(Sigma is up to his evil plots again, this time he created a new weapon
that will instantly make two people change bodies with each other. Sigma
plans on using it on X, so that if he and X change bodies, then he'd win
for sure. Sigma presents his new idea to his fellow Mavericks.)
Sigma: Attention fellow Mavericks! I present to you... the body switching weapon!
(As Sigma pulls a white clothe off of the machine like gun, all of the Mavericks gasp.)
Blizzard Wolf Fang: Sigma, what is the weapon gonna be used for?
Sigma: Delighted you asked.
(Before Sigma could fully finish the statement, Neon Tiger interrupted from the crowd.)
Neon Tiger: Delighted that you wouldn't answer!
Sigma: What?! Who said that?!
(All of the Mavericks looked at each other, and then they all scooted away from Neon Tiger, and Sigma saw him standing there by himself.)
Sigma: What? Why the hell don't you want me to tell then?!
Neon Tiger: Hu?
Sigma: Didn't you even listen to what I was saying just now?
Neon Tiger: No, I don't think so.
Sigma: Then why the hell did you just say what you just said?!
Neon Tiger: Because I was watching InuYasha the other day, and....
Sigma: Well then, does InuYasha know what we're talking about?
Neon Tiger: No... (enthusiastically) You want me to go ask him?!
Sigma: No! Now just sit back down and shut up!
(Neon Tiger sits back down, and everyone laughs at him. Sigma continues.)
Sigma: The reason why I invented this, is because I got the idea from X himself.
(As Sigma was talking, Neon Tiger nudged his brother Slash Beast on the shoulder.)
Neon Tiger: X gave him the idea? What did he switch sides or what?
Slash Beast: No you idiot! He's telling us how he built the machine! Man you're dumb, I wish I wasn't related to you.
Neon Tiger: I'm sorry brother, I just thought...
Slash Beast: You thought? You were actually using your brain for once? For god's sake Neon Tiger, shut up!
(A few Mavericks were listening to them, and some of them started laughing.)
Slash Beast: Hey shut up all right! You all know that it's not my fault that Neon Tiger is my brother! Don't blame me, blame our parents!
Sigma: Hey, what's going on over there?!
(Slash Beast turned and looked at Sigma. All of the Mavericks scooted away from him.)
Sigma: Well, well, well. I guess it runs in the family, doesn't it Slash Beast.
(All the Mavericks start laughing, and so did Neon Tiger. But as soon as Neon Tiger started laughing, everyone stopped and looked at him. Neon Tiger stopped and looked at everyone stupidly. Slash Beast socked him in the arm.)
Sigma: Now you're interrupting me too. Will I ever be able to finish, what could be more important than my new weapon?!
Slash Beast: Ok, well, um, you see, Neon Tiger, and uh, I was just, you know...
Sigma: I'll see you after the meeting Slash Beast, now sit down!
(Slash Beast sat down angrily, and some Mavericks were giggling. Then Neon Tiger whispered to his brother.)
Neon Tiger: He likes you.
(Neon Tiger gives him a thumbs up.)
Sigma: Anyway, I built the machine so that I could switch bodies with X. Now you all wonder why, but you all know that nobody can beat X, since he's the strongest Maverick Hunter, and since he's that damn good. But I thought of this old saying, 'If you can't beat em, then join em'. So that's why I got the idea to build this weapon. If I switch bodies with X, then I'll destroy the world with his body.
Magma Dragoon: But after you complete your mission, then are you going to stay in his body forever?
Sigma: Good question. The thing is, that in the end, I'll cripple his body within an inch of his life, and then switch back bodies. Then I'll destroy him with my own body, and finally get my revenge on him once and for all!
(All the Mavericks cheer for their leader.)
Sigma: Ok, thank you, thank you. That concludes our meeting, so you can all go now.
(All the Mavericks start leaving. Slash Beast was about to leave, but Sigma was watching him. Slash Beast walked over to Sigma, and he jumped all the way down from the podium to talked to him.)
Slash Beast: Look master Sigma, I was just...
Sigma: I know what you're going to say, and it's ok.
Slash Beast: It is?
Sigma: I don't know what it's like to have a brother, and I know that being related to, that, makes you wish that you didn't have one.
(Once Sigma said 'that', he pointed at Neon Tiger, who was still there, looking at a picture of Zero while making kissing faces.)
Neon Tiger: Oh Zero, I love you.
Sigma: Neon Tiger, get out of here!
(Sigma shot at Neon Tiger but he dodged it and ran out of the room.)
Sigma: God, one of these days, I swear!
Slash Beast: Um, Sigma, can you get back to the point.
Sigma: Oh yes, that's right. Uh, look, I know that you didn't mean it, but next time, I don't want you to interrupt me when I'm talking. Ok?
Slash Beast: Yes sir.
Sigma: Good. Now Slash Beast, you can go.
Slash Beast: Thank you sir, and I swear, it'll never happen again.
Sigma: I know it won't. And you know what will happen if it does.
Slash Beast: Yes sir.
(Slash Beast leaves the room, and goes outside. Neon Tiger saw him and ran over.)
Neon Tiger: So bro, how did it go?
(Slash Beast grabbed Neon Tiger by the neck and held him up in the air against the wall.)
Slash Beast: Listen, if you were any kind of a brother of mine, then you'd leave me alone.
Neon Tiger: (choke) But, I love you bro...
Slash Beast: Well I don't love you, so leave me alone ok! Why don't you go flirt with Zero or something, and leave me alone for good.
(Slash Beast let go of Neon Tiger and he fell on the ground.)
