The Harry Potter Fan Club
By Doltman945
Chapter Two
Disclaimer: The characters in this story belong to J.K.Rowling and a small part of the dialogue belongs to Sinfest.
"Harry, please-"cried Ginny.
"Hell No" replied Harry.
"Wait, Harry", said Colin.
"Hell No" repeated Harry.
Ginny said, "Harry, it's just a-".
"It's a HARRY POTTER FAN CLUB! Hell No. Hell No No No No No No!"
"I'm the devil, listen to me bitch. Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch" Colin muttered to no one in particular.
"I Heard THAT!" yelled Harry.
"Harry, listen, Colin and I have taken a lot of polls. We have found that a lot of people are interested, and a few even requested one" said Ginny calmly.
"Hell No" yelled Harry for the seventh time.
"Bitch Bitch Bitch" muttered Colin again.
"Shut UP Colin" yelled Harry.
"What did I do?" asked Colin innocently.
Harry chose to ignore this question. Instead, he chose to probe Ginny. "Who exactly took these polls?"
"Well" said Ginny, "All the Weaslys, of course. Then there was Hermione, Zechariahs Smith..."
"Hold up" said Harry, "Your official poll consisted of the DA?"
"No, my parents had a say-," explained Ginny.
"Ok. So it was your family and the DA?" Harry asked.
"Well... yeah" said Ginny.
"Hell No"
"Please Harry, do it. For me?" said Ginny sweetly. Harry was stuck. True, he sort of liked Ginny and he was slightly miffed at Dean for taking her, but it was a HARRY POTTER FAN CLUB. He did not want to become Lockhart. Harry started to pace. Finally, he decided that his fondness of Ginny over road his hatred of the idea of a fan club. Barely.
"I'll do it," he said.
"Good" said Ginny.
"I'll take a picture," said Colin brightly.
"Put the camera down" said Harry, "We remember the last five, don't we?" Colin immediately, but somewhat reluctantly put down the camera.
"Uhh... Harry, there is one more matter" Ginny said tensely.
"Yes" said Harry, "What is it?"
"Ermm." began Ginny, "Well since you are Harry Potter, and it IS the Harry Potter Fan Club".
"Yes Ginny" said Harry
"Well, we want you to be the head chairperson"
"Hell No!"
"Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch" Colin muttered. It was at that moment that Colin's camera exploded in his hand.
By Doltman945
Chapter Two
Disclaimer: The characters in this story belong to J.K.Rowling and a small part of the dialogue belongs to Sinfest.
"Harry, please-"cried Ginny.
"Hell No" replied Harry.
"Wait, Harry", said Colin.
"Hell No" repeated Harry.
Ginny said, "Harry, it's just a-".
"It's a HARRY POTTER FAN CLUB! Hell No. Hell No No No No No No!"
"I'm the devil, listen to me bitch. Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch" Colin muttered to no one in particular.
"I Heard THAT!" yelled Harry.
"Harry, listen, Colin and I have taken a lot of polls. We have found that a lot of people are interested, and a few even requested one" said Ginny calmly.
"Hell No" yelled Harry for the seventh time.
"Bitch Bitch Bitch" muttered Colin again.
"Shut UP Colin" yelled Harry.
"What did I do?" asked Colin innocently.
Harry chose to ignore this question. Instead, he chose to probe Ginny. "Who exactly took these polls?"
"Well" said Ginny, "All the Weaslys, of course. Then there was Hermione, Zechariahs Smith..."
"Hold up" said Harry, "Your official poll consisted of the DA?"
"No, my parents had a say-," explained Ginny.
"Ok. So it was your family and the DA?" Harry asked.
"Well... yeah" said Ginny.
"Hell No"
"Please Harry, do it. For me?" said Ginny sweetly. Harry was stuck. True, he sort of liked Ginny and he was slightly miffed at Dean for taking her, but it was a HARRY POTTER FAN CLUB. He did not want to become Lockhart. Harry started to pace. Finally, he decided that his fondness of Ginny over road his hatred of the idea of a fan club. Barely.
"I'll do it," he said.
"Good" said Ginny.
"I'll take a picture," said Colin brightly.
"Put the camera down" said Harry, "We remember the last five, don't we?" Colin immediately, but somewhat reluctantly put down the camera.
"Uhh... Harry, there is one more matter" Ginny said tensely.
"Yes" said Harry, "What is it?"
"Ermm." began Ginny, "Well since you are Harry Potter, and it IS the Harry Potter Fan Club".
"Yes Ginny" said Harry
"Well, we want you to be the head chairperson"
"Hell No!"
"Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch" Colin muttered. It was at that moment that Colin's camera exploded in his hand.