Chapter two:
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I wasn't going to update until I got another review, to punish you who liked my story and didn't review. Now I've got a total of 2 reviews from people who I don't know. Thanks!!! So now I'm working full speed here!
I just rea-read all the Hp books and I found out that Wood isn't that cute. He's such a Quiditch geek. But Joanie will change that and make him more sensitive. But he will never be all soft and mushy! Eww...
Answer to my fab reviewers:
Lady Aragorn: Oh!!! Thank you! That review just made my day! Sorry that you think the notes are distracting, I'll try to have less of them. I'm addicted, you see...
Just had to tell you how happy I where when I got the review! I got a mail, and I'm all like: Oh please, let that be a review and it was!!! Yay! We share obsessions by the way.
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Sums it up: Joanie is madly in love with Oliver (not yet, now it's just a little crush, she hasn't really got to know him privately), her friends haven't got a clue why. Something is going on between Krizzy and Fred, but he's so thick he wouldn't recognise love if it danced naked in front of him with dobby's tea cosy on its head. Krizzy is stubborn as a Goblin. Joanie is a clumsy git at times. Alice is in love with Lee, but she's too shy, and she cares too much what people think... Lee is a freakin' mystery, but he's sweet. Just so you know.
If you hate drunk people in fics, this is not for you... but they won't do anything too stupid...
Chapter two: Detention and Rum
two weeks after school started
I walked down the corridor, frowning and muttering curses on Snape, that slimy old git.
It was only the second week of school, and I had already landed a full week of detentions with no other than Snape.
I didn't see or hear anything around me; I just pictured many cruel and painful deaths for Snape to suffer when I bumped into someone's chest.
I looked up into a pair of hazel brown eyes belonging to Oliver Wood.
"What's up?" He asked, looking strangely down at me.
"Got detention" I replied. "With Snape!"
"Oh" he said thickly. "I don't envy you..."
I smiled a weary smile.
"Er... Joanie?" He said after a little while.
"Yeah?"
"Are you avoiding me?"
"Er..." I answered, I kind off had, and it wasn't like him to ask that kind of question. "Nope, I haven't" I finally continued.
"Why haven't you talked to me then?" He asked.
"Uhm... Ijustdidn'tknowifyoukindawantedtotalktome" I blurted.
"What?" he said, raising his eyebrows
"Oh, never mind. I missed you in the holidays!" I said. Clever, Niwon, really clever .Blurt it all out...He's gonna think you like him. But you do. Stupid voice in stupid head shut up! (Yupp, Niwon is her last name. lame!)
"Oh, uhm, missed you too." He replied. I gave him a crushing hug. Boy, he smells good!
"Come on. Lets go up to the common room, its still a while before dinner." He said, looking slightly puzzled.
"Hippogriffs tail" I said. The portrait of the fat lady swung open.
When we walked trough the gap together, nearly getting stuck, Krizzy smirked evilly from her place by the fire. I frowned at her, and her smirk widened.
We sat down in a couch opposite her.
"Oh stop the smirking!" I growled. She didn't.
"We have deteeentiooooon..." I said.
"Yeah..."she said dreamily. "It was worth it"
Now I was smirking to.
"You did what?" Oliver said, laughing. "Poor chicken!"
The thing Fred, George, Lee, Krizzy and I had done to deserve a weeks worth of detention, was to jinx a chicken to constantly try to com up Flint's ass. Ok, it was rather childish, but bloody fun!
"It didn't work as we wanted it to, though. Flint tried to kill it, so we had to let it out." I said with a frown.
"He deserved it" Krizzy said, her mouth pursed and eyes narrowed. "He called me dollface"
After Detention
"Weee! Rum!" Krizzy yelled once we had returned to the common room.
Fred and George had thrown what they liked to call a drunk party or a succeeded prank party.
I sat down in a couch with Oliver. (AN: are you surprised? No? That's too bad, because this is MY fic! My own, my precious... Ok, I'll continue since you begged me. If you review. You will, right? Right? Ok. On with the story. Sorry L.A)
"Had fun with Snape?" He asked me, smiling.
"Yeah, the time of my life. Scraping dung of a floor can be soooo giving!" I replied sarcastically.
He laughed. His laughter was so sweet and free. I hadn't noticed before. Nor that his eyes were the exact same colour of chocolate. (AN: I'm sugar high. L.A; this will be the last.)
"Er... Joanie" He said, wrinkling his forehead and looking oddly down at me.
"Oh, yeah, I was just thinking."
"Ok..." he said, in a way that made me think that I should be in a mental institution instead of a school. "Care for a firewiskey?"
I accepted, promising to myself that I wouldn't have too many, as I get kind of slutty when drunk.
We sat there, talking about this and that until I had one, two three, four or five to many drinks.
Krizzy and I leapt up on the nearest table, dancing and singing a Norwegian song:
"Jeg ekke full jeg er beautifull!" (It means I'm not drunk, I am beautidrunk. Silly song:P )
People laughed and cheered.
I didn't jump down until Krizzy fell. I didn't really bother more with it, since she landed right on top of Fred, behind a couch.
I sat down in the same couch as last time. Oliver was still sitting there, looking oddly at me.
