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Chapter 6 –AGGH I SEE A BOGGART!!!!!

"Wow" Said Harry. It was their first Defense Against the Dark arts Class this year. And he said wow because he knew it would be great because he just did. They walked into the class and that Lupin guy introduced himself.

"I'm a werewolf" he said. The class gasped. But they thought he was joking so no more was said. But no more shouldn't have been said, because more should have been said, because Lupin would have been fired and... oh well, let's continue with the story that I'm sure you all want to read...wink, wink, nudge, nudge ... anyway, he took them to a room. It had a boggart in it. Well the cupboard had a boggart in it.

Lupin pointed to the cupboard. "This is a boggart." He said.

"You mean the cupboard?" Answered Ron.

"No," Lupin repied. "I mean what's in the cupboard."

Ron nodded understandingly. "So, what's in the cupboard?" everyone shook their heads and decided to ignore Ron. I think they made a very good decision.

Lupin told them to line up. Then he told them to picture stuff. They did as they were told because he was a good teacher; don't ask me how they knew. They boggart appeared. It was scary. Neville said this thing. The boggart became funny. Everyone laughed, they enjoyed themselves.

Then it was Harry's turn. Lupin was supposed to push him away before the Boggart changed, but he forgot. The boggart changed obviously into a dementor, Lupin pushed Harry away too late (really Lupin, you wrecked the whole scene). The boggart changed into a moon. It was supposed to change into a yellow globe, but the producers decided to give the plot away.

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After the class Harry was sad. Lupin didn't let him battle the boggart. How could he. He thought, I'm not weak. I've killed Voldemort twice. He thought to himself. The only problem is that he keeps coming back to life. O.K. we're getting a little off plot here. Let's get back to the scene.

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Harry was sitting in his dormitory. He was sad. He was sadder then sad. Because he couldn't go to Hogsmead. Well it was his fault. If he hadn't blown up his aunt then he wouldn't be sad. Ron was sitting next to him. He was happy. He was happier than happy. Because he could go to Hogsmead. He hadn't blown up his aunt so he was allowed. But he was sad for Harry. Poor Harry, everybody feel sad for him for no reason at all. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW POOR HARRY.

"It those voices again." Harry began. Ron shook his head, Harry was strange.

Anyway, Ron and Hermione went to Hogsmead, or wherever they were going. They went away and waved to Harry. Waved to Harry they did. Harry to, they waved.

(Sorry, Buffy the Pony is taking over my mind AGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, SOMEONE GET THE DOCTOR... anyway, back to the story)

Lupin took Harry aside. They were standing on the bridge.

"How did a bridge get here?" asked Harry. Lupin shrugged.

"GO ASK THE NEW PRODUCERS." Yelled the author.

Harry was scared. "It's those voices again..." he whispered.

Anyway, "You're probably wondering why I didn't let you fight the boggart." Asked Lupin.

"I was?" asked Harry. "I mean, yes, why didn't you?"

"It was because I thought that the boggart would become Voldemort. And I didn't want a voldemort floating around the room. Wait a mean, you know who...."

Harry stared, so did the readers. "BUT THE STUPID BOGGART CHANGED INTO A DEMENTOR NOT VOLDEMORT, YOU SAW SO YOURSELF!"

"Yes, Harry, that's good, it means that you fear fear itself." Lupin tried to stay on track with the script. Harry was still staring. Lupin decided to change the subject. "You have your mother's eyes." He said. The only problem with saying that was that Harry didn't have green eyes, he had brown eyes. He had forgotten to put on his contacts before shooting. Really Harry, you wrecked the whole scene.... It was supposed to be emotional and now everyone's laughing. The new producers really should have noticed Harry's eyes weren't green. Humph!

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