Neon Tiger: (gasp) You mean you'd let me?
Slash Beast: Go ahead, I don't care, and I never have or will.
(Slash Beast went away and Neon Tiger got up.)
Neon Tiger: (thinks to himself) Hmm, I wonder why my brother is so angry at me? Oh well, I'm gonna look for Zero.
(Neon Tiger started running shouting out for Zero.)
Neon Tiger: Zero! Where are you?!
(Neon Tiger ran past Blizzard Wolf Fang.)
Blizzard Wolf Fang: If he was hear, he wouldn't tell you.
(Just then Neon Tiger stops, and he has an idea, that involves using the body switching weapon.)
Neon Tiger: (thinks to himself) Hmm, yes, that will do nicely. But I need to snatch it from Sigma's room.
(Neon Tiger runs inside the Maverick base and heads for Sigma's room. Sigma was in there, and he was lying in bed snoring asleep. He was cuddling the his new weapon. Neon Tiger opened the door and saw him asleep, he also saw Sigma's dog sleeping on the floor. So he slid the weapon out of Sigma's hands and replaced it with his dog. Then Neon Tiger left the room with the weapon, and headed outside to go look for Zero. Meanwhile, Gate and Alia wanted to renew their wedding vows, and today was the day that they were. Everyone at the Maverick Hunter Headquarters decided to set up everything at the church that they were married at. It was also the same church that Zero and Iris got married at too.)
X: Ok, everything is almost set up.
Alia: Oh wow, I can't believe it, I'm as exited as I was the day that we got married Gate.
Gate: Yea, me too.
X: I'm so happy for you guys, this is so wonderful. Alia, you'd better go put on your wedding dress. And Gate, you gotta go put on your tuxedo.
Alia: All right, I'll see you at the alter.
Gate: Likewise.
(Gate and Alia dispatch. Alia goes into one room, and Gate goes into another room. X goes over to Life Saver, who was standing at the buffet table.)
X: Life Saver, we should sit down, before the wedding starts.
Life Saver: Yea I know, but I couldn't help noticing that we actually have a cake this time.
X: Yea, Zero ate the last one.
Life Saver: Yea, and all in one bite, that pig.
X: Yea, hey where is Zero anyway?
Life Saver: Oh, he's probably at some bar again or something.
X: But he knows that Gate and Alia, are renewing their vows today. So why isn't he here?
Life Saver: He probably wasn't invited.
(Life Saver goes over to sit down by Signas and eat. Just then Alia came out with her dress on. The wedding was going to begin and the music started to play. X walked Alia up to the alter and he stood to the right of her. Then Gate came out of his room, Life Saver walked him up to the alter and stood to the right of him as his best man.)
X: You look wonderful Alia.
Alia: Thank you X.
X: You look lovely too Gate.
(Gate smirked but then turned to the alter as the music stopped.)
Gate: Ok, let's get started.
(The room was silent. Nothing happened.)
Gate: Anytime now.
(Still nothing. Gate was annoyed and got impatient.)
X: Oh no, we didn't get a minister for the ceremony!
Gate: No, no he's right there.
(A person was standing in front of wearing black behind the alter with his back turned to the audience. Gate growled and pounded on the alter and shouted at the minister.)
Gate: Hey, what're you doing?! Let's get started already!
(Just then the minister turned around, it was Zero dressed up as a minister.)
Zero: Hey Gate!
(Gate's jaw dropped to the floor and the audience began to talk, everyone was shocked. Zero pounds his fist on the alter.)
Zero: Order, order!
Gate & Alia: Zero?!
X: Zero?!
Zero: Hey X! Look, I'm the minister!
X: Oh joy.
Gate: Dear god, help us all!
Zero: We are gathered here today, to witness the vow renewing of Gate and Alia.
Gate: God, just kill me now... or him, whichever you prefer.
Zero: Oh and I brought a wedding gift for the man.
(Zero hands Gate a box, he looks strangely at Zero.)
Zero: Well open it.
(Gate still stares strangely at Zero as he opens the box and frowns, it's popsicle sticks.)
Zero: See, ice cream!
(Gate is very angry that Zero interrupted their wedding for this. X sees him and whispers to Gate.)
X: You can use them on him, when he comes in to see you.
(Gate smiles as he imagines cutting Zero's head off while laughing.)
Zero: (thinking to himself) Hey, he liked them.
(Alia takes the box and sets it aside while Gate is still smiling to himself.)
Alia: Maybe we should continue.
Zero: Oh, ok... where are we again?
Gate: Ah!
Zero: (stupid smirk) Oh, yeah I remember.
(As the wedding continues, Neon Tiger was walking by outside and he noticed that there was a wedding going on. He looked in through a window and he saw Zero as the minister. Seeing Zero up there giving a speech made him seem so manly to Neon Tiger. Neon Tiger began to melt as he watched. Back inside, they continued.)
Zero: Gate, do you take Alia to be your blushing bride?
Gate: You know I do.
Zero: Ok, and Alia do you take Gate to be your ice cream man.
Alia: Uh...
Gate: Just say yes and get it over with.
Alia: I do.
Zero: By the power invested in me...well by myself, I hereby pronounce you still husband and wife. Now kiss each other.
(Gate and Alia kissed each other and everyone cheered. Then Gate and Alia ran down the row and headed outside. They got in a limo and drove off with a sign that said 'still married'. Back inside, everyone was talking. Zero took off the minister suit in one swoop and threw it on the floor, then he went and talked to X.)
X: Zero, why were you the minister?