I was quite drunk, but I understood that he wasn't. "You can't sing" he finally said.
"That wasn't nice!" I said, playing hurt and trying to get to my feet. I didn't make it and fell backwards, right into Oliver's lap. I think that was when I fell asleep.
When I finally woke up, it was very light, even with my eyes closed.
I opened them, and had to stop myself from screaming. Oliver's head was only a few inches away from mine! I couldn't remember much from last night, but I had a vague idea that I made an ass out of myself and something about Krizzy and Fred.
I stood up when I heard someone grunting behind a couch a couple of feet away.
I went over and saw Krizzy lying with her head on Fred's shoulder.
If there is such a thing, I kicked Fred gently in the ass. That woke him up, and he groaned right into Krizzy's ear.
Oliver's POV
I was already awake when Joanie got up. I didn't want to wake her; she looked so sweet and peaceful when she was asleep, like she was a little child without a worry in the world.
Her chocolate-brown hair flowed around her head, making her skin look even more pale than usual.
Our heads were only inches apart, so close I could have counted her eyelashes. I was wondering if she'd remember what had happened when her eyes started to open. I quickly close mine and let my head rest on my chest.
I felt her body flinch, probably when she saw where she was, and sighed inwardly. She would probably dread to be in the same room as me after this.
She got up carefully, trying not to wake me up. Then I fell asleep for real.
Krizzy's POV
"What the...?" I said, awoken from a grown in my ear. "er... Joanie, what exactly happened? Do you remember?"
Joanie shook her head, smirking.
"Fred, do you r... FRED!" I screamed when I realised that my head was on his shoulder. I quickly removed it and went back to my yelling.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU hmmf!" My screams where muted by Joanie's hand.
"Come on." She said, taking my hand and dragging me to my feet.
I followed her up the stairs to the dormitories, after looking down at Fred, who looked as confused as I felt, constantly muttering things like:
"Sleeping", "My poor head" "Fred" and "eww".
"I didn't do... anything?" I asked Joanie after we where safely out of hearing range
"Depends..."she said with a smirk. "What you count as 'doing'?"
"Just tell me what happened!" I shot back irritatedly.
"You...." She dragged it out. "made..."
"Oh no, I don't like this..."
"Out..." she continued, smirking like hell. "With Fred" The last two words she said quickly, covering her head with her arms.
"I DID NOT!" I yelled.
"You did."
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did nooooooooot!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I couldn't have. No way.
"You did." She said calmly. "Apparently behind our lovely couch."
"You are so evil." I said. Usually, that sentence was reserved for Joanie and Alice.
"I know, and I'm proud of it!" She replied with a little bow.
"Face it Krizzy. You did. He probably doesn't remember anything either, so it's not so bad" Joanie said, a little more understanding now.
Nobody's POV
Krizzy came down the stairs, singing: "Well, it's true that we love one another...", but stopped when she spotted Fred sitting in a chair, looking awkwardly at her, and when people screamed: "Shut up, my poor head...".
"Er... Uhm..." She started, trying to come up with something to say.
"Do you remember anything from last night?" Fred finally asked, breaking the tension.
"Not much" Krizzy said, not meeting his eyes.
"Nothing happened, right?" Fred said anxiously, looking like he was up to get a stroke in the head.
"Er.. We kinda... " Krizzy started.
"Kinda what?" Fred asked.
"Made out" Krizzy said in a very low voice, still not meeting his eyes.
"Shit..."he said, biting his lip. It made him look really cute, but Krizzy dismissed the thought as quickly as it came.
"Ok, we where drunk. Shit happens. Let's just forget it and continue to be friends, allright?" Krizzy said, regaining control.
"Yeah." He answered firmly. "We where just drunk, after all."
"Great." Krizzy said, smiling.
Fred, George, Lee, Oliver, Krizzy, Alice and I walked down the main street of Hogsmead, chatting about the party.
When we came down to Zonko's, Fred, George and Lee disappeared muttering something about 'best Halloween prank ever...'
The rest of us walked further down, to The Three Broomsticks.
We sat down in a booth in the corner and drank our Butterbeers.
"I almost forgot Halloween was coming up." Oliver said.
I snorted into my Butterbeer. He had talked about the party they were going to have since forever. Ok, since today.
"I'm looking forward to the party" Alice said. I snorted again, she was always very careful not to let anyone think she had strong emotions about anything. I knew for a fact that she was dying for Halloween to come, so she could spend some more time with Lee.
"Yeah!" Krizzy said. "It'll bee the best party ever!"
"Are we going to have costumes, or are we a bit too old for that?" Alice asked.
"I'm never growing up, that's for sure, so I'm definitively having a costume." I said.
"If you are, then shouldn't you buy one?" Oliver asked.
That made sense, so fifteen minutes later, all of us met up again, outside Zonko's, carrying big shopping bags filled with joke stuff and costumes....
Author's bull: Ok, this was a shitty end to the chapter, but I had to end it there, said the mad Goblin in my head. You guys who reviewed the last chappie, thanks so much, but I only got three reviews from people I don't know.... That's very few. L.A ,Concealed and Irishdancer... muah! You are the best! Oh, by the way, let's say Oliver was just prefect that one day. Of course Percy (that git) is!
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