A/N: Hey guys and dolls! How do ya like it so far? Have you ever noticed
when you write a fan fiction with characters like the four guys we love,
you've got to challenge yourself by putting your thoughts into the mindset
of the characters, twelve year old boys? No matter how gross! Like tits,
farts, and snot flinging. Yummy. Hehehe. So without further ado, I give you
Chapter 2!
Chapter 2:
Later that night, it became very humid and hot. The guys planned to go swimming in Castle Rock Lake. Teddy snuck out of is house, not letting Kerry know what he was up to. He met the guys in the woods and they all trudged to the lake.
"So what do you guys think of Kerry?" Teddy asked. No one wanted to speak up first.
"Teddy, does she remind you of someone?" Gordie asked.
"Like?" Chris sighed.
"There's no one you can think of that she acts like?" Gordie said again.
"I already answered you. No. What are you getting at?"
"Man, Teddy, she's like you with tits..." Chris blurted out, and Teddy laughed a little.
"You guys are drugged." He said in disbelief.
"Whatever man..." Chris stated, smirking a little.
"There's the lake!" Vern said excited. "Oh man, I am dying in this heat."
"Yeah, I know we can smell it." Teddy teased, making the other two laugh.
"Screw you..." Vern responded, un-amused.
The four of them, walked down to the lake on a muddy surface. They started removing their clothing to skinny-dip. In the water, they talked about the basic guy things.
"Did you see Mindy on the last week of school!" Teddy said.
"Yeah! She like, ballooned over night!" Chris added, making them all laugh.
"They're not real. They can't be. They developed too quickly..." Gordie laughed.
"But Jeanette..." Vern stated.
"Yeah..." They all said, smiling.
"So Gordie, what happened with you and that Ellie girl?" Teddy asked.
"Oh come on, I don't want to talk about that."
"Spill it Lachance!" Chris laughed.
"No way! I don't ask you homos about your sex life, or lack there of..."
"Uh huh... Sex life right?" Teddy retorted.
"Man, shut up!" Gordie splashed him. Teddy flicked his hand in front of Vern's face, and he flinched.
"Two for flinching." Teddy said, and punched Vern in the arm twice.
"I hate it when you do that..." Vern whined.
"Let me pretend I care..." Teddy took a long pause. "Okay, I'm done." Chris and Gordie laughed.
"Hi guys." A voice said from behind them, that startled them all.
"Ah! Kerry!" Vern said, and they all moved back from her. The water came up to just below her shoulders, nearly covering everything. She moved forward, and they continued to move back.
"Oh come on guys. Now I know for a fact that Teddy has seen a naked chick before, so I know you guys have too."
"Yeah in pictures..." Chris said.
"So? A naked girl is a naked girl."
"Yeah but this is different." Gordie said.
"How so?"
"You're real." Teddy added.
"Oh come on. Don't be such pussies." Kerry moved forward again, and once more, they moved back.
"Alright, alright... You guys obviously are going to be immature assholes about this."
"Immature assholes?!" Teddy said.
"Afraid to hear it, but yeah. I didn't know you were such a pussy Teddy..."
"A pussy?" Teddy moved forward. Kerry turned around, and started walking.
"Yeah. And it sucks, because I thought that you were going to be fun." Teddy moved in front of her and blocked her from leaving.
"I am fun!" He said defensively.
"Not lately..." She knew exactly what to say to piss him off. "Oh shit!" Kerry said, looking at her arm.
"What? What is it?" Vern asked, very afraid.
"It's, it's leeches..." She said with a horrified look on her face.
"Leeches!" Teddy yelled.
"Not again!" Gordie said, terrified. They ran out of the water forgetting about their naked bodies. They checked each other and luckily found no leeches on their bodies. Kerry stayed in the water laughing, and quickly they covered themselves with the towel they brought. "You guys are so gullible..." Kerry said laughing.
"Damn it Kerry!" Teddy laughed.
"Teddy! You told her about the leech thing?!?" Gordie exclaimed.
"I didn't think she'd use it against us..." He said as a poor defense.
"That was priceless!" Kerry laughed.
"Kerry! I'm going to get you!" Teddy yelled.
