Edited June 2007.

Disclaimer: Nein. Not mine yet. Fingers still crossed. Further Not owning-ness: The Force is not very strong in me; It is owned by the brilliant George Lucas. And 'Whapaa' is from Friends. Chandler merely amuses me on a daily basis.

Chapter 8

'Well my dear older brothers, It all started when my Toffee Tart Ow! Sorry, when 'Mione here had a taste for Jell-O…'

' "Do you know if your mum has any Jell-O?" asked Mione.

"Jell-O?" I asked looking up from my unwritten log.

"Yes Jell-O my dear sweet potato." She smirked.

"Oi! I'm the only one who's supposed to be using food names." I pouted.'

('You pouted? And are admitting it?' asks Bill. he merely receives a glare.)

'Hermione rolled her eyes and proceeded to walk out of the room.

"C'mon dear twin of mine," Fred said walking after her. I sighed and glanced towards the clock on my way out. It was only 6. I did a double take, I couldn't believe it.

"Guys! Did you know its only 6?" I practically yelled. I went back to the desk and wrote, and put it in my pocket. Then went in search of Gred and Mione.

"Quiet you twit! Do you want your mum to hear us coming?" asked Mione as I kept going on about how its only 6. I shut my mouth.'

('Whapaa' says Charlie making a whip motion with his hand. 'What?' Bill looks at him. 'It's a whip.' Charlie explains. 'That's not a whip, Whachhh, that's a whip.' Bill says. 'That's what I did, Whapaa,' Charlie does it again. 'You cant do anything!' Bill exclaims. 'AHEM! I'm not whipped.' George argues 'Just continue the story,' says Hermione.)

'OK so where was I? Oh yes we were sneaking down the stairs careful to avoid the creaky ones.'

(Bill, Charlie, and Fred all make whipped motions.)

'Mum was out back with dad, so we were able to get to the kitchen easily.

"Ok, so what do we want?" asked Fred. Hermione and I were checking all the cabinets for the jell-o.

"Jell-o," she replied simply.

"Why jell-o?" he asked.

"Cause its what my mum always makes me when I'm sick." she explained searching a lower cabinet.

"Ice cream!" Fred exclaimed pulling out a tub of ice cream. "I didn't think mum bought anymore!" By the time we reached him, he was already halfway done with it.

"Oww!" he yelled, putting his hands to his head. We all started laughing and I took out my log and wrote.

I took a peak out the window, and saw that mum and dad were still sitting talking and laughing over their butterbeers.

I sat with my brother and girlfriend and started eating-I guessed the jell-o was forgotten.

We finished up, and headed back up stairs when we heard Ronniekins and Harry come in the front door. We sat around doing pretty much nothing, Mione was reading, Fred was trying not to scratch, and I was…'

('Spit it out dear brother,' says Fred with a smirk that would make Malfoy proud.

'I was staring at Mione. Well not really staring, more like deeply observing.'

'Yeah the kind of observing that comes with drooling, and googily eyes.' adds Fred under his breath, Hermione blushes and smiles at George.)

'Well, next thing we knew, Ron burst in.

"Charlie just floo'd, he wants to talk to you!" he said in a sweet voice. I groaned and whipped the drool-I mean, got up and went to talk to Charlie.'

('Tell them what we talked about,' Charlie says when George pauses. George groans and Charlie smirks.)

"Hi my dear older brother," I said when I walked into the living room.

"Hello George, how are you? I hear you've been busy lately." Charlie's head said from the fireplace.

"What do you mean?" I asked innocently.

"I had a talk with Ron earlier…"

"Really?"

"Yeah, he seemed to think that there's something happening up in that room with Hermione, you and Fred."

"Really?" I gulped.

"Yes really, I believe he said something along the lines of food, and a threesome?" I tried to hold in the laughter, but it was hard. "There's nothing funny about this! I don't know if dad had that talk with you two, Bill had it with me, I had it with Percy, but I'm guessing that he wont talk to the two of you about this, so that leaves me and dad."

"Uh-hu" I nodded. I really wanted to leave.

