Disclaimer: I don't own dbz or Monte Python
A/N- another quick update. I had fun writing this one. I threw in some humor. I won't spoil it but I think its obvious by the disclaimer.
Chapter 5
"Bye dad!" Krillin yelled to his dad as he drove away
When he entered his classroom, the other kids were playing on the rug as usual. He turned, expecting to see Mrs. Hayden at her desk but only saw a short ugly man with bad teeth, knotty hair, and layers of torn dirty clothing. On the board he had written what seemed to be his name: The man from scene 24.
"Budget must not cover substitutes." Krillin said to himself. Then he walked over to his group of friends.
"Did you see the sub guys?" Tien asked. "Yeah he looks like a guy I saw in a movie once." Yamcha said.
"Who's that playing with Vegeta and his friends? He looks just like you, Goku!" Krillin asked. "Oh that's my brother Turles. He was really sick so he couldn't come the last two days." Goku informed him.
"Oh" Krillin replied
Then the bell rang and they went to their tables. Some kids who hadn't seen the substitute teacher yet gasped and one girl almost puked.
They found that sitting through the man from scene 24's lesson wouldn't be as simple as just sitting there and doing nothing. He had a high rasping voice and spoke in riddles.
Then the man from scene 24 announced in a riddle that there would be a surprise quiz. He went around and asked everyone five- I mean three questions. If you got them all right you passed but he didn't say what would happen if you got one wrong.
When he got to the first set of kids, He said: "He who seeketh the bridge of death- I mean a passing grade must answer me these questions three, dare the other side he see.
The kids all looked at each other. Then the man from scene 24 came to the first kid and asked him five-I mean three questions.
"What is your name?"
"J-J-James" the kid said
"What is your Quest?"
"I don't think I have a quest." Replied the scared kid
"What is your favorite color?"
"Blue?"
"Pass!" the man from scene 24 said.
The next kid the man moved to was looking very confident.
"What is your name?"
"Tim"
"What is your Quest?"
"I have no quest"
"What is the capitol of Assyria?
"I don't know that!"
Then the kid was instantly shot out of his seat and through the ceiling.
The other children looked at the seat where Tim was sitting and then at the hole where he flew through the ceiling. The kids got considerably more scared after that. Then the man from scene 24 turned to the table where Krillin and his friends were sitting. Luckily they all passed their tests (even Goku). Then a man wearing gold clothes and chain mail came to the man.
"What is your name?"
It is Arthur, king of the Britains.
"What is your Quest?"
"To seek the Holy Grail."
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?"
"What do you mean; an African or European swallow?"
"I don't know that" Then the man from scene 24 was then launched through the roof and king Arthur galloped away followed bye his trusty servant Patsy.
"That was the strangest class ever" Krillin said to the other kids. "They agreed and went to play on the rug.
***
A/N- Was it good? I hope everyone liked this one. If it was bad don't hesitate to tell me I'll update soon.
~system crash
A/N- another quick update. I had fun writing this one. I threw in some humor. I won't spoil it but I think its obvious by the disclaimer.
Chapter 5
"Bye dad!" Krillin yelled to his dad as he drove away
When he entered his classroom, the other kids were playing on the rug as usual. He turned, expecting to see Mrs. Hayden at her desk but only saw a short ugly man with bad teeth, knotty hair, and layers of torn dirty clothing. On the board he had written what seemed to be his name: The man from scene 24.
"Budget must not cover substitutes." Krillin said to himself. Then he walked over to his group of friends.
"Did you see the sub guys?" Tien asked. "Yeah he looks like a guy I saw in a movie once." Yamcha said.
"Who's that playing with Vegeta and his friends? He looks just like you, Goku!" Krillin asked. "Oh that's my brother Turles. He was really sick so he couldn't come the last two days." Goku informed him.
"Oh" Krillin replied
Then the bell rang and they went to their tables. Some kids who hadn't seen the substitute teacher yet gasped and one girl almost puked.
They found that sitting through the man from scene 24's lesson wouldn't be as simple as just sitting there and doing nothing. He had a high rasping voice and spoke in riddles.
Then the man from scene 24 announced in a riddle that there would be a surprise quiz. He went around and asked everyone five- I mean three questions. If you got them all right you passed but he didn't say what would happen if you got one wrong.
When he got to the first set of kids, He said: "He who seeketh the bridge of death- I mean a passing grade must answer me these questions three, dare the other side he see.
The kids all looked at each other. Then the man from scene 24 came to the first kid and asked him five-I mean three questions.
"What is your name?"
"J-J-James" the kid said
"What is your Quest?"
"I don't think I have a quest." Replied the scared kid
"What is your favorite color?"
"Blue?"
"Pass!" the man from scene 24 said.
The next kid the man moved to was looking very confident.
"What is your name?"
"Tim"
"What is your Quest?"
"I have no quest"
"What is the capitol of Assyria?
"I don't know that!"
Then the kid was instantly shot out of his seat and through the ceiling.
The other children looked at the seat where Tim was sitting and then at the hole where he flew through the ceiling. The kids got considerably more scared after that. Then the man from scene 24 turned to the table where Krillin and his friends were sitting. Luckily they all passed their tests (even Goku). Then a man wearing gold clothes and chain mail came to the man.
"What is your name?"
It is Arthur, king of the Britains.
"What is your Quest?"
"To seek the Holy Grail."
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?"
"What do you mean; an African or European swallow?"
"I don't know that" Then the man from scene 24 was then launched through the roof and king Arthur galloped away followed bye his trusty servant Patsy.
"That was the strangest class ever" Krillin said to the other kids. "They agreed and went to play on the rug.
***
A/N- Was it good? I hope everyone liked this one. If it was bad don't hesitate to tell me I'll update soon.
~system crash