Roses are Red, Students are Green, and Harry is just laughing all over the place

Harry was walking into the Great Hall for lunch with his two best friends. They still wanted to know what was up with his relationship with Severus but Harry didn't tell anyone. At the moment only Professor McGonagall, Professor Dumbledore, Severus, and he knew about the big secret. Even Severus' resignation was still under wraps. With it only being a few weeks left till graduation, things kept moving fast. Which meant a lot more fake dates with Severus. Not that he was complaining. He was having fun.

Professor McGonagall was waiting for Harry to come in. Since she was part of the secret she also wanted part of the action. Of course Severus nor Harry could say no. It would be better if another teacher was in on the whole joke. Not every teacher was in the loop either so it was all the better.

When Harry walked in and saw his Transfiguration teacher holding a rose he inwardly smirked. He went about ignoring her like she probably wanted.

"Harry," She called out to him. They had agreed to call each other by their first name for the joke. I mean if you're a paramour to Severus Snape you're basically a friend with her.

Harry turned to looked at her and gently smiled. "Yes Minerva?" It still felt weird to be calling his teachers by their first name but he was getting use to the idea.

"Severus asked me to give you this rose and he asks if you could have lunch with him in his personal chambers." She asked smiling and handing the flower delicately to Harry.

Harry took it and grinned broadly. "Why thank you. Isn't he such the romantic?" He said and laughed lightly.

Minerva laughed lightly too. "Well you don't want to keep him waiting. Not with what the two of you want to do." She raised her eyebrows suggestively at the idea.

Harry blushed a little. Give authenticity to the whole act. "Right, hopefully I'll see you in class later." Harry turned to leave but Minerva had one more comment.

"Try that thing with the ear. All men are sensitive there. He'll be goo in your arms." She said smiling at the young man. It was so much better knowing this was all a joke.

"Minerva!" He snapped lightly. "I know you're still my Professor but still... I think teaching those kind of secrets are above and beyond the call of duty." Harry then grinned again. Most of his friends were red from the language their Professor was saying. "Anyway I just might have tried that trick on him already." Harry winked at the elderly woman and walked out the doors. He didn't totally forget about his best friends, he just wanted to go out with a bang.

Harry was running to his Transfiguration class. He was running late to class. He opened the door to a smiling Minerva.

"Sorry for interrupting Minerva, I just lost track of time down in the dungeons." He said and walked forward handing the slip of paper to his teacher.

The paper just said that they were working with potions and that one went over the time that was expected. She quickly read through it. Then she looked up and smirked at the young man who was standing in front of her.

"So did you try the ear thing?" She asked laughing lightly.

Harry smiled and turned towards his desk. "It worked perfectly. He didn't know who he was when I was finished with him." He said and took out his supplies and looked up to the Professor.

She shook her head and went back to teaching the speechless students. Although it wasn't like the students were listening either. They were all starring at Harry and all Harry did was listen to his teacher. Every now and then Harry or Minerva would chuckle and return to their lesson.

A.N. I know another short chapter. But I hope you don't kill me again since I tried updating this soon. Also this next chapter will be my last. I know it's horrible but again it was only the trick against the school. I am not sure when the sequel to this will be but I know it won't be for a while. I have a horrible disease which prevents me from writing.... It's called Writers Block. Yes that's right I have that thing. I know what I want yet I have no way of expressing it. I will try my best to get it out soon though

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