HEY EVREONE! Got another chapter for you, and I'm ready to abuse another character! But first, on to those reviews!
Chapter two reviews:
-hyper monkey
-I'm calm see? Well for one...yet another success from Vazura, the Michael Jackson idea was from yours truly, and I'm awaiting the next chapter Brad walks by me I HAVE AN IDEA FOR-
Brad: Oo OMG ITS YOU! runs away
me: dang...but next chapter please
Glad you like it, great idea back there by the way, those characters are almost as afraid of you as they are of me!
-Kojin-san
-Dear God, what next, need to insult Brit and Tiff on bein lez? Wait... (Starts writing down ideas) MUAGH HAHAHA, I shall scare you eventually in my stories... MUAGH HAHAHA
WHO TOLD YO- I mean, err, what a ridicules idea, it never crossed my mind! And you will find it's hard to scare me, I've seen NSYNC, Aerosmith, and Brittany Spears on the same stage TOGETHER! You're not really that scary in comparison.
-yingyanggirl
-A few points:
#1.I'm flattered that you put my review and a response at the beginning.
#2.This chapter is very funny.
#3.Please let Sheldon be next.
and
#4.Please make him show his obsession about Jenny stronger, that would ever be so cute!
1, your welcome. 2, thanks. 3, he is. 4, you have no idea!
-mpcp13
-Sweet mother of chum, my sides are hurting from the laughter! Most of the jokes were dirty, but what the heck? Anyway, can't wait for the next one.
Dirty jokes were the whole point, and glad you liked it!
-Queenbean3
-Whoa! You guys actually talked about me in this! Aw, I feel so special! I'm sure CoyoteLoon would be happy to see that you mentioned him, too! Don't feel bad about your own writing or art, though. Those kind of things can only improve with practice, and you're doing plenty of that right now!
-Hmm, I'm beginning to see a pattern here in your interviews. I predict that by the end of the story you'll be sent to the hospital and put in a body cast. XD
Yea, that's probably how it will end, not sure though. And your half-right, my FICS can get better, although trust me when I say that there is no hope for my drawing skills, if you called them "Dirty little stick-figures" you would honor them.
-CoyoteLoon
-Holy schnikey! Do I owe you money, or something? :-D Shucks, I'm flattered that you enjoy my little MLaaTR scribblings. Thanks for the shout-out, Vazura. Of course, it could all just be a clever plot to get more people to review your fic. Hm, kind of like that laundry list of reviewers I stuck at the top of my last chapter ... hey, I'm not above blatantly sucking up to the crowd!
-Don't feel bad about your writing or your artwork. Like oh so much in life, they'll both get better with practice (Yecch, I sound like an After-School special). As for this chapter, I think your dialog-writing is improving; it sounds just like a natural conversation, which is what you're going for. Your descriptive narration has some room for improvement, but it's getting better too.
-One suggestion: make sure to run your chapters through a spell checker before submitting, and always proofread at least once. Horror of horrors, your English teacher was right: grammar and spelling actually matter. Oh, and put some kind of divider, like a horizontal line or a row of dashes, between your review responses and the actual start of your chapter. It'll just make things a little easier to read.
-Man, if this was actually turned into an episode, they wouldn't be able to air it on Nick - maybe they'd stick it on HBO. You've earned a black eye from Jenny and one from Brad. Fortunately for you, Sheldon probably doesn't have much of a left hook. Although the Silver Shell does ... hmm, I see some broken ribs in your future.
I'm not addicted to positive reviews! I can quit anytime I want! Ok, yea, I suck up to you a bit...
As for my artwork: get better, hmm. Well, after about 10,000 years of trying, people might be able to look at it without trying to gouge out there own eyes.
I always forget the spell check; it's a result of my short attention sp- oh! What's that?
And yea, Nick would never air this. And don't give Sheldon any ideas! (MAN, long review anyone?)
-La miseria y la muerte
-::reads CoyoteLoon's review:: Haha! XD You evil fanfic writers. Always out on some plot to get more reviews. P
-Okay... once again, funny. Me likes teh funny. Mwaha :P
-Yeah! Get 'im Brad! XD
Yea, see I'm using your reviews as energy and- ahem, grad you like it, and don't encourage the characters to hurt me, they do enough of that on there own!