"How can you? You're too much of a pussy to come near me!" She laughed more. Teddy put on the lower half of his clothes and ran into the water.
"Ah!" Kerry screeched and laughed at the same time, trying to swim away. Teddy picked her up and dunked her into the water, while his friends watched completely confused.
"Does he not realize he just had a naked girl in his arms?" Gordie asked, looking at Chris.
"Yeah, he should pay attention. I mean, how many times is that going to happen in his life..." He laughed. Then, they both looked at Vern.
"Uh Vern, you can pick your jaw off the floor there, buddy..." Gordie said. Chris shook his head laughing, and the three got dressed. Teddy and Kerry started to walk back to shore. Teddy ran ahead and got his towel, then handed it to her.
"Come on, no one wants to see how flat you are." He teased. She smacked his shoulder, after wrapping herself in the towel.
"Uh huh, sure. When are you going to admit that I have breasts and they're wonderful!" She joked.
"When you grow breasts and when they become wonderful..." He laughed.
"You're terrible..." Kerry teased.
"And your point?" Teddy said putting on his shirt. Kerry shrugged him off and picked up her clothes.
"Okay, well since you are all uncomfortable with naked babes, I'm going to change over there, while you guys hang out here." The minute Kerry was gone, the guys started talking again.
"Share your thoughts Teddy, inquiring minds want to know..." Gordie spoke first.
"What do you mean?" "Come on Teddy, you were in more than three feet of a naked babe."
"I hadn't noticed..." Strangely, Teddy's words sounded honest and genuine, rather than sarcastic.
"Really, you didn't notice that you had a naked babe in your arms?" Chris asked.
"Guys, Kerry doesn't count."
"She does too you little shit." Chris laughed. "Come on, don't feed us this crap about how 'she's your friend'. She obviously likes you Teddy, just go for it!"
"Likes me?"
"No shit you dumbass. Listen, if you don't believe me I'll just ask her. I won't say that you want to know or anything. Okay?"
"No way, that sucks."
"Come on Teddy. If she doesn't then she doesn't. But if she does..." Gordie stopped talking when Kerry came back fully clothed. Gordie elbowed Teddy lightly, then walked ahead with him and Vern, while Chris dragged behind to talk to Kerry.
Chapter 2:
Later that night, it became very humid and hot. The guys planned to go swimming in Castle Rock Lake. Teddy snuck out of is house, not letting Kerry know what he was up to. He met the guys in the woods and they all trudged to the lake.
"So what do you guys think of Kerry?" Teddy asked. No one wanted to speak up first.
"Teddy, does she remind you of someone?" Gordie asked.
"Like?" Chris sighed.
"There's no one you can think of that she acts like?" Gordie said again.
"I already answered you. No. What are you getting at?"
"Man, Teddy, she's like you with tits..." Chris blurted out, and Teddy laughed a little.
"You guys are drugged." He said in disbelief.
"Whatever man..." Chris stated, smirking a little.
"There's the lake!" Vern said excited. "Oh man, I am dying in this heat."
"Yeah, I know we can smell it." Teddy teased, making the other two laugh.
"Screw you..." Vern responded, un-amused.
The four of them, walked down to the lake on a muddy surface. They started removing their clothing to skinny-dip. In the water, they talked about the basic guy things.
"Did you see Mindy on the last week of school!" Teddy said.
"Yeah! She like, ballooned over night!" Chris added, making them all laugh.
"They're not real. They can't be. They developed too quickly..." Gordie laughed.
"But Jeanette..." Vern stated.
"Yeah..." They all said, smiling.
"So Gordie, what happened with you and that Ellie girl?" Teddy asked.
"Oh come on, I don't want to talk about that."
"Spill it Lachance!" Chris laughed.
"No way! I don't ask you homos about your sex life, or lack there of..."
"Uh huh... Sex life right?" Teddy retorted.
"Man, shut up!" Gordie splashed him. Teddy flicked his hand in front of Vern's face, and he flinched.
"Two for flinching." Teddy said, and punched Vern in the arm twice.
"I hate it when you do that..." Vern whined.