Zero: Because Gate married me and Iris, so I only thought it would be fair to marry him and Alia.
X: Oh, I see.
(Just then Iris walked over to Zero.)
Iris: You know Zero, I was thinking of having our wedding vows renewed too.
Zero: Oh, ok.
Iris: So since the day is still young, do you want to do it right now?
Zero: Ok sure. X, would you like to be the minister?
X: I'd be glad to Zero.
Iris: Good. And it's a good thing that we don't have to get another cake.
(But as she spoke, Zero leaped at the buffet table, and he ate the cake in one bite... again.)
Zero: No, no, we'll need another one.
X & Iris: Oh joy.
(As Iris and Zero go get changed in separate rooms, Neon Tiger dispatched. He walked around the church and went to the window that Zero's room is, still holding the body switching weapon. He jumped threw the window, breaking it. Zero was already dressed and he was about to leave when he saw Neon Tiger break in.)
Zero: (gasp) You!
Neon Tiger: Oh, Zero, you look lovely! Aw you got dressed up just for me.
Zero: No you idiot, my wife and I are renewing our wedding vows! So leave me alone!
Neon Tiger: My! Zero, what such anger. And here I thought that you'd be happy to see me.
Zero: Well I'm not! I'm about as happy as an empty stomach.
Neon Tiger: Well, I do have some leftover chocolate strawberries back at the base...
Zero: You just don't get it do you! I don't like you, I never did like you, I never will like you! I'm a married man.
Neon Tiger: You won't be anymore.
Zero: What?!
(Neon Tiger points the weapon at Zero, he gasps and raises his hands.)
Zero: You're going to shoot me?
Neon Tiger: Oh no, I'd never shoot you Zero... well unless it was with my cupid arrows.
Zero: Well then, what are you doing?!
Neon Tiger: This. You're... mine!
(Zero gasps as Neon Tiger fires the weapon. He and Zero both start glowing, then a beam shot out of the weapon going into Zero's mouth. Then the beam connects to Neon Tiger's mouth too. Then their souls went into each other's body. Then as the light disappeared, the room was quite.)
Zero: Haha, whatever you did didn't work.
Neon Tiger: Oh yeah, well take a look in the mirror.
Zero: I am, and I see myself. But where did you go.
Neon Tiger: No, you're looking at me. I switched bodies with you.
Zero: What?
(Zero goes over to a real mirror and he sees himself in Neon Tiger's body.)
Zero: Ah, I'm hideous! And I have an ugly face!
Neon Tiger: Oh finally, I'll be able to see Zero naked.
Zero: What?! Don't read anything into it kids.
Neon Tiger: Well anyway, there's a wedding going on and I have to stop it.
Zero: Oh no you won't!
Neon Tiger: Oh yes I will.
(Neon Tiger grabs Zero and ties a rope around his body, then he puts tape on his mouth. Neon Tiger opened the door and closed it. Zero couldn't move. Back in the wedding room, Iris was up at the alter waiting and X was ready to marry them. Neon Tiger walked up to the alter and held Iris's hands.)
X: Ok, you all know why were hear again today, so do you Iris take Zero to be your husband?
Iris: I do.
X: And Zero, do you take Iris to be your wife?
Neon Tiger: I... don't.
(Everyone in the audience gasps. Iris and X also gasped.)
X: Zero, what are you saying?!
Iris: Why Zero, why?
Neon Tiger: I don't because I don't love you.
Iris: But after all that we've been through, I...
Neon Tiger: I sorry, but I don't.
(Iris starts crying and she runs over to her brother, the Colonel. She hugged him while crying, but the Colonel was smiling since he hated Zero, but he was also a little disappointed that Zero did that to her in front of everyone. Just then Zero kicked open the door and everyone looked at him and saw him as Neon Tiger.)
Neon Tiger: I have a confession that I'd like to make. I'm really in love with him, Neon Tiger.
(Neon Tiger points at Zero and everyone gasps.)
X: Zero, what are you saying?! Don't you know who that is? It's Neon Tiger for god's sake!
Neon Tiger: No X, I love Neon Tiger.
Zero: No! Everyone, I'm Zero, he's Neon Tiger!
(Everyone started to laugh and thought that it was all an act.)
X: Man this is getting crazy, what's going on here?
Zero: No, it's the truth, why won't you believe me?
(Zero goes over to Iris.)
Zero: Come on Iris, you have to know it's me. I love you.
(Iris looks strangely at him.)
Neon Tiger: Come on Neon Tiger, you know you want this, so let's get it done.
(Zero runs over to everyone, Signas, the Colonel, Douglas, Life Savor.)
Zero: Please, you have to listen to me, believe me!
(He grabs Life Saver and shakes him.)
Neon Tiger: All right, let go of Life Saver and let's get married already.
(The Colonel throws Zero into the isle but just then Life Saver stands up.)
Life Saver: Wait! That man is an imposter. That is the real Zero.
(Everyone is shocked since Life Saver pointed to Neon Tiger's body.)
X: What, but how can you be sure?
(Life Saver smiles.)
Life Saver: Because the real Zero would never call me Life Saver!
(Everyone is shocked. Zero smirks and jumps onto Neon Tiger and they begin to fight.)
Zero: Iris, go into my dressing room and get his weapon! That's what made us switch bodies, so it should make us switch back!
(Iris nods and runs off to go get it, but Neon Tiger hits Zero aside and starts to go after her. She gasps.)
Neon Tiger: You're not going anywhere.
(Iris screams as Neon Tiger is about to hit her, but just then Zero attacks him.)