"I know that Hermione has become very attractive, and you have been noticing it, in all honesty, I have too."
'

('I forgot I said that,' says Charlie, his ears turning red. 'How have you been noticing?' asks Mione. 'Through pictures that Mum sends me. Can we get back to the story?' Charlie pleads. Hermione, who's blushing also, nods to George, telling him to go on.)

' "You have?" I asked.

"Yes, but that's not the point, the point is that you three are up in that room all day, and well, even with the chicken pox, hormones still run high. Do you know a contraception charm? Or the potion you take before? Those can be useful."

"I know all that Charlie…" I really wanted to get out of there.

"I remember this one time, I must have been 16, I was with this wonderful girl, she was my number one fan when I was the Gryffindor seeker, she followed me into the locker room after practice one day, and well, let me tell you, I was glad that she knew that charm, I couldn't remember it! That goes to show how much you loose your train of thought during hot passionate sex. Oh and was it hot, we're talking sweaty, steamy, screaming hot sex, she couldn't keep quiet! I wasn't much better, I don't remember being as loud as I was that time." '

(Charlie blushes. 'You had to remember that part well didn't you?' George smirks.)

' "Charlie…." I said practically wanting to barf.

"Out of curiosity, how many times have you done it? Is she any good? What's it like with your twin there? Do you share or both at once? I remember this one time when Bill and I shared Fleur it was jus-"

"Charlie! I'm gonna go now, you know, Fred's warming Mione up for me, better hurry." I practically ran from the room.'

('Charles Weasley!' Bill shouts. Charlie just continues to blush, now resembling a ripened tomato. Fred and Hermione, though somewhat sickened, can't help but laugh.)

' "What did Charlie dear want?" asked Fred, when I got back upstairs.

"Oh. Err. Nothing, just wanted totalkaboutsexandwhatnot."

"What was that?" asked Mione

"Nothing. Now, I'm going to take a shower, I suddenly feel dirty." I shuddered and went to take a shower.

I got out about a half hour later, and was writing something in my log when…

"GEORGE WEASLEY!" I gulped when I heard mum yell for me.

"Good luck," said Fred

"May the Force be with you…" said Mione. Fred and I looked at her funny. She rolled her eyes "Never mind." I shrugged and walked out.'

(Hermione holds up her hands to stall any questions for the others.)

' "Yes mother?" I asked when I reached the bottom of the stairs.

"Come sit dear," she said sweetly. I gulped again, but went in the kitchen and sat down. "Now, tell me dear, what's this I hear about you and Hermione being engaged? And about the three of you doing… grown-up things? Honestly George, with your own twin! Why don-"

I interrupted her. Did I mention she was yelling?

"Mum! MUM! Listen to me, we're not doing anything like that up there I promise, and me and 'Mione are only boyfriend and girlfriend." I explained. She looked ecstatic after that.

"Oh George! I'm so happy you found someone! And Hermione, oh she's such a good girl, she can teach you a lot you know! And don't worry, I'm sure marriage is on the way!" With that she started crying and talking about wedding plans.

"I'm going to kill my dear little brother." I mumbled under my breath. "May I go now mum?" I asked, louder.

"Oh, yes yes dear, go get back to your girlfriend!" she replied through happy tears.

I ran back upstairs and wrote in my log.

"Why was Snape here?" asked Fred looking out the window, I walked over and sure enough, Snape was walking in the back yard, before he apparated away. 'Mione giggled, but didn't say anything about it.

"Hey Fred did you grab anything from the kitchen earlier?" I asked he nodded and took out a block of cheese, and a few butterbeers. I don't even want to know where he kept it all.

We decided to just drink the butterbeer. We were laughing and talking about stupid stuff, and betting on whose going to go gay first, Ron or Harry, I betted on Ron. Fred on Harry.

"I cant do that to my best friends! If I choose one, the other will be mad. So I bet they both do at the same time…together." Was Miones bet. We shook on it, the looser pays the winner 5 galleons.

Soon after, Fred got a gleam in his eye and excused himself. He went over to his bed, where the block of cheese was, and his wand, and picked up some of the cheese, melted it into a goop and walked over to Mione and globed it on her head.

After a moment, she stood and screamed. I took out my log.

"Better run mate." I said to Fred. He looked scared as Mione approached him laughing and wiping the cheese off.

