A/N: Hey everyone, sorry that last chapter took so long to put up, I'll try
to update sooner. Here's another one for ya!! Oh and just to warn you guys,
this chapter is going to have some pretty sick humor. But what can we do?
Boys will be boys. So sorry in advance if it grosses some of you out. Hope
you like it! Stay sweet ~SophIe
Chapter 11:
Chris got home late and Eyeball's guests still hadn't left yet.
"Hey, there's the little cock knocker we all know and love," Eyeball said, as everyone laughed.
"Well, I'd better get home before I catch Brittany getting too cozy with some French guy." Julie said leaping to her feet.
"I highly doubt that," Chris said to himself.
"Yeah Eyeball I got to drive Billy home," Charlie said, looking at a drunken Billy Tessio. Not a pretty sight.
"Are you two leaving me as well?" Eyeball asked Bo and Vince.
"Yea, but we'll be back here tomorrow," Bo said, pulling her hair into a pony tail, her scar showing greatly.
"Aw man, I can't come tomorrow, I'm working with my pop! Damn it!" Vince said with a sigh.
"That's okay, we'll remember you fondly." Bo said with a smile.
"Yea, yea..." Vince said playfully, gave her a kiss, and then walked to the door.
"Hey, can you get these bums off my couch?" Eyeball said, gripping a beer can.
"Hey you two, come up for air will ya?" Vince said to Ace and Lou who have been making out like crazy for the past twenty-minutes.
"You see, that's the problem with Ace, he doesn't care where he gets action." Bo said laughing, and Ace gave her the finger, not stopping with Lou.
"Aw, just leave 'em," Vince said, shrugging it off.
"Fine, but if Ace whips it out on my couch, I'm blaming you and your nuts will pay..." Eyeball said to Vince, walking into the kitchen. Bo and Vince laughed.
"See you later Eyeball," Bo said, and the couple walked out to the car.
Chris followed Eyeball into the kitchen and started helping Eyeball throw away some of the empty beer bottles and cigarette butts.
"Hey Eyeball, can I ask you something?"
"Shoot it, little man."
"When you fuck things up with a girl, what do you normally do?"
"Oh, did you something to that chick who came into your window?"
"Kind of, more or less."
"What'd ya mean?"
"Well, I kind of messed things up with three broads..."
"Oh Chris. You're becoming more like me everyday, I'm so proud." Eyeball said, pretending to wipe away a tear.
"Eat shit," Chris said pushing Eyeball away.
"Okay, okay, what'd ya do?" Eyeball said rustling Chris' hair.
"Well, with Rachel,"
"Rachel? Rachel Duchamp? The dweeb's sister?"
"Yes, can we focus here!"
"Sure, sure."
"Well, with Rachel, I kissed her."
"Alright Chris!"
"But then I said it was a mistake and I wished it never happened."
"Oh, bad move."
"Ya think?"
"Hey, do you want help or not, moron?"
"Fine. Then with Kerry,"
"Ducahmp's girlfriend?"
"Yeah."
"Man, you're just taking women from him left and right aren't you?"
"Shut up. With Kerry, I kind of called her a slut."
"Ouch,"
"And with Brittany,"
"Who's that, Teddy's cousin or something?"
"Very funny. No, she's Julie's sister. I kissed Rachel in front of her, and we kind of had a thing going."
"Wow, what an asshole."
"Thank you, that helps."
"Well, just say to them, that you're very sorry and you'll do anything for them, and that you love them. They'll have to forgive you if you say you love them. It's like, a women's instinct."
"But if I told them each that, I'd be more screwed."
"Yea, but if you say anything else, they won't forgive you. And if you say you love them, you'll probably get some action out of it."
"Is that all you think about?"
"Uh hello, I'm a guy."
"Well I am too, but I don't always think with my dick."
"Just wait until you're older." Eyeball smiled.
Chris poured himself a glass of water and Eyeball and he went to sit in the living room.
"Whoa, okay, I completely forgot they were going at it." Eyeball said plainly and Chris couldn't help but laugh a little.
Ace and Lou didn't acknowledge Eyeball at all.
"Okay, I'm going to sleep now," Eyeball said to Chris, then he leaned over near Ace and Lou.
"And you two. In the morning, if I find Ace's brew on my couch, I will personally beat the shit out of you. Have a good night." Eyeball said with a smile, then went into his room.
Chris went to his room in silence, and lay down on his bed. He thought over Eyeball's advice in his mind. In the end, he decided to tell the girls' the truth and beg for their forgiveness. All in all, he got about two hours asleep before he was awaken with a knock on the front door. Chris scurried out of bed and into the living room. He looked over to Ace and Lou on the couch that were, yes, still making out.
"Damn..." Chris said in amazement.
At his door were Gordie and Jessica, there to walk him over to pick up Vern.