"Let me pretend I care..." Teddy took a long pause. "Okay, I'm done." Chris and Gordie laughed.
"Hi guys." A voice said from behind them, that startled them all.
"Ah! Kerry!" Vern said, and they all moved back from her. The water came up to just below her shoulders, nearly covering everything. She moved forward, and they continued to move back.
"Oh come on guys. Now I know for a fact that Teddy has seen a naked chick before, so I know you guys have too."
"Yeah in pictures..." Chris said.
"So? A naked girl is a naked girl."
"Yeah but this is different." Gordie said.
"How so?"
"You're real." Teddy added.
"Oh come on. Don't be such pussies." Kerry moved forward again, and once more, they moved back.
"Alright, alright... You guys obviously are going to be immature assholes about this."
"Immature assholes?!" Teddy said.
"Afraid to hear it, but yeah. I didn't know you were such a pussy Teddy..."
"A pussy?" Teddy moved forward. Kerry turned around, and started walking.
"Yeah. And it sucks, because I thought that you were going to be fun." Teddy moved in front of her and blocked her from leaving.
"I am fun!" He said defensively.
"Not lately..." She knew exactly what to say to piss him off. "Oh shit!" Kerry said, looking at her arm.
"What? What is it?" Vern asked, very afraid.
"It's, it's leeches..." She said with a horrified look on her face.
"Leeches!" Teddy yelled.
"Not again!" Gordie said, terrified. They ran out of the water forgetting about their naked bodies. They checked each other and luckily found no leeches on their bodies. Kerry stayed in the water laughing, and quickly they covered themselves with the towel they brought. "You guys are so gullible..." Kerry said laughing.
"Damn it Kerry!" Teddy laughed.
"Teddy! You told her about the leech thing?!?" Gordie exclaimed.
"I didn't think she'd use it against us..." He said as a poor defense.
"That was priceless!" Kerry laughed.
"Kerry! I'm going to get you!" Teddy yelled.
"How can you? You're too much of a pussy to come near me!" She laughed more. Teddy put on the lower half of his clothes and ran into the water.
"Ah!" Kerry screeched and laughed at the same time, trying to swim away. Teddy picked her up and dunked her into the water, while his friends watched completely confused.
"Does he not realize he just had a naked girl in his arms?" Gordie asked, looking at Chris.
"Yeah, he should pay attention. I mean, how many times is that going to happen in his life..." He laughed. Then, they both looked at Vern.
"Uh Vern, you can pick your jaw off the floor there, buddy..." Gordie said. Chris shook his head laughing, and the three got dressed. Teddy and Kerry started to walk back to shore. Teddy ran ahead and got his towel, then handed it to her.
"Come on, no one wants to see how flat you are." He teased. She smacked his shoulder, after wrapping herself in the towel.
"Uh huh, sure. When are you going to admit that I have breasts and they're wonderful!" She joked.
"When you grow breasts and when they become wonderful..." He laughed.
"You're terrible..." Kerry teased.
"And your point?" Teddy said putting on his shirt. Kerry shrugged him off and picked up her clothes.
"Okay, well since you are all uncomfortable with naked babes, I'm going to change over there, while you guys hang out here." The minute Kerry was gone, the guys started talking again.
"Share your thoughts Teddy, inquiring minds want to know..." Gordie spoke first.
"What do you mean?" "Come on Teddy, you were in more than three feet of a naked babe."
"I hadn't noticed..." Strangely, Teddy's words sounded honest and genuine, rather than sarcastic.
"Really, you didn't notice that you had a naked babe in your arms?" Chris asked.
"Guys, Kerry doesn't count."
"She does too you little shit." Chris laughed. "Come on, don't feed us this crap about how 'she's your friend'. She obviously likes you Teddy, just go for it!"
"Likes me?"
"No shit you dumbass. Listen, if you don't believe me I'll just ask her. I won't say that you want to know or anything. Okay?"
"No way, that sucks."
"Come on Teddy. If she doesn't then she doesn't. But if she does..." Gordie stopped talking when Kerry came back fully clothed. Gordie elbowed Teddy lightly, then walked ahead with him and Vern, while Chris dragged behind to talk to Kerry.