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Authors Note- Hi everyone, I'm not high today -everyone sighs with relief- I decided to write this anyway, maybe typing this would make me feel better, anyway...hope you like it...

Chapter 7- What's with the tree?

Harry and Ron were sitting in the common room, they were not standing, they were sitting. Sitting they were not standing. Standing they were....

"GET ON WITH IT!!!!" shouted the crowd that were sitting in the audience, or at least the crowd I hope is sitting in the audience...

"I just thought you should know they were sitting." Replied the author, "Sorry...'

Anyway, so they were sitting. Not standing. Neville walked into the room. He was holding a pot plant. It was a pretty pot plant in a pretty pot and it was pretty and yeah, all the other stuff was pretty too.

"Hi Neville." Said Ron. "Can I hold your pretty, pretty pot plant?"

"Noooooo." Replied Neville, "No, not my precious, never my precious, my precious stays with me, don't take him away, he is part of me, we are one, leave us alone..." and then he went and SAT on his bed.

"O.K..." Said Harry, who was very surprised even though he always does strange stuff like that all the time. "Let's go for a walk."

Ron and Harry went for a walk. When they got back they saw a huge crowd in front of the Gryffindor common room. The fat Lady's picture was ripped to bits. everyone gasps The teachers came, they asked questions, well what else would they ask? Anyway, it was found that the Fat Lady had moved into another portrait. It also turned out that it was SIRIUS BLACK, that deadly killer who had sliced her.

"Harry," said Ron. "You have to hide, Sirius Black is out to get you."

"Really." Said Harry. He had a lot of reason to say that since to one had mentioned to him that this mad man was out to get him.

Anyway, they went for another walk, this time with Hermione. They were walking along and they saw a group of students standing next to a tree and hitting it with sticks.

Harry stared at them. "WHAT DID THE TREE EVER DO TO YOU???" he asked rudely. The students stared at him. Hermione stared at him. Ron stared at him. The grass stared at him, so did the tree.

"Harry that game looks like fun," Said Hermione "Don't diss the game." Then she and Ron skipped happily over the group of students hitting the tree. They chose sticks and joined in the game. Harry stood on the path awkwardly; he didn't know what to do. To Hermione and Ron he looked like a tree. They promptly started hitting him with sticks. Until Harry managed to convince them that he was a person. Miraculously Harry wasn't hurt, and didn't suffer any form of long term damage, I wonder why, could it have something to do with being the main character?

----------------sorry about the short chapter. please review, oh yes and thankyou to all my reviewers-

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