Chapter
Four
The Club Cometh
Harry quickly saw why criminals like
blackmail. Hermione, a newly elected chairperson (along wit Ron, of
course) had Rita Skeeter on to interview Harry less than a day after
the move.
Harry, unfortunately, was not exactly ready for
this.
"Harry, why was this club formed? Harry, do you feel that
this entourage was formed to spite Lord Voldemort's death eaters?
Harry...Harry...Harry". It just went n and on an... You get the
point. Finally, he just said, "ask Ginny".
Still, he had to
hand it to the journalist, she did her job well. Harry saw so many
owls the next day that he had to hire two house elves and the ghoul
to clean up the mess.
Everybody wanted to join the new fan club.
Ginny's idea to move to such an open house was great. Just
accommodating the new recruits was a hassle. The local pub in St.
Ottery heard the word 'obliviate' shouted so many times that the
bartender thought it was Christmas and he was finally going to get
that stuffed beaver he had always anted.
One would find the
schedule of activities posted and mailed a week later interesting to
say the least. Harry taught several dueling seminars, and those were
the most normal of the activities. The weirdest by far was Ginny's
lecture on why girls should not waste their time writing Harry love
letters (well...it was meant for girls, even though Ginny swore she
saw Seamus lurking in the back row). The list varied in levels of
disturbing.
Fred and George were awesome. In three days they had
come up with wonderful things to be sold at the gift shop (this was
actually just Percy's room, but who cares about Percy anyway?)
There were lips that gave you Harry's accent. There were Voldemort
voodoo dolls. There was the Harry Potter action figure. They also
sold Yo-Yo's, but this was mostly in mockery of Ron.
Speaking of
Ron, Ron's room became more popular than the astronomy tower at
Hogwarts. After the 'opening ceremony' (performed by Ron and
Hermione, you don't need details), it was open to anyone. Even
Colin got someone to snog him.
Harry was, of course, the chief
target. Every girl asked him, and every girl he rejected. It took
Ginny's brilliance and some barely legal tools (thanks to Fred and
George) to get him in there.
"WTF mates?" Harry asked.
"Shh..."
said Ginny. Harry quickly shushed up. Ginny proceeded to spill her
guts about her remaining feelings for Harry and Harry spilt his guts
about his feeling for her.
Okay... maybe not.
What she did do
was hand him something and then give him a peck. Okay... maybe more
than a peck. But not a snog. Definitely not a snog. Somewhere between
a peck and a snog. Yeah, that's it!
Once the peck/snog was done
with, Ginny left. Harry looked at what he had been handed. It was a
diary. Written inside was one word,' write'.