"Good one, I didn't see it coming." she said. She went right up to him. "Very good, I should say it deserves something, a prize of sorts." She smiled sweetly and went to hug him, but kneed him in the privates instead. I winced and wrote. It took a few minutes for Fred's voice to go back to its normal pitch.

"You guys want to know a secret? Its about Percy." Fred and I looked up at her, Fred with more of a small glare. "Remember when I told you I caught him the other night?" We both nodded. "Well, I met up with him later that night on my way to the bathroom, and I managed to get out of him what he was lying about." She paused

"And…" I urged her on.

"Well, he really was meeting someone. Ok boys, don't hurt anything. Percy, he's been going out every night, to see Snape. They're kinda-sorta dating." she shielded her head from the out burst she knew was bound to happen.

"WHAT?!" My twin and I shouted.'

('WHAT?!' Bill and Charlie shout 'Shhhh!' hushes Hermione 'Do you want Percy to come in here?' They shake their heads.)

' "Ok, I have an idea, Perc will be back at midnight, I saw we play a little joke…"

It was only 10:45 when she finished her plan.

Fred and I were so proud of her!

"We're bad influences on you my little Luscious Lemon." I said. She only smiled. I decided to write to pass the time, but that didn't really help. I gave up.

"Mione, c'mere" I said with a sly smile on my face. She walked over and I pulled her onto my lap. She giggled and we kissed. I could hear Fred in the back making fun of us. I knew he was just jealous.'

('I'm not jealous of the two of you!' Fred argues, 'I have Angelina…' everyone else just looks at him unconvinced. 'Well, I'm not, and I do' He pouted.)

' "I'm hungry." said Mione after we came up for air

"Me too," said Fred.

"Yea, me too," I said and as if on cue, my stomach rumbled. We snuck down to the kitchen, which we didn't need to do; everyone was asleep already. We took out some leftovers from dinner, that mum saved for us, and Mione went in search for that jell-o. Only now for a much different reason.

It was 11:30 so we hurriedly finished up and went upstairs. I pulled out my log and finished it. I figured what we were about to do was a good ending.

"Ok, Fred since my magic isn't very good when I'm sick, I need you to go put all this jell-o into the bathtub, and conjure some more, it shouldn't be to hard. George you and I will wait for Percy, when he walks through the door, don't body bind him, we want him flexible, but make it so he cant talk, and do what we talked about." Mione explained, all business-like.

We all had our jobs to do, Mione was the supervisor.

Finally we heard Percy get home. We were waiting by the door, since no one can apperate inside. When he came in, I jinxed him, so his arms and legs were bound, and his mouth was gagged.

We levitated him up to the bathroom where Fred was waiting with the tub of Jell-o and plopped him in it, then I said a charm that made him, well, stick to the tub and the jell-o. And that's where you found him this morning. After we left we were just lying around laughing, and finally fell asleep, and that's where you found us this morning.'

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'And that's why Percy was in that tub full of Jell-o!' says George after he finishes his story. 'See, nothing really bad happens up here.'

'I cant get over it, Percy and Snape? Who would have thought.' Bill says in amazement.

'Well, since that's done, what do…' Hermione trails off as Harry and Ron burst through the door.

'I'm going to die!' shouts Ron

'Ron, what are you talking about?' asks Hermione.

'Look! You've killed me!' He says pulling up his shirt.

'Oh Ron honestly!' Hermione starts to laugh

'What's so funny?!'

'Ron, you just have the chicken pox!' She laughs. Ron groans and flops on a bed.

'You too, Harry?' she asks, he nods. 'Well, pull up a bed and stay a while!' He does just that, and flops mostly on top of Ron, neither of them bothering to move.

'You two ever had the chicken pox?' Fred asks his older brothers grinning. They exchange a look, and run out of the room, hands covering their mouths.

'I think this last week in this room just got more fun.' says George.

'I think you two are going to owe me 5 galleons each soon,' says Hermione pointing to where Harry still lay on top of Ron.

Mascara thanks for the Cheese idea! I didn't use it exactly like you said, but I think it works just the same! Keep up with the reviews and ideas.

simpleinsanity Sooo…you wanted a chicken poxy (that a word?) Harry and Ron haha! There ya go! And also there are your shocked Bill and Charlie!

Baaa- I'm a sheep.