Zero: Go Iris hurry!
Iris: Thanks Zero, I love you.
(Iris runs into the room and gets the weapon. She comes back to see them fighting again. Iris points the weapon at them and shoots it at them. They both started glowing like before and then the beam comes out of their mouths again and their souls go back into their original bodies. Then the beam disappeared and the room was silent.)
X: Quick Iris, give me the weapon, so I can destroy it!
Iris: Ok.
Neon Tiger (in his own body): No!
(Iris gives X the weapon, as Neon Tiger jumps toward them, but it was too late, X destroyed it. Neon Tiger landed on the floor in front of them and began to cry.)
Neon Tiger: Oh no! Sigma's gonna kill me!
X: Well, that should teach you to not steal things that don't belong to you.
Zero: Yea, like my body.
(Neon Tiger runs off crying. Zero stands proudly as Iris comes up to him.)
Iris: Should we continue now?
Zero: Yes.
(They all resumed the ceremony.)
X: So Zero, do you take Iris to be your blushing bride?
Zero: Yea.
X: Iris do you take Zero to be your blushing groom?
Iris: (giggle) I do.
X: Good, so you may now kiss each other.
(Zero and Iris kiss and everyone cheers. Signas goes over to X clapping.)
Signas: Well done X, well done.
X: Well, it looks like Zero didn't eat the cake this time.
Life Saver: I think you'd better look again.
(They all look to see Zero with icing on his face and Iris embarrassed. Life Saver shakes his head and sighs as he walks over to Zero.)
Life Saver: Congratulations Zero.
(Zero cringes, but Life Saver just walks off. Zero was confused, X went over to him.)
Zero: Wow X, I'm shocked. That was the first time he didn't yell at me, or get angry.
X: Well maybe it's because that he believed you when you said you weren't Neon Tiger.
Zero: Yea, it looks like that for once Light Saber came through to save the day.
X: Yea I guess so, but could you at least, for him, get his name right?
Zero: I have no idea what you're talking about X.
X: Whatever you say Zero, whatever you say.
(They all clean up and head back to the Maverick Hunter Headquarters... but Neon Tiger wasn't so eager to head back to his base. He arrived at night to see an angry Sigma waiting for him.)
Sigma: Neon Tiger, I have a question for you. How does a body switching weapon turn into my dog?
Neon Tiger: Oh. I don't know, beats me.
Sigma: Well, I should like to. Out of ideas?
Neon Tiger: Um, magic... fairies?
Sigma: More like a, Neon Tiger.
Neon Tiger: Uh oh...
Sigma: Now, why did you go try to take my new weapon, without asking?
Neon Tiger: Well, I wanted to surprise you. I was going to use it to change bodies with X, but...
Sigma: Don't tell me, let me guess... Zero got in the way.
Neon Tiger: Wow, how did you know?
Sigma: I also know that you failed.
Neon Tiger: Dam, you're on a role.
Sigma: I won't yell, or get angry, as long as you return it to me now.
Neon Tiger: Uhm, that's a problem.
Sigma: Oh, and why is that? Did you scratch it?!
Neon Tiger: No, no!
Sigma: Well then, where is it?!
Neon Tiger: I, kinda left without it.
Sigma: What! Why? Stop stalling!
Neon Tiger: Well, it broke. But it wasn't my fault, because X destroyed it!
Sigma: (after a moment) Well, that is unfortunate.
Neon Tiger: What? No yelling? Aren't you mad?
Sigma: Well yes, but like you said, it wasn't your fault.
Neon Tiger: Oh, wow. So what should I do now?
Sigma: Well there is one thing you could do for me, why don't you just... DIE!
(Sigma pulls out his gun and starts to shoot at him, but Neon Tiger was able to dodge the blasts.)
Sigma: I was this close to achieving victory and you had to mess up everything, again! Why don't you just learn! Why can't you be like your brother! You're a failure! I hate you! I wish you weren't a lesbian going haywire over Zero!
Neon Tiger: So, then it's all Zero's fault, right Sigma?
Sigma: You're an idiot!
(Sigma stops shooting at Neon Tiger and he turns around.)
Sigma: I'm through here, I washed my hands of you and this mess.
Neon Tiger: So does that mean that I'm off the hook.
Sigma: We're not finished with you yet.
Neon Tiger: We?
(Sigma whistles and his dog comes. Neon Tiger was scared of him so he started to run and the dog chased after him.)
Neon Tiger: Ah!
Sigma: I hope you will learn your lesson Neon Tiger... wait what am I saying, you'll never learn!
(The dog was still chasing Neon Tiger and then Neon Tiger jumped in a tree and was trapped up there.)
Neon Tiger: but Sigma, instead of taking your anger out on me, can't you just rebuild the weapon?
Sigma: No because I destroyed the instructions so that nobody can build another one!
Neon Tiger: Oh, well that was stupid.
Sigma: WHAT?!
Neon Tiger: Uh oh.
(Sigma raised his gun at Neon Tiger and fired it at him and made it. Neon Tiger fell out of the tree and the dog was able to attack him. As he bit him and tried to rip him into shreds, Neon Tiger cried out in pain. Sigma turned around and headed inside. Finally the dog stopped and followed his master. Neon Tiger was left outside laying on the ground. It was dark, and all the lights in the building turned off and the security system turned on. Neon Tiger walked up to the front gate.)
Security System Voice: Halt! Who goes there?
Neon Tiger: It's me Neon Tiger!
Security System Voice: Access denied!
