the restaurant since Zero was sponsoring for it, so they had to close the restaurant and just find all of the people and Reploids and give them the antidote. A week later, everything was back to normal... except for Zero. He was still singing the General's fried chicken song and eating the last of the brain washed chicken so that it wouldn't get out and brainwash anyone. All the chicken made him sick, so he threw up in the corner and Life Savor had to clean it up again. The Colonel had to come up with a song for KFC, for the Colonel, so that Zero would finally shut up, well about that. And since Zero got sick again, nobody really cared.)