I do not own xmen....yeah...that's what everybody writes!XD
The Randomness
"Jean will you STOP reading my mind?!" Rouge yelled.
"I wasn't!" the red head replied.
"Then why were your fingers placed at the side of your head which was turned to my direction?" Rouge asked.
"I was...I was reading Kitty's mind!" she replied.
"Then what was she thinking about?" Rouge still wouldn't give up.
Kitty turned her head to Jean. An angry look was on her face. Clearly it was something personal.
"Uhh...Lance?" Jean thought of something quickly.
"Like that was so like private! I'm going back to my room!" Kitty stomped out of the kitchen.
"You just gotta butt into people's lives don't ya? "she said and went into her room as well.
Meanwhile in the Brotherhood....
"We're watching Teletubies!" Pietro yelled.
"No! We're watching the Wiggles!" Toad yelled back and snatched the remote from his hands and put it on the dump show with crazy grown up men dancing and jumping around like they got high before the show.
"No! I wanna see the god damn Teletubies!!!!" Pietro yelled and tackled Toad on the ground and ripped the remote off his hands. He pressed on the button. Now the TV was showing an even more retarded show. Four people in different colored costumes were running around.
"Again, again!" Pietro yelled with joy.
In the base of the Acolytes.....
"Remy!!!Remeyyy!!!" John yelled and ran out of his room.
"What's goin' on? Why you wake up Remy?" Remy said as he walked out of the room.
"There's something under my bed.....and it chewed up my Harry Potter books!" he said and showed Remy his precious collection and the slightly damaged edges.
"I can't see anything...." Gambit said as he kneeled down and scanned the are under his bed
"Dere's nothing dere mon ami....it's just your imagination...." He yawned and went back into his room.
Since the 'thing' under his bead chewed up one of the most valuable items. So he got all his stuff out of there; his collection of lighters, playboys, weed, photos of his shiela and a couple of condoms.
He looked under there once more to see if he missed anything out. Then he saw it.....it was horrible.Well for him it was.
My first fanfic! No flames please!
This chapter's not really funny.But there will be humor in there later.