-Rudy4
-Lol, what will Wakeman's interview be like? OMG LMAO.
Just wait and see!
Well, I think I got enough reviews, now on to the story!
Note: this chapter pushes the PG 13 rating to it's limit, brace yourself!
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MLAATR interviews 3:
The familiar set with Vazura on the right appears.
"Welcome again!" he said, turning to face the audience "to another episode of Mlaatr interviews!"
With this, there is a brief applause, and then he continues "My name is Vazura, and I will be your host for the evening"
"My next guest is that Jenny obsessed kid, Sheldon!"
A stirring round of applause great Sheldon as he steps onstage and sits down.
"So Sheldon, a quick note, it's ok to speak of your alter-ego the Silver Shell, no one who does not already know about it will find out" he said with a flourish.
"That's a relief" Sheldon said, then paused "err, is it true that Jenny sat in this chair?"
"Well, yea" Vazura said "but what does that...oh" he said, getting the obvious.
Moving on, Vaz asked, "So, It's true that you have a crush on Jenny?"
"Oh, it goes beyond that, it's destined love" he said, a grin spreading across his face.
"Err, ok," Vaz said, a bit wearied out "what about Jenny appeals to you?" he said, getting relaxed again.
"The list goes on and on, Vaz" Sheldon said, "there's her beautiful metal figure, her hot outfit, a caring attitude, an awesome ass, my metal fetish"
"The what?" Vazura said, raising an eyebrow.
"Oh, its simple" Sheldon said "metal turns me on, I can't get in the mood unless a piece of machinery is in sight."
"Wow, usually I offend the guests, not the other way around" Vazura said, giving his dirty grin.
"Anyway" Vaz said, "Just how obsessive are you of Jenny?"
"I'm the president and founder of the worlds only adult XJ-9 artwork and fiction website" Sheldon said, looking proud.
"Seriously?" Vaz said, a note of surprise in his voice. "So YOUR jenfanxxx!" he said with realization.
"Wait, are you BringerofBacon?" Sheldon asked, "Wow, thought I'd never meet you!" he said.
Vazura said "I loved that piece of art you made with Jenny ::bleep::ing her ::bleep:: with her ::bleep::"
"Err, can we move on now?" Sheldon asked, looking a bit red in the face.
"Ok, I have more embarrassing and dirty questions anyway!" Vaz said cheerfully.
"What is your current goal in life?" Vaz asked
"To have me and Jenny get all kinds of nasty in bed," he said simply.
"Wow, nice one!" Vaz answered.
"Ok" Vazura then said "if you could be a robot, would you? And what kind would you be?"
"I would SO be a robot if I could, as for type well" Sheldon paused "I guess I would be a male version of Jenny" he said, then after thinking for a while he added "but with interchangeable genders!"
"Ew, that's nasty and a good idea at the same time!" Vazura said, then paused for a moment.
Vaz actually blushed at a thought that went through his head.
"What?" Sheldon said "what are you thinking of?"
"Just the shear concept of hot Jenny on Jenny action shorted out my brain" Vaz said, looking dreamily away into the distance
Sheldon though for a sec, then went into a trance at the thought.
"I gotta draw some fanart of that" Sheldon said
"Ahem" Vazura said, "Before we break our PG 13 rating, let's move on"
"Sheldon, like in the last chapter, please give me your opinion of some of the other characters in the show" he asked
Sheldon though for a sec, then started "Brad: competition. Tuck: an innocent kid. Brit/Tiff: horrible people who insult the downtrodden like Jenny and me. Don Prima: a jerk, Jenny deserves better. Miss Wakeman: someone to kiss up to in order to get closer to Jenny. Jenny: the love of my life!" he finished with emphasis.
"Well" Vaz said "that sounds about right"
"So" Vazura continued, "what's up with the pimples, how did it happen?"
"Err, did you know motor oil on your skin can cause you to break out?" Sheldon said sheepishly.
"Wow, err" Vaz reached for words "I just got about 20 nasty thoughts at once over that one" he stated, blushing.
"So" Vaz said, "what kind of Jenny related items do you own"
"Well" Sheldon started "there's my Jenny love shrine in my closet, