A/N: I have an announcement.one's at the end of the story. Please read it.
Non-Corrected Version.
"Will—are you alright?" Legolas cried, a bead of sweat on his forehead.
"Fine—if you and Aragorn hadn't come to help me I would have been long dead." Will replied. "What are those things anyways?"
"Those are orcs. They must have mistaken you for me. They are the foulest of many creatures. May you never meet another one again."
"Will—are you alright?" Legolas cried, a bead of sweat on his forehead.
"Fine—if you and Aragorn hadn't come to help me I would have been long dead." Will replied. "What are those things anyways?"
"Those are orcs. They must have mistaken you for me. They are the foulest of many creatures. May you never meet another one again." Said Aragorn.
My apologies for the mistake. =] I realized that. =]
TheSanityStealingPenguinQueen: hahaha. I'm not THAT evil. =]
Blue Autumn Sky: Well…I agree with you. The Characters are OOC. Hehe. They mistook Will for Aragorn, not Legolas. I doubt orcs can see well anyways. They need to take a shower…
Kelsey: Heh. My mistake. They mistook him for Aragorn. =]
Candidus-Lupus-Full Moon: hahaha. We just got out. Whoopee! =]
Vicki Turner: Hehehe. Yup. As about gandalf, my lips are sealed.
Ellie: hehehhee. Girls do rule. I have keychain that says "So many boys, Such little minds." xD hehehe.
Elven-Elements: Note to self, never let Kess touch coffee. =]
Clothespeg-rules: hehehe. I will keep updating, never fear.
Kenobisagt: yes, I agree, poor will. But I'm afraid that just had to go in!
Musical Geek: YAAYY! I got a 92 on my Science Test! jumps around hehehe. Thank you for your good luck! It seems to have brought me good luck! =]
MellowYellow36: stares in disbelief
Yavie Aelinel: Hey! Who are you calling a fruit? Just kidding. =]
The First Writer: Pie on a string? oO??
A/N: I have an idea for my next story to come. Summary: Long ago, before the quest of the ring began, when Aragorn was but in his mid thirties, he came a across a stone, a green stone. But the stone was cursed…and soon after finding it Aragorn was poisoned before he knew what the stone was for…but now he must find the elixir that will save him…or he will perish.
Well? What do you think? Tell me if you think I should write it. Because I am going to start brainstorming and all. =]
Three hours after Will had been attacked, and saved, Aragorn strode into the room where he knew he could find Eowyn. To him, Faramir was right in a sense, very few women did go off to battle. But knowing eowyn after all these years, he knew she was different. This was going to be a hard task. He knew Eowyn was stubborn, but he would have to try his best. He couldn't have Faramir worried sick, not concentrating during a battle.
"Eowyn—may I have a word with you?" Aragorn asked quietly.
"Tell me that you are not here to dissuade me from going into battle. I don't care if Faramir or the Valor sent you. But know this, I will not change."
Aragorn sighed. "Eowyn—"
"Aragorn…you know what I fear."
"You fear a cage. But we are not putting you in a cage."
"But to restrict me would be the same. To be unable to help my people, to watch them suffering while I am to stay in the castle and watch. To watch would be unbearable. I do not fear blood nor death."
"But you know Faramir would never forgive me if I let you go. He would not be concentrating at all on the battle."
"Then convince him. Convince him that he needs not to worry." Eowyn said.
"Eowyn…"
"You men!" Eowyn struck out. "I may be a female, but do we need to be underestimated by men?" Boiling in anger, she went out of the room, slamming the door.
"Eowyn!" Aragorn ran after her. For the love of the Valor, why is this woman so…stubborn? He thought. In the eighty-something years of his life, never had he met a more stubborn person.
He found her in the garden, facing away from him.
"Eowyn…just listen to me. I—"
"And why should I listen to you, o king of mine. I know what you are going to say. Woman should not be in the battlefield." She mimicked.
"No, that is not what I want to say."
She turned around, raising her arm to slap his face. "You lie." She brought her hand down, only to have it being caught by Aragorn. She tried to pull back but Aragorn would not let go.
"Eowyn, listen for once. Listen to what I have to say." When she did not respond, Aragorn took a deep breath. "War is not pretty. I know that you have been in a battle, Merry told me so, but you must understand that you've never actually really fought in close combat. You know how much you would worry Faramir. He would rather die than to see you get hurt. He is a strong warrior, but he has experience, and lots of it. I fear that you may get hurt. Faramir would never forgive me if I were to let you go.
Before Eowyn could retort back, Faramir, Will and Jack popped out from behind some bushed and strode toward them.
"Why hello there mate!" Jack said cheerfully.
"Hello Jack. What brings you to the garden?"
"Oh well Mister I still don't know what his name is waiting for you in thingamabobber." Jack said.
"Thing a ma bobber?!" Aragorm asked.
"The Court Room." Will said.
"Oh, well but—" he turned around and saw Faramir rambling off to Eowyn who seemed to be nodding off as he spoke.
"Aye…that can wait later can it not? Besides, they say it's urgent."
Before Aragorn could respond, Will and Jack dragged Aragorn back to the castle, not letting go until they were in the courtroom.
"I don't see anyone."
"That's the point."
"What? I don't get it?"
