Randomness of Mirrodin
Glyssa and Slobad are walking through the forest
"Hey Slobad, I'm hungry" says Glyssa
"Ok, Ok we'll stop and eat, as long as the food is not as disgusting as the bugs here" answers Slobad
Glyssa and Slobad eat. While eating a piercing scream is heard. Glyssa turns to see Slobad shot through the stomach with a spear.
"I'm OK Gargle. Go on without me" Slobad says spewing blood.
Glyssa runs away extremely upset that she has to leave her friend Slobad. Meanwhile Slobad is pounced on by a random goblin.
"Me Name is Squee," says the Goblin "You traveling with a hot elfish bitch and I need some stimulation".
Squee takes Slobad's clothes and items and chases after Glyssa. When he catches up Glyssa is extremely happy to see "Slobad".
"Oh Slobad, thank god you're all right" she screams nearly breaking into tears.
"I be alright but me be needing some sugar" says Squee
"Huh?" remarks Glyssa utterly confused.
"Never minda. When do we eat?" asks Squee.
"But we just ate Slobad. Not to mention we are extremely low on food." answers Glyssa
"That's OK, We just be searching through the big bushies for bugs together." says Squee, boldly implying the last word.
"I thought you hated bugs and what is with your strange sexual intonations toward me?"
"I be sorry, it's just that my owchie hurts lotses and I am feeling woozy."
"You better rest"
"I need someways to keep warm"
"But we have no blankets, you know that."
"That's Ok, I use your body"
"ARE YOU CRAZY"
"No No, Just sick"
"Just a question Slobad, what's my name?"
"I... Don't... Remember...Hehehe gulp"
"OH NO, you have partial amnesia"
"Yes that musta be the problem"
"Ok you rest"
At that moment a young, scantily clad, woman walks into the clearing. She has a long black pigtail and is wearing a cap that says Weatherlight cheerleader.
"Hi my name is Sisay. I searching for a dumb mischievous goblin named Squee, have you seen him?"
Squee pretends to fall asleep
"Nope" answers Glyssa "Just me and a smart, composed goblin here"
"Ok, just keep an eye out for him."
"Sure"
At this time, Slobad, dressed in Squee's clothes runs out of the forest and attacks Squee. A savage fight begins after which Sisay grabs Slobad and begins to pull him off Squee.
"I'm sorry for the trouble this goblin's cuased. He will be punished." says Sisay
Slobad breaks free and pulls his shirt off Squee's shirt. A tattoo on Squee's back says 'me lovin Hanna".
"YOU'RE not Slobad" yells Glyssa
"Hehe Whoopsy" says Squee, beginning to run.
Sisay chases after Squee and after a long chase shoots Squee with a zap cannon. She grabs the unconscious Squee and takes him home
"Man, I feel sorry for you Glyssa. That encounter was just strange." says a mysterious voice from behind Glyssa.
Glyssa turns around to see Menmarch.
"Yeah Menmarch, I agree. I feel so exposed and helpless" says Glyssa drawing her bow and arrow.
Glyssa takes aim and shoots Menmarch calmly in his big head. Menmarch falls over dead. The last words coming from his mouth were "I'm sorry Glyssa. Your boobs were just so huge. I always loved you."