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a lot of the stuff.
Authors note- Thankyou to my reviewers. I worship you and if you want I will build a temple in your name...some day... and all of you deserve a cookie. Notice how the used the word deserve, because I won't give you a cookie, but you deserve one. To anyone who is reading this who is my friend, you are probably thinking, she is obsessed with that. To anyone reading this who I don't know, you are probably thinking, she is crazy, and if you are thinking that then you are right. But to those people out there who want to read the next chapter, here is it. Please note that it is not as good as the first one, but that's because I'm saving all my good ideas till later. Mwa ha ha...!
Chapter 2 – Night Bus and stuff
Harry turned and saw a big black dog staring at him. It's eyes were flashing and it looked suspiciously like a robot, but of course, Harry, being Harry, did not notice this obvious signs of fakeness and proceeded to yell "Ahhhh, it's a grim" don't ask me how it knew it was the grim, it was something to do with his supernatural powers. But instead of running away, Harry, being Harry, picked up his wand and held it over the road in such a position that it summoned the Night Bus, which was supposed to run him over but Harry, being Harry, forgot to be nearly run over and instead stepped out of the way. Really Harry, you are spoiling the story... not being nearly run over... and other stuff. But you must remember that all of this of course happened by coincidence. Harry accidentally saw the dog and accidentally put his wand over the road and therefore summoning the Night Bus, accidentally. What...it could happen...
Well as soon as Harry saw the Night Bus he jumped on as happy as an oyster from the sea. Because you see flying Buses everyday don't you? No questions were asked and the Night Bus continued on its way. Somewhere in the journey the Bus did this weird squishy thing and everybody got squashed and then returned to normal. And I forgot to mention the weird talking head that laughed at unexpected places and said random things like "The owl stepped on the frog." But it had nothing to do with the story and was added for no reason and had no point.
When Harry got to the Leaky cauldron (I think that's the place they were going) he saw Ron and Hermione immediately. And then he was transported to the Hogwarts Train because...because...because they suddenly appeared there.
"Hi Harry." Said Ron.
"I didn't get your mail." Said Harry. "Oh wait...that was last year... I should have read the script this morning..."
Harry, Ron and Hermione found a seat next to a werewolf, I mean a professor. Just forget that, you're not supposed to know he was a werewolf yet. They were talking quietly and then all the lights went off... It was scary... It was worse than scary... It was REALLY scary.
Then suddenly this hand thing appeared and went straight for Harry for no particular reason but he's the main character in the story. Then the screen went black. And Harry woke on the floor of the compartment.
"Harry." Said Hermione. "You fainted."
"Yeah." Ron said. "You really fainted, like you went stiff and fell on the floor and then you just lay there." Ron looked impressed. "I wish I could faint." Then he spent the rest of the trip on the Hogwarts Express practicing fainting.
Harry sat up "What happened." He asked, like everyone does when something happens.
"This creepy thing came in." Said Hermione.
"Eat chocolate." Said Professor Lupin. "It helps." The he stuffed a bock of chocolate down Harry's mouth and left.
"Did anyone else faint." Asked Harry.
"Just you." Said Ron. "I wish I did though." Said Ron, still impressed.
Harry stared. Oh no. He thought. Only I fainted, I am weak. Which is reasonable for someone to think, isn't it?
The train stopped and they were at Hogwarts. Duh, where else would they be? They filed into the Great Hall to watch the sorting. But at some point during the sorting Professor McGonagall came and took Harry and Hermione away and talked to them about stuff and then took them back to the ceremony. How interesting. Neville, was nowhere to be seen. But there is an explanation...
-----------O.K. I'm sorry have to leave you there. I know, this chapter sucked, but that's because I didn't really have any ideas for it. The next chapter will be better...I hope... Now, please review.
Authors note- Thankyou to my reviewers. I worship you and if you want I will build a temple in your name...some day... and all of you deserve a cookie. Notice how the used the word deserve, because I won't give you a cookie, but you deserve one. To anyone who is reading this who is my friend, you are probably thinking, she is obsessed with that. To anyone reading this who I don't know, you are probably thinking, she is crazy, and if you are thinking that then you are right. But to those people out there who want to read the next chapter, here is it. Please note that it is not as good as the first one, but that's because I'm saving all my good ideas till later. Mwa ha ha...!
Chapter 2 – Night Bus and stuff
Harry turned and saw a big black dog staring at him. It's eyes were flashing and it looked suspiciously like a robot, but of course, Harry, being Harry, did not notice this obvious signs of fakeness and proceeded to yell "Ahhhh, it's a grim" don't ask me how it knew it was the grim, it was something to do with his supernatural powers. But instead of running away, Harry, being Harry, picked up his wand and held it over the road in such a position that it summoned the Night Bus, which was supposed to run him over but Harry, being Harry, forgot to be nearly run over and instead stepped out of the way. Really Harry, you are spoiling the story... not being nearly run over... and other stuff. But you must remember that all of this of course happened by coincidence. Harry accidentally saw the dog and accidentally put his wand over the road and therefore summoning the Night Bus, accidentally. What...it could happen...
Well as soon as Harry saw the Night Bus he jumped on as happy as an oyster from the sea. Because you see flying Buses everyday don't you? No questions were asked and the Night Bus continued on its way. Somewhere in the journey the Bus did this weird squishy thing and everybody got squashed and then returned to normal. And I forgot to mention the weird talking head that laughed at unexpected places and said random things like "The owl stepped on the frog." But it had nothing to do with the story and was added for no reason and had no point.
When Harry got to the Leaky cauldron (I think that's the place they were going) he saw Ron and Hermione immediately. And then he was transported to the Hogwarts Train because...because...because they suddenly appeared there.
"Hi Harry." Said Ron.
"I didn't get your mail." Said Harry. "Oh wait...that was last year... I should have read the script this morning..."
Harry, Ron and Hermione found a seat next to a werewolf, I mean a professor. Just forget that, you're not supposed to know he was a werewolf yet. They were talking quietly and then all the lights went off... It was scary... It was worse than scary... It was REALLY scary.
Then suddenly this hand thing appeared and went straight for Harry for no particular reason but he's the main character in the story. Then the screen went black. And Harry woke on the floor of the compartment.
"Harry." Said Hermione. "You fainted."
"Yeah." Ron said. "You really fainted, like you went stiff and fell on the floor and then you just lay there." Ron looked impressed. "I wish I could faint." Then he spent the rest of the trip on the Hogwarts Express practicing fainting.
Harry sat up "What happened." He asked, like everyone does when something happens.
"This creepy thing came in." Said Hermione.
"Eat chocolate." Said Professor Lupin. "It helps." The he stuffed a bock of chocolate down Harry's mouth and left.
"Did anyone else faint." Asked Harry.
"Just you." Said Ron. "I wish I did though." Said Ron, still impressed.
Harry stared. Oh no. He thought. Only I fainted, I am weak. Which is reasonable for someone to think, isn't it?
The train stopped and they were at Hogwarts. Duh, where else would they be? They filed into the Great Hall to watch the sorting. But at some point during the sorting Professor McGonagall came and took Harry and Hermione away and talked to them about stuff and then took them back to the ceremony. How interesting. Neville, was nowhere to be seen. But there is an explanation...
-----------O.K. I'm sorry have to leave you there. I know, this chapter sucked, but that's because I didn't really have any ideas for it. The next chapter will be better...I hope... Now, please review.