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Whee, I am a crazy monkey, I will write for you now. I am crazy, this doesn't make sense. I suck at writing, don't expect anything good. Oh yes, and thank you too all those wonderful ppl out there who review.
Chapter 4- A hippogriff
In the day that it is (what day is it, I couldn't be bothered looking in the calendar)...oh well, this day, Harry, Ron and Hermione were walking down to their very first magical creatures class thing with Hagrid. When they got there Hagrid showed them some hippogriffs.
"These are hippogriffs." He said. "I'm showing them to you because they are dangerous and they are supposed to tell you that I am crazy about dangerous creatures so you will know." Hagrid smiled at them and then showed them the lone hippogriff.
There were supposed to be three, but the producers couldn't find the other two. The hippogriff was white. It was supposed to be grey but the producers didn't read the third book properly.
"Now," Hagrid continued. "Who wants to be first to get killed by this dangerous beasts?" Everyone stepped backwards except Harry because he's the main character. Harry looked around nervously before edging over the Hagrid.
"Now, "Said Hagrid, "Bow to it, if it bows back then you can pat it."
Harry bowed low to the hippogriff. The hippogriff just looked at him. Harry bowed lower, the hippogriff stared at him. Harry fell over he was trying to bow so low. The hippogriff stared at him and then suddenly bowed for no reason at all.
"That's funny," muttered Hagrid. "It never bowed to me."
"That's 'cause you aren't the main character." Whispered Hermione wisely.
"I see." Said Hagrid and nodded.
Harry was patting the hippogriff and all the Gryffindors were applauding because they felt like it. The Slytherins were glaring at Harry, because they felt like it.
Hagrid smiled. "You can ride him now Harry."
So Harry clambered onto the back of the hippogriff. The hippogriff took flight because...because...because it did. The hippogriff flew over the grounds.
"Wow," Harry whispered to himself. "The grounds sure have changed since last year, must be the new producers." The hippogriff flew gracefully over the lake and then back to where the class was standing. Harry slid off the hippogriff and then bowed to his audience, because he is a big show off.
Hagrid was looking at Harry in awe. "You didn't get killed, I was sure you would have been..." He hugged Harry and Harry looked at him strangely.
"Hagrid." he whispered. "That wasn't in the script..."
"Oh... sorry..."
The class was gathering around the hippogriff. Malfoy suddenly jumped in front of the crowd and started insulting the hippogriff at the top of his lings because this was his spotlight for the whole movie.
"Ouch." he said as the hippogriff pecked him. Then he made a big scene. Because that was what he was supposed to do. "I'm going to complain to my parents." he yelled at Hagrid as his friends took him the hospital wing.
Ron turned to Hagrid. "I think he's going to complain to his parents." He said unhelpfully.
"Poor Buckbeak." Hagrid cried. "If only I knew now that Buckbeak would be saved by Harry and Hermione by the time turner, then I wouldn't have to cry now..."
"What." Said Harry and Hermione simultaneously.
"Nothing." Hagrid said. "I didn't say Hermione and Harry are not going to save anyone with a time turner..."
"Oh," sighed Hermione. "That's good that you didn't say it, because then everyone would know the plot. Anyway Hagrid, see you tomorrow."
They all skipped happily back to the castle to eat lunch. The skipped past fairies and daffodils and mice and bungalows, but never once did they turn their head...don't ask me why... i would have...
-------------soz, I normally write these when I am high. I think I was a little too high today. If you hate it, tell me and I'll rewrite it, because personally reading over this, I don't really understand...
Anyway, plz review!
Whee, I am a crazy monkey, I will write for you now. I am crazy, this doesn't make sense. I suck at writing, don't expect anything good. Oh yes, and thank you too all those wonderful ppl out there who review.
Chapter 4- A hippogriff
In the day that it is (what day is it, I couldn't be bothered looking in the calendar)...oh well, this day, Harry, Ron and Hermione were walking down to their very first magical creatures class thing with Hagrid. When they got there Hagrid showed them some hippogriffs.
"These are hippogriffs." He said. "I'm showing them to you because they are dangerous and they are supposed to tell you that I am crazy about dangerous creatures so you will know." Hagrid smiled at them and then showed them the lone hippogriff.
There were supposed to be three, but the producers couldn't find the other two. The hippogriff was white. It was supposed to be grey but the producers didn't read the third book properly.
"Now," Hagrid continued. "Who wants to be first to get killed by this dangerous beasts?" Everyone stepped backwards except Harry because he's the main character. Harry looked around nervously before edging over the Hagrid.
"Now, "Said Hagrid, "Bow to it, if it bows back then you can pat it."
Harry bowed low to the hippogriff. The hippogriff just looked at him. Harry bowed lower, the hippogriff stared at him. Harry fell over he was trying to bow so low. The hippogriff stared at him and then suddenly bowed for no reason at all.
"That's funny," muttered Hagrid. "It never bowed to me."
"That's 'cause you aren't the main character." Whispered Hermione wisely.
"I see." Said Hagrid and nodded.
Harry was patting the hippogriff and all the Gryffindors were applauding because they felt like it. The Slytherins were glaring at Harry, because they felt like it.
Hagrid smiled. "You can ride him now Harry."
So Harry clambered onto the back of the hippogriff. The hippogriff took flight because...because...because it did. The hippogriff flew over the grounds.
"Wow," Harry whispered to himself. "The grounds sure have changed since last year, must be the new producers." The hippogriff flew gracefully over the lake and then back to where the class was standing. Harry slid off the hippogriff and then bowed to his audience, because he is a big show off.
Hagrid was looking at Harry in awe. "You didn't get killed, I was sure you would have been..." He hugged Harry and Harry looked at him strangely.
"Hagrid." he whispered. "That wasn't in the script..."
"Oh... sorry..."
The class was gathering around the hippogriff. Malfoy suddenly jumped in front of the crowd and started insulting the hippogriff at the top of his lings because this was his spotlight for the whole movie.
"Ouch." he said as the hippogriff pecked him. Then he made a big scene. Because that was what he was supposed to do. "I'm going to complain to my parents." he yelled at Hagrid as his friends took him the hospital wing.
Ron turned to Hagrid. "I think he's going to complain to his parents." He said unhelpfully.
"Poor Buckbeak." Hagrid cried. "If only I knew now that Buckbeak would be saved by Harry and Hermione by the time turner, then I wouldn't have to cry now..."
"What." Said Harry and Hermione simultaneously.
"Nothing." Hagrid said. "I didn't say Hermione and Harry are not going to save anyone with a time turner..."
"Oh," sighed Hermione. "That's good that you didn't say it, because then everyone would know the plot. Anyway Hagrid, see you tomorrow."
They all skipped happily back to the castle to eat lunch. The skipped past fairies and daffodils and mice and bungalows, but never once did they turn their head...don't ask me why... i would have...
-------------soz, I normally write these when I am high. I think I was a little too high today. If you hate it, tell me and I'll rewrite it, because personally reading over this, I don't really understand...
Anyway, plz review!