"We saw you struggling with Eowyn out there." Musical laughter sounded throughout the chamber. "Stuborn are we? I haven't seen you use that face since—a very long time ago! You used that face on me when you begged me to—"
"That will be enough Legolas." Aragorn said, his face turning into a crimson red.
"Begged you to what?" Jack put in.
"Oh, well you see when Aragron was around ten years old—"
"Legolas…"
Legolas ignored Aragorn and continued with the story. "We were out swimming, but Aragorn wadded out a bit to far in the water and thought he was drowning."
"Legolas!" Aragorn tackled Legolas to the floor and the two started a short brawl on the floor, while Jack and Will were clutching their bellies. They were laughing so hard that their stomachs hurt.
Later that night, Aragorn remarked to Legolas. "I can't believe you told them that."
"Well Mellonin, I couldn't leave all the fun to myself could I?"
"I will never hear that end of it." Aragorn grumbled as Legolas laughed. However, they were soon interrupted by a message from Eomer, sent by messenger.
A servant ran it and handed him the hastily handwritten note.
Aragorn,
It has come to our attention that our enemies will start pouring in to attack The White City from coming from The Ashland (A/N: otherwise known as the former Mordor )to attack you. As you are reading this, we are riding toward Gondor. Our lands will not be safe if the White City falls. We should arrive early tomorrow afternoon, and I suggest that you best get ready, as I am positive that they will strike this week.
-Eomer
"Alas, there is no time for mirth in beginnings of battle." Legolas remarked as he looked over Aragorn shoulder to read the note. Aragorn nodded.
"Then we should begin to get ready. Is battle is indeed on the brink of our borders, Gondor will see that it will be protected."
"I should go tell Gimli as well. He is probably still eating in the dinning room. Whoever knew dwarfs could eat so much?"
"You underestimate them."
"Do I?"
"Well you did at one point."
"Too bad we don't have some of the Aztec gold eh Jack?" Will commented.
"The armies of Mordor would run screaming just at the sight of us." Jack said.
"This is not the time for folly! The life of Middle Earth stands on the edge of a knife. (now where have we heard that before?) Stray but a little, and it will fail." Legolas said.
"Ehh…couldn't ye speak in a language we can understand Elf boy?"
"Jack, in simple words for a pirate like you he's basically saying—" Will paused. "If we don't save Middle Earth, then all of us will be sent to Davy Jone's Locker."
"Now that seems to be a big problem!"
(Honestly, if it weren't so OOC, I would have made them all crash onto the floor anime style.)
Oh yes…a red dawn, brutal slaughtering…They must get ready…
I, Connie Lin otherwise known as , am in need of your help. There is a person out there, probably a male, who likes to flame other people in the rudest ways. Though he has not flamed me, he has flamed many of the good authors with good stories. Example of his flame, taken off Psycho Elf's view reviews area.
Review Written by The River City Kid
"This sucks! You write like a drunken hooker. What idiotic fangirl would write a POTC/LOTR crossover? Do they look like they belong together? Are you retarded or something? Teenage girls are so lame and pathetic." Got-lotr's comment: drunken hooker? WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM! WHAT KIND OF AN IDIOTIC MALE REVIEWER WOULD WOULD SAY THAT A POTC/LOTR WAS PATHETIC? IF THEY THOUGH SO, THEY WOULDN'T READ IT! (no offense to any guys who read this) Lame? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING LAME! fumes with anger (please excuse my language. There is a reason why you should stay away from me when I'm angry.)
And he also wrote this.
Look out! Look out!
Fangirls on parade
Here they come, Orlando run!
Hippety hoppety
They're here and there
Fangirls ev'rywhere
Look out! Look out!
They're walking around the bed
On their head
Clippety cloppety
Arrayed in braid
Fangirls on parade
What'll I do? What'll I do?
Chase 'em away!
Chase 'em away!
With the aid of Jack's shiny blade
Fangirls on parade!
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Now I know what happened to all those ugly and overweight girls that none of the boys talked to in school. They are all on ! I am sorry I wouldn't date any of you, but even I have my standards. Nothing worse than an ugly girl. Believe me, I have been there. You think 800 reviews mean anything? I don't count "fangirl" reviews. Your real total is 2, since I just reviewed your desecration of Tolkien's work twice. Got-lotr's comment: well it seems to me as though he was an ugly and overweight guy, since he's on Loser.
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Now why don't you go write a nice Scooby Doo/Smurfs crossover. I am sure you will get lots of reviews like this, "OMG! Lik dat is da best Rightin in the wolrdd! U R sucj a GooD rightr! Shaggy is SO hawt!1! XD." Got-lotr's comment: That is a complete insult. Who the hell does he think he is? We don't write reviews like that!
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BTW, your story still sucks and reeks of fangirl nonsense. I apologize to the estate of JRR Tolkien and to Walt Disney on your behalf. Oh, why do you keep mentioning Melon? Is that ugly fangirl nerd speak? Is it Klingon or some other language made up by lonely geeks? Got-Lotr: Obviously he is a complete idiot. Look, he even spelt MELON wrong! GAH. Melon is a fruit. Mellon is Friend in Elvish. More than 99% of us know what THAT means! Geez.
If you agree with me, that this bastard should be taken off of , go to my bio and at the top of it is the link to the petition. He is a disgrace to us writers, and should be removed permanently.
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