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Hello. I am back in all my craziness. Read this chapter and be happy. It's not that good. Be happy anyway. Thankyou so much if you reviewed. You made me proud. Now read and review!
Chapter 3- Stuff happen, lollies are Ate.
"Do a lion!" said Ron excitedly to Seamus. They were sitting in their dormitories eating strange lollies that make you make weird noises. There was no point in eating strange lollies that make you make weird noises apart from the fact that they wanted to confuse you.
"Roar." Said Seamus after putting a lolly in his mouth. His voice sounded just like a lion. They are burst into laughter because it's so funny to hear someone roar, isn't it?
Just then Neville walked into the dormitory. His noise was still broken from the 5th book.
"Your nose is broken." Pointed out Ron unhelpfully.
"Beally?" Said Neville with the broken nose. He tries to act surprised, it didn't work.
"You're not acting surprised enough." Whispered Harry to Neville. Neville immediately tried acting more surprised, it didn't work.
"Did you faint when you broke your nose?" Asked Ron suddenly.
"I bon't know, maybe." Neville said, with his broken nose.
"Wow," Said Ron. "Can you give me a few pointers?"
"Ron." Seamus said. "That wasn't in the script."
There was a few minutes silence in which no one knew what to say. "I can't work under these conditions." Harry suddenly shouted into the sky. He was, of course, trying to speak to the author. But the author said nothing and Neville remembered his next line and the story went on.
"Harry, be a train." Was Neville's next line.
Harry ate a lolly and then made a noise like a train makes, steam came out of his ears. Don't ask me why, I don't know.
Then night turned to day and they were suddenly at classes. Hermione suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Don't ask me how, it was something to do with the time turner.
"Where did you come from?" Asked Ron.
"Nowhere." Said Hermione.
"I knew it, you said you came from nowhere, that means you came from...nowhere...wait, that's not right."
"It's somewhere, Ron."
"What's somewhere?"
"Never mind." Hermione shook her head.
They were in charms and they were learning stuff. They learned lots of stuff and then they went to lunch. Lunch was good. They ate. Then they went to another class, they learned some more. They went to History of Magic, they slept, they didn't learn. Hermione learnt. She was good.
They day ended. This chapter was short. They were happy. The author was having fun typing in short sentences. It was fun. They slept, in their beds. They dreamt about stuff. They were warm. The author was going crazy, she decided to end this now. She made a good decision...
------------O.K. sorry about the end. I went crazy, but these things happen. This chapter was a little strange and short, sorry. Not that much happened. Plz review!
Hello. I am back in all my craziness. Read this chapter and be happy. It's not that good. Be happy anyway. Thankyou so much if you reviewed. You made me proud. Now read and review!
Chapter 3- Stuff happen, lollies are Ate.
"Do a lion!" said Ron excitedly to Seamus. They were sitting in their dormitories eating strange lollies that make you make weird noises. There was no point in eating strange lollies that make you make weird noises apart from the fact that they wanted to confuse you.
"Roar." Said Seamus after putting a lolly in his mouth. His voice sounded just like a lion. They are burst into laughter because it's so funny to hear someone roar, isn't it?
Just then Neville walked into the dormitory. His noise was still broken from the 5th book.
"Your nose is broken." Pointed out Ron unhelpfully.
"Beally?" Said Neville with the broken nose. He tries to act surprised, it didn't work.
"You're not acting surprised enough." Whispered Harry to Neville. Neville immediately tried acting more surprised, it didn't work.
"Did you faint when you broke your nose?" Asked Ron suddenly.
"I bon't know, maybe." Neville said, with his broken nose.
"Wow," Said Ron. "Can you give me a few pointers?"
"Ron." Seamus said. "That wasn't in the script."
There was a few minutes silence in which no one knew what to say. "I can't work under these conditions." Harry suddenly shouted into the sky. He was, of course, trying to speak to the author. But the author said nothing and Neville remembered his next line and the story went on.
"Harry, be a train." Was Neville's next line.
Harry ate a lolly and then made a noise like a train makes, steam came out of his ears. Don't ask me why, I don't know.
Then night turned to day and they were suddenly at classes. Hermione suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Don't ask me how, it was something to do with the time turner.
"Where did you come from?" Asked Ron.
"Nowhere." Said Hermione.
"I knew it, you said you came from nowhere, that means you came from...nowhere...wait, that's not right."
"It's somewhere, Ron."
"What's somewhere?"
"Never mind." Hermione shook her head.
They were in charms and they were learning stuff. They learned lots of stuff and then they went to lunch. Lunch was good. They ate. Then they went to another class, they learned some more. They went to History of Magic, they slept, they didn't learn. Hermione learnt. She was good.
They day ended. This chapter was short. They were happy. The author was having fun typing in short sentences. It was fun. They slept, in their beds. They dreamt about stuff. They were warm. The author was going crazy, she decided to end this now. She made a good decision...
------------O.K. sorry about the end. I went crazy, but these things happen. This chapter was a little strange and short, sorry. Not that much happened. Plz review!