Edited May 2007

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Chapter 4

Ron has a smile on his face as he slips out into the hallway.

'I hope they're sleeping,' he mumbles as he approaches Hermione and the twins' room. 'It's 6 in the morning… I'm sure they are.'

He gently pushes the door open and peers inside. Sure enough he is greeted by three sleeping teens.

He let out a breath he isn't aware he's holding and glances around. His eyes land on the desk and he tip-toes over exaggeratedly into the room and over to it.

'C'mon Mione, where's that summer potions homework?' he says to himself before realizing he's trying to be sneaky and shuts his mouth, his eyes wide.

He sees a piece of parchment in Hermiones hand writing, grabs it and exit's the room the same way he entered.

Once he's back in his room, he sits down at his desk and glances over at Harry, who's still asleep.

He then starts reading.

He shakes his head at the first few lines then-

Ron falls off his chair with a thud.

'Huh? What? Ron whassa matter?' Harry mumbles sleepily seeing Ron on the floor.

'It's…. It's Mione, she… she's engaged!' He stutters, his eyes wide.

'What?' Harry asks, now fully awake, 'To who?'

'One of the twins.' Ron says then starts reading again, Harry not likening not knowing what's going on stands and reads over Ron's shoulder.

Or head rather since Ron is still on the floor.

'What in the world are they doing in there?' Harry asks, once they both are done. Ron just sits there, obviously envisioning the worst case scenario.

--Begin Ron's Worst Case Scenario--

'Hermione! My Love, my Chocolate Chew! Marry me and forget about my idiot brother Ron!' George says, his arms thrown wide.

'Oh, George! Yes!' Hermione draws her hands to her heart and beams dreamily.

'Yes, you'll forget about Ron?'

'That too!' She rushes into his arms and they embrace maturely.

'Are you do done yet?' Fred asks from his bed.

'One minute,' George says and grabs Hermione, but he looses his balance and they fall over the rolly chair.

'Yes, we're done' Hermione picks herself up and winks at George. She then leaves to use the bathroom.

'Percy?!' Percy is standing by the bathroom door, his face flushed, when Hermione, having finished up, opens it. 'We're you listening?' She steps out of the bathroom.

'Um no, n-no of of course I would never, not that your not, uh, what I was doing was ah, I was waiting for the bathroom, yeah. So- bye now,' he stutters and walks into the bathroom.

She shakes her head and go back to the bedroom.

She walks in to see Fred lying on top of his twin. Her eyes widen.

'George!' They look up and Fred jumps off.

'We can explain,' George starts.

'No, I don't want to know, I want you to show me!' Hermione winks. The twins exchange glances and smirk.

George licks his lips. Fred walks over to Mione and picks her up. He lowers his head to her neck and licks her. Hermione giggles and Fred sets her down.

George walks over to the two and they all start stripping and lead Hermione to a bed. Once in the bed….

--End Ron's Worst Case Scenario--

'RON!' Harry exclaims, stopping him from continuing his scenario.

'What?' he asks semi-innocently.

'Your sick! Eww!' Harry shudders.

'Well it might have happened that way!'

'Whatever. Oh and Ron?'

'Yeah?'

'Chocolate Chew?'

'Shut up Harry, you never know.'