Disclaimer- I don't own them, I swear, really I don't... is this even necessary, I mean isn't it obvious I didn't write Harry Potter, it doesn't say Radical Princess on the cover. It says J.K. Rowling. Why do I even bother to write this?

Author's Note- And now for another chapter, be warned, I have a feeling that this chapter is going to end up being a random one. You have been warned...

Chapter 8- Harry the Pig

Harry rolled happily in the grass. He was trying out his new idea; he decided that if he was a pig for a week then he might become smarter. Thus he was rolling in the grass. Oh wait, erase all that, I haven't put any quidditch into this story yet. O.K. He was on a broom and he was playing quidditch, actually erase all that too, I have a better idea for the beginning of a chapter. I'm going to start this chapter again.

Chapter 8 - Silvery wisps that are hard to see

"Expecto Patronum" (is that how you spell it) yelled Harry.

Nothing happened, the room was still dark and the windows were still closed, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

"No, no, no, you're doing to all wrong," Shouted Remus. "This is how you do it." He then proceeded to go into a detailed explanation of how to hold a wand; he then told Harry he'd been doing wrong for all these years.

"Expecto patronum." Harry yelled again. Then a great blinding light came out of his wand. It was supposed to be a silvery wisp, but the new producers decided that we had bad eye sight and we couldn't see a wisp of silvery smoke. So they made it obvious. How nice of them. Let's all but them a box of chocolates, but it can wait until after the chapter.

Lupin clapped loudly. "Bravo!" he repeated over and over again. He then proceeded to speak in French.

Harry just stood their with his mouth open in amazement. He never knew that Lupin spoke French. Lupin promptly stuffed a block of chocolate in Harry's mouth and then skipped out of the door.

"GET BACK INTO THAT ROOM" the author screamed madly; why these characters don't ever follow that script, I'll never understand, sigh...

Lupin skipped happily back into the room and then opened a cupboard. "Oh little boggart, come out..." The boggart came out and was a dementor.

"Expecto Patronum" yelled Harry. There was light. The boggart didn't go away until Lupin poked it with a wand. Harry was on the floor crying.

"Oh, poor Harry." Lupin said sympathetically, he then hopped out of the door on two legs.

Harry got up soon afterwards and started to play tag with himself. After about 3 hours he decided that it didn't work very well. So he took a bomb out of his pocket and blew up London Bridge. Thus the song, London Bridge is falling down.

All the students from Hogwarts walked out onto the grounds and formed hands in a big circle. They then proceeded to hop around and sing. There is the song; you can sing it with them if you like-

London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.

London Bridge is falling down, my fair lady.

Everybody sing!!!! Then the world sang in harmony and lived happily ever after.

"What about the quidditch," Harry asked after returning form London in about 5 seconds.

Well my dear Harry that will next chapter won't it???

---------------O.K. I went high. Did I spell Quidditch right or wrong? Radical Princess also admits that as much as she would like to she does not London Bridge, or the falling down, I mean the song. I should have put that in the Disclaimer. Oh well, it's here for all of you who think I made up London Bridge is falling down, I didn't. O.K. Bye everyone, see you next chapter. Don't forget to review. Unless to you have short term memory loss. But try not to forget. Oh yes and don't forget to buy the producers the box of chocolates, they, after all, tried to make it easier to see.