(A bunch of guns came out from the trees and underground and began to shoot at him. His cries of pain echoed out into the dark night, and at the top room of the base, Sigma stood looking out his window smiling.)
Sigma: Attention fellow Mavericks! I present to you... the body switching weapon!
(As Sigma pulls a white clothe off of the machine like gun, all of the Mavericks gasp.)
Blizzard Wolf Fang: Sigma, what is the weapon gonna be used for?
Sigma: Delighted you asked.
(Before Sigma could fully finish the statement, Neon Tiger interrupted from the crowd.)
Neon Tiger: Delighted that you wouldn't answer!
Sigma: What?! Who said that?!
(All of the Mavericks looked at each other, and then they all scooted away from Neon Tiger, and Sigma saw him standing there by himself.)
Sigma: What? Why the hell don't you want me to tell then?!
Neon Tiger: Hu?
Sigma: Didn't you even listen to what I was saying just now?
Neon Tiger: No, I don't think so.
Sigma: Then why the hell did you just say what you just said?!
Neon Tiger: Because I was watching InuYasha the other day, and....
Sigma: Well then, does InuYasha know what we're talking about?
Neon Tiger: No... (enthusiastically) You want me to go ask him?!
Sigma: No! Now just sit back down and shut up!
(Neon Tiger sits back down, and everyone laughs at him. Sigma continues.)
Sigma: The reason why I invented this, is because I got the idea from X himself.
(As Sigma was talking, Neon Tiger nudged his brother Slash Beast on the shoulder.)
Neon Tiger: X gave him the idea? What did he switch sides or what?
Slash Beast: No you idiot! He's telling us how he built the machine! Man you're dumb, I wish I wasn't related to you.
Neon Tiger: I'm sorry brother, I just thought...
Slash Beast: You thought? You were actually using your brain for once? For god's sake Neon Tiger, shut up!
(A few Mavericks were listening to them, and some of them started laughing.)
Slash Beast: Hey shut up all right! You all know that it's not my fault that Neon Tiger is my brother! Don't blame me, blame our parents!
Sigma: Hey, what's going on over there?!
(Slash Beast turned and looked at Sigma. All of the Mavericks scooted away from him.)
Sigma: Well, well, well. I guess it runs in the family, doesn't it Slash Beast.
(All the Mavericks start laughing, and so did Neon Tiger. But as soon as Neon Tiger started laughing, everyone stopped and looked at him. Neon Tiger stopped and looked at everyone stupidly. Slash Beast socked him in the arm.)
Sigma: Now you're interrupting me too. Will I ever be able to finish, what could be more important than my new weapon?!
Slash Beast: Ok, well, um, you see, Neon Tiger, and uh, I was just, you know...
Sigma: I'll see you after the meeting Slash Beast, now sit down!
(Slash Beast sat down angrily, and some Mavericks were giggling. Then Neon Tiger whispered to his brother.)
Neon Tiger: He likes you.
(Neon Tiger gives him a thumbs up.)
Sigma: Anyway, I built the machine so that I could switch bodies with X. Now you all wonder why, but you all know that nobody can beat X, since he's the strongest Maverick Hunter, and since he's that damn good. But I thought of this old saying, 'If you can't beat em, then join em'. So that's why I got the idea to build this weapon. If I switch bodies with X, then I'll destroy the world with his body.
Magma Dragoon: But after you complete your mission, then are you going to stay in his body forever?
Sigma: Good question. The thing is, that in the end, I'll cripple his body within an inch of his life, and then switch back bodies. Then I'll destroy him with my own body, and finally get my revenge on him once and for all!
(All the Mavericks cheer for their leader.)
Sigma: Ok, thank you, thank you. That concludes our meeting, so you can all go now.
(All the Mavericks start leaving. Slash Beast was about to leave, but Sigma was watching him. Slash Beast walked over to Sigma, and he jumped all the way down from the podium to talked to him.)
Slash Beast: Look master Sigma, I was just...
Sigma: I know what you're going to say, and it's ok.
Slash Beast: It is?
Sigma: I don't know what it's like to have a brother, and I know that being related to, that, makes you wish that you didn't have one.
(Once Sigma said 'that', he pointed at Neon Tiger, who was still there, looking at a picture of Zero while making kissing faces.)
Neon Tiger: Oh Zero, I love you.
Sigma: Neon Tiger, get out of here!
(Sigma shot at Neon Tiger but he dodged it and ran out of the room.)
Sigma: God, one of these days, I swear!
Slash Beast: Um, Sigma, can you get back to the point.
Sigma: Oh yes, that's right. Uh, look, I know that you didn't mean it, but next time, I don't want you to interrupt me when I'm talking. Ok?
Slash Beast: Yes sir.
Sigma: Good. Now Slash Beast, you can go.
Slash Beast: Thank you sir, and I swear, it'll never happen again.
Sigma: I know it won't. And you know what will happen if it does.
Slash Beast: Yes sir.
(Slash Beast leaves the room, and goes outside. Neon Tiger saw him and ran over.)
Neon Tiger: So bro, how did it go?
(Slash Beast grabbed Neon Tiger by the neck and held him up in the air against the wall.)
Slash Beast: Listen, if you were any kind of a brother of mine, then you'd leave me alone.
Neon Tiger: (choke) But, I love you bro...
Slash Beast: Well I don't love you, so leave me alone ok! Why don't you go flirt with Zero or something, and leave me alone for good.
(Slash Beast let go of Neon Tiger and he fell on the ground.)
Neon Tiger: (gasp) You mean you'd let me?
Slash Beast: Go ahead, I don't care, and I never have or will.