A/N: Hey everyone, that was like the most pointless chapter ever, but oh well. Once again, sorry if some lines grossed people out, because I know how some people can really hate stuff like that. And Lou, sorry hun, you didn't have lines, but at least you got to make out with Ace all night long! (
Chapter 11:
Chris got home late and Eyeball's guests still hadn't left yet.
"Hey, there's the little cock knocker we all know and love," Eyeball said, as everyone laughed.
"Well, I'd better get home before I catch Brittany getting too cozy with some French guy." Julie said leaping to her feet.
"I highly doubt that," Chris said to himself.
"Yeah Eyeball I got to drive Billy home," Charlie said, looking at a drunken Billy Tessio. Not a pretty sight.
"Are you two leaving me as well?" Eyeball asked Bo and Vince.
"Yea, but we'll be back here tomorrow," Bo said, pulling her hair into a pony tail, her scar showing greatly.
"Aw man, I can't come tomorrow, I'm working with my pop! Damn it!" Vince said with a sigh.
"That's okay, we'll remember you fondly." Bo said with a smile.
"Yea, yea..." Vince said playfully, gave her a kiss, and then walked to the door.
"Hey, can you get these bums off my couch?" Eyeball said, gripping a beer can.
"Hey you two, come up for air will ya?" Vince said to Ace and Lou who have been making out like crazy for the past twenty-minutes.
"You see, that's the problem with Ace, he doesn't care where he gets action." Bo said laughing, and Ace gave her the finger, not stopping with Lou.
"Aw, just leave 'em," Vince said, shrugging it off.
"Fine, but if Ace whips it out on my couch, I'm blaming you and your nuts will pay..." Eyeball said to Vince, walking into the kitchen. Bo and Vince laughed.
"See you later Eyeball," Bo said, and the couple walked out to the car.
Chris followed Eyeball into the kitchen and started helping Eyeball throw away some of the empty beer bottles and cigarette butts.
"Hey Eyeball, can I ask you something?"
"Shoot it, little man."
"When you fuck things up with a girl, what do you normally do?"
"Oh, did you something to that chick who came into your window?"
"Kind of, more or less."
"What'd ya mean?"
"Well, I kind of messed things up with three broads..."
"Oh Chris. You're becoming more like me everyday, I'm so proud." Eyeball said, pretending to wipe away a tear.
"Eat shit," Chris said pushing Eyeball away.
"Okay, okay, what'd ya do?" Eyeball said rustling Chris' hair.
"Well, with Rachel,"
"Rachel? Rachel Duchamp? The dweeb's sister?"
"Yes, can we focus here!"
"Sure, sure."
"Well, with Rachel, I kissed her."
"Alright Chris!"
"But then I said it was a mistake and I wished it never happened."
"Oh, bad move."
"Ya think?"
"Hey, do you want help or not, moron?"
"Fine. Then with Kerry,"
"Ducahmp's girlfriend?"
"Yeah."
"Man, you're just taking women from him left and right aren't you?"
"Shut up. With Kerry, I kind of called her a slut."
"Ouch,"
"And with Brittany,"
"Who's that, Teddy's cousin or something?"
"Very funny. No, she's Julie's sister. I kissed Rachel in front of her, and we kind of had a thing going."
"Wow, what an asshole."
"Thank you, that helps."
"Well, just say to them, that you're very sorry and you'll do anything for them, and that you love them. They'll have to forgive you if you say you love them. It's like, a women's instinct."
"But if I told them each that, I'd be more screwed."
"Yea, but if you say anything else, they won't forgive you. And if you say you love them, you'll probably get some action out of it."
"Is that all you think about?"
"Uh hello, I'm a guy."
"Well I am too, but I don't always think with my dick."
"Just wait until you're older." Eyeball smiled.
Chris poured himself a glass of water and Eyeball and he went to sit in the living room.
"Whoa, okay, I completely forgot they were going at it." Eyeball said plainly and Chris couldn't help but laugh a little.
Ace and Lou didn't acknowledge Eyeball at all.
"Okay, I'm going to sleep now," Eyeball said to Chris, then he leaned over near Ace and Lou.
"And you two. In the morning, if I find Ace's brew on my couch, I will personally beat the shit out of you. Have a good night." Eyeball said with a smile, then went into his room.
Chris went to his room in silence, and lay down on his bed. He thought over Eyeball's advice in his mind. In the end, he decided to tell the girls' the truth and beg for their forgiveness. All in all, he got about two hours asleep before he was awaken with a knock on the front door. Chris scurried out of bed and into the living room. He looked over to Ace and Lou on the couch that were, yes, still making out.
"Damn..." Chris said in amazement.
At his door were Gordie and Jessica, there to walk him over to pick up Vern.
A/N: Hey everyone, that was like the most pointless chapter ever, but oh well. Once again, sorry if some lines grossed people out, because I know how some people can really hate stuff like that. And Lou, sorry hun, you didn't have lines, but at least you got to make out with Ace all night long! (