The Harry Potter Fanclub

By Doltman945

Chapter One

Disclaimer: None of the characters, or basically any thing else, is mine. I wish they were, but they belong to J.K.Rowling. Hahaha, can't sue me now!!!

Harry Potter was a boy of many names. He was Harry, Potter, Harry Potter, Scarface, Darling, and the boy who lived to name a few. Right now, he would certainly have been called petrified.

The reason for this would be that he walked in on Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasly passionately snogging in the room that he and Ron shared in Grimauld Palace.

However shocked Harry might have been at this occurrence, Hermione was much more so. Ron, however, was completely oblivious to what was going on. Hermione shrieked "GET OUT" and shut the door in Harry's face.

Harry hurried as quickly as he could from the accursed room. As he was wandering the Deserted Halls of number four, Grimauld Palace, he heard giggling coming from the master bedroom.

Inside this room, Ginny Weasly and Colin Crevey were working on a secret plot that had been going on for years. They were whispering and giggling as the final phase of their scheme was coming to an end. Then they heard a knock at the door.

Harry heard it go silent inside the room. Preparing himself for the worst, he barged in just to see Ginny and Colin trying, unsuccessfully, to hide what they were working on behind their backs while at the same time trying, even less successfully, to hide the fact that they were hiding anything at all.

"Hi" said Harry; slightly curious as to what it is they were hiding.

"Uhh... Hi Harry" said Ginny

"Ermm..." muttered Colin, entirely unsure about what he should do.

"What are you doing?" Harry asked.

"Nothing" replied Colin and Ginny almost instantly.

"Really?" probed Harry, "well I'd better be going then". It was at that unfortunate moment that Colin dropped the container of stickers that he was hiding behind his back. "Here, let me help y-". Harry stuttered to a complete stop. He then got up still clutching a fistful of stickers and said, "HELL NO".