(Slash Beast went away and Neon Tiger got up.)
Neon Tiger: (thinks to himself) Hmm, I wonder why my brother is so angry at me? Oh well, I'm gonna look for Zero.
(Neon Tiger started running shouting out for Zero.)
Neon Tiger: Zero! Where are you?!
(Neon Tiger ran past Blizzard Wolf Fang.)
Blizzard Wolf Fang: If he was hear, he wouldn't tell you.
(Just then Neon Tiger stops, and he has an idea, that involves using the body switching weapon.)
Neon Tiger: (thinks to himself) Hmm, yes, that will do nicely. But I need to snatch it from Sigma's room.
(Neon Tiger runs inside the Maverick base and heads for Sigma's room. Sigma was in there, and he was lying in bed snoring asleep. He was cuddling the his new weapon. Neon Tiger opened the door and saw him asleep, he also saw Sigma's dog sleeping on the floor. So he slid the weapon out of Sigma's hands and replaced it with his dog. Then Neon Tiger left the room with the weapon, and headed outside to go look for Zero. Meanwhile, Gate and Alia wanted to renew their wedding vows, and today was the day that they were. Everyone at the Maverick Hunter Headquarters decided to set up everything at the church that they were married at. It was also the same church that Zero and Iris got married at too.)
X: Ok, everything is almost set up.
Alia: Oh wow, I can't believe it, I'm as exited as I was the day that we got married Gate.
Gate: Yea, me too.
X: I'm so happy for you guys, this is so wonderful. Alia, you'd better go put on your wedding dress. And Gate, you gotta go put on your tuxedo.
Alia: All right, I'll see you at the alter.
Gate: Likewise.
(Gate and Alia dispatch. Alia goes into one room, and Gate goes into another room. X goes over to Life Saver, who was standing at the buffet table.)
X: Life Saver, we should sit down, before the wedding starts.
Life Saver: Yea I know, but I couldn't help noticing that we actually have a cake this time.
X: Yea, Zero ate the last one.
Life Saver: Yea, and all in one bite, that pig.
X: Yea, hey where is Zero anyway?
Life Saver: Oh, he's probably at some bar again or something.
X: But he knows that Gate and Alia, are renewing their vows today. So why isn't he here?
Life Saver: He probably wasn't invited.
(Life Saver goes over to sit down by Signas and eat. Just then Alia came out with her dress on. The wedding was going to begin and the music started to play. X walked Alia up to the alter and he stood to the right of her. Then Gate came out of his room, Life Saver walked him up to the alter and stood to the right of him as his best man.)
X: You look wonderful Alia.
Alia: Thank you X.
X: You look lovely too Gate.
(Gate smirked but then turned to the alter as the music stopped.)
Gate: Ok, let's get started.
(The room was silent. Nothing happened.)
Gate: Anytime now.
(Still nothing. Gate was annoyed and got impatient.)
X: Oh no, we didn't get a minister for the ceremony!
Gate: No, no he's right there.
(A person was standing in front of wearing black behind the alter with his back turned to the audience. Gate growled and pounded on the alter and shouted at the minister.)
Gate: Hey, what're you doing?! Let's get started already!
(Just then the minister turned around, it was Zero dressed up as a minister.)
Zero: Hey Gate!
(Gate's jaw dropped to the floor and the audience began to talk, everyone was shocked. Zero pounds his fist on the alter.)
Zero: Order, order!
Gate & Alia: Zero?!
X: Zero?!
Zero: Hey X! Look, I'm the minister!
X: Oh joy.
Gate: Dear god, help us all!
Zero: We are gathered here today, to witness the vow renewing of Gate and Alia.
Gate: God, just kill me now... or him, whichever you prefer.
Zero: Oh and I brought a wedding gift for the man.
(Zero hands Gate a box, he looks strangely at Zero.)
Zero: Well open it.
(Gate still stares strangely at Zero as he opens the box and frowns, it's popsicle sticks.)
Zero: See, ice cream!
(Gate is very angry that Zero interrupted their wedding for this. X sees him and whispers to Gate.)
X: You can use them on him, when he comes in to see you.
(Gate smiles as he imagines cutting Zero's head off while laughing.)
Zero: (thinking to himself) Hey, he liked them.
(Alia takes the box and sets it aside while Gate is still smiling to himself.)
Alia: Maybe we should continue.
Zero: Oh, ok... where are we again?
Gate: Ah!
Zero: (stupid smirk) Oh, yeah I remember.
(As the wedding continues, Neon Tiger was walking by outside and he noticed that there was a wedding going on. He looked in through a window and he saw Zero as the minister. Seeing Zero up there giving a speech made him seem so manly to Neon Tiger. Neon Tiger began to melt as he watched. Back inside, they continued.)
Zero: Gate, do you take Alia to be your blushing bride?
Gate: You know I do.
Zero: Ok, and Alia do you take Gate to be your ice cream man.
Alia: Uh...
Gate: Just say yes and get it over with.
Alia: I do.
Zero: By the power invested in me...well by myself, I hereby pronounce you still husband and wife. Now kiss each other.
(Gate and Alia kissed each other and everyone cheered. Then Gate and Alia ran down the row and headed outside. They got in a limo and drove off with a sign that said 'still married'. Back inside, everyone was talking. Zero took off the minister suit in one swoop and threw it on the floor, then he went and talked to X.)
X: Zero, why were you the minister?
Zero: Because Gate married me and Iris, so I only thought it would be fair to marry him and Alia.
X: Oh, I see.
(Just then Iris walked over to Zero.)
Iris: You know Zero, I was thinking of having our wedding vows renewed too.
Zero: Oh, ok.
Iris: So since the day is still young, do you want to do it right now?
Zero: Ok sure. X, would you like to be the minister?
X: I'd be glad to Zero.
Iris: Good. And it's a good thing that we don't have to get another cake.
(But as she spoke, Zero leaped at the buffet table, and he ate the cake in one bite... again.)
Zero: No, no, we'll need another one.
X & Iris: Oh joy.
(As Iris and Zero go get changed in separate rooms, Neon Tiger dispatched. He walked around the church and went to the window that Zero's room is, still holding the body switching weapon. He jumped threw the window, breaking it. Zero was already dressed and he was about to leave when he saw Neon Tiger break in.)
Zero: (gasp) You!
Neon Tiger: Oh, Zero, you look lovely! Aw you got dressed up just for me.
Zero: No you idiot, my wife and I are renewing our wedding vows! So leave me alone!
Neon Tiger: My! Zero, what such anger. And here I thought that you'd be happy to see me.
Zero: Well I'm not! I'm about as happy as an empty stomach.
Neon Tiger: Well, I do have some leftover chocolate strawberries back at the base...
Zero: You just don't get it do you! I don't like you, I never did like you, I never will like you! I'm a married man.
Neon Tiger: You won't be anymore.
Zero: What?!
(Neon Tiger points the weapon at Zero, he gasps and raises his hands.)
Zero: You're going to shoot me?
Neon Tiger: Oh no, I'd never shoot you Zero... well unless it was with my cupid arrows.
Zero: Well then, what are you doing?!
Neon Tiger: This. You're... mine!
(Zero gasps as Neon Tiger fires the weapon. He and Zero both start glowing, then a beam shot out of the weapon going into Zero's mouth. Then the beam connects to Neon Tiger's mouth too. Then their souls went into each other's body. Then as the light disappeared, the room was quite.)
Zero: Haha, whatever you did didn't work.
Neon Tiger: Oh yeah, well take a look in the mirror.
Zero: I am, and I see myself. But where did you go.
Neon Tiger: No, you're looking at me. I switched bodies with you.
Zero: What?
(Zero goes over to a real mirror and he sees himself in Neon Tiger's body.)
Zero: Ah, I'm hideous! And I have an ugly face!
Neon Tiger: Oh finally, I'll be able to see Zero naked.
Zero: What?! Don't read anything into it kids.
Neon Tiger: Well anyway, there's a wedding going on and I have to stop it.
Zero: Oh no you won't!
Neon Tiger: Oh yes I will.
(Neon Tiger grabs Zero and ties a rope around his body, then he puts tape on his mouth. Neon Tiger opened the door and closed it. Zero couldn't move. Back in the wedding room, Iris was up at the alter waiting and X was ready to marry them. Neon Tiger walked up to the alter and held Iris's hands.)
X: Ok, you all know why were hear again today, so do you Iris take Zero to be your husband?
Iris: I do.
X: And Zero, do you take Iris to be your wife?
Neon Tiger: I... don't.
(Everyone in the audience gasps. Iris and X also gasped.)
X: Zero, what are you saying?!
Iris: Why Zero, why?
Neon Tiger: I don't because I don't love you.
Iris: But after all that we've been through, I...
Neon Tiger: I sorry, but I don't.
(Iris starts crying and she runs over to her brother, the Colonel. She hugged him while crying, but the Colonel was smiling since he hated Zero, but he was also a little disappointed that Zero did that to her in front of everyone. Just then Zero kicked open the door and everyone looked at him and saw him as Neon Tiger.)
Neon Tiger: I have a confession that I'd like to make. I'm really in love with him, Neon Tiger.
(Neon Tiger points at Zero and everyone gasps.)
X: Zero, what are you saying?! Don't you know who that is? It's Neon Tiger for god's sake!
Neon Tiger: No X, I love Neon Tiger.
Zero: No! Everyone, I'm Zero, he's Neon Tiger!
(Everyone started to laugh and thought that it was all an act.)
X: Man this is getting crazy, what's going on here?
Zero: No, it's the truth, why won't you believe me?
(Zero goes over to Iris.)
Zero: Come on Iris, you have to know it's me. I love you.
(Iris looks strangely at him.)
Neon Tiger: Come on Neon Tiger, you know you want this, so let's get it done.
(Zero runs over to everyone, Signas, the Colonel, Douglas, Life Savor.)
Zero: Please, you have to listen to me, believe me!
(He grabs Life Saver and shakes him.)
Neon Tiger: All right, let go of Life Saver and let's get married already.
(The Colonel throws Zero into the isle but just then Life Saver stands up.)
Life Saver: Wait! That man is an imposter. That is the real Zero.
(Everyone is shocked since Life Saver pointed to Neon Tiger's body.)
X: What, but how can you be sure?
(Life Saver smiles.)
Life Saver: Because the real Zero would never call me Life Saver!
(Everyone is shocked. Zero smirks and jumps onto Neon Tiger and they begin to fight.)
Zero: Iris, go into my dressing room and get his weapon! That's what made us switch bodies, so it should make us switch back!
(Iris nods and runs off to go get it, but Neon Tiger hits Zero aside and starts to go after her. She gasps.)
Neon Tiger: You're not going anywhere.
(Iris screams as Neon Tiger is about to hit her, but just then Zero attacks him.)
Zero: Go Iris hurry!
Iris: Thanks Zero, I love you.
(Iris runs into the room and gets the weapon. She comes back to see them fighting again. Iris points the weapon at them and shoots it at them. They both started glowing like before and then the beam comes out of their mouths again and their souls go back into their original bodies. Then the beam disappeared and the room was silent.)
X: Quick Iris, give me the weapon, so I can destroy it!
Iris: Ok.
Neon Tiger (in his own body): No!
(Iris gives X the weapon, as Neon Tiger jumps toward them, but it was too late, X destroyed it. Neon Tiger landed on the floor in front of them and began to cry.)
Neon Tiger: Oh no! Sigma's gonna kill me!
X: Well, that should teach you to not steal things that don't belong to you.
Zero: Yea, like my body.
(Neon Tiger runs off crying. Zero stands proudly as Iris comes up to him.)
Iris: Should we continue now?
Zero: Yes.
(They all resumed the ceremony.)
X: So Zero, do you take Iris to be your blushing bride?
Zero: Yea.
X: Iris do you take Zero to be your blushing groom?
Iris: (giggle) I do.
X: Good, so you may now kiss each other.
(Zero and Iris kiss and everyone cheers. Signas goes over to X clapping.)
Signas: Well done X, well done.
X: Well, it looks like Zero didn't eat the cake this time.
Life Saver: I think you'd better look again.
(They all look to see Zero with icing on his face and Iris embarrassed. Life Saver shakes his head and sighs as he walks over to Zero.)
Life Saver: Congratulations Zero.
(Zero cringes, but Life Saver just walks off. Zero was confused, X went over to him.)
Zero: Wow X, I'm shocked. That was the first time he didn't yell at me, or get angry.
X: Well maybe it's because that he believed you when you said you weren't Neon Tiger.
Zero: Yea, it looks like that for once Light Saber came through to save the day.
X: Yea I guess so, but could you at least, for him, get his name right?
Zero: I have no idea what you're talking about X.
X: Whatever you say Zero, whatever you say.
(They all clean up and head back to the Maverick Hunter Headquarters... but Neon Tiger wasn't so eager to head back to his base. He arrived at night to see an angry Sigma waiting for him.)
Sigma: Neon Tiger, I have a question for you. How does a body switching weapon turn into my dog?
Neon Tiger: Oh. I don't know, beats me.
Sigma: Well, I should like to. Out of ideas?
Neon Tiger: Um, magic... fairies?
Sigma: More like a, Neon Tiger.
Neon Tiger: Uh oh...
Sigma: Now, why did you go try to take my new weapon, without asking?
Neon Tiger: Well, I wanted to surprise you. I was going to use it to change bodies with X, but...
Sigma: Don't tell me, let me guess... Zero got in the way.
Neon Tiger: Wow, how did you know?
Sigma: I also know that you failed.
Neon Tiger: Dam, you're on a role.
Sigma: I won't yell, or get angry, as long as you return it to me now.
Neon Tiger: Uhm, that's a problem.
Sigma: Oh, and why is that? Did you scratch it?!
Neon Tiger: No, no!
Sigma: Well then, where is it?!
Neon Tiger: I, kinda left without it.
Sigma: What! Why? Stop stalling!
Neon Tiger: Well, it broke. But it wasn't my fault, because X destroyed it!
Sigma: (after a moment) Well, that is unfortunate.
Neon Tiger: What? No yelling? Aren't you mad?
Sigma: Well yes, but like you said, it wasn't your fault.
Neon Tiger: Oh, wow. So what should I do now?
Sigma: Well there is one thing you could do for me, why don't you just... DIE!
(Sigma pulls out his gun and starts to shoot at him, but Neon Tiger was able to dodge the blasts.)
Sigma: I was this close to achieving victory and you had to mess up everything, again! Why don't you just learn! Why can't you be like your brother! You're a failure! I hate you! I wish you weren't a lesbian going haywire over Zero!
Neon Tiger: So, then it's all Zero's fault, right Sigma?
Sigma: You're an idiot!
(Sigma stops shooting at Neon Tiger and he turns around.)
Sigma: I'm through here, I washed my hands of you and this mess.
Neon Tiger: So does that mean that I'm off the hook.
Sigma: We're not finished with you yet.
Neon Tiger: We?
(Sigma whistles and his dog comes. Neon Tiger was scared of him so he started to run and the dog chased after him.)
Neon Tiger: Ah!
Sigma: I hope you will learn your lesson Neon Tiger... wait what am I saying, you'll never learn!
(The dog was still chasing Neon Tiger and then Neon Tiger jumped in a tree and was trapped up there.)
Neon Tiger: but Sigma, instead of taking your anger out on me, can't you just rebuild the weapon?
Sigma: No because I destroyed the instructions so that nobody can build another one!
Neon Tiger: Oh, well that was stupid.
Sigma: WHAT?!
Neon Tiger: Uh oh.
(Sigma raised his gun at Neon Tiger and fired it at him and made it. Neon Tiger fell out of the tree and the dog was able to attack him. As he bit him and tried to rip him into shreds, Neon Tiger cried out in pain. Sigma turned around and headed inside. Finally the dog stopped and followed his master. Neon Tiger was left outside laying on the ground. It was dark, and all the lights in the building turned off and the security system turned on. Neon Tiger walked up to the front gate.)
Security System Voice: Halt! Who goes there?
Neon Tiger: It's me Neon Tiger!
Security System Voice: Access denied!
(A bunch of guns came out from the trees and underground and began to shoot at him. His cries of pain echoed out into the dark night, and at the top room of the base, Sigma stood looking out his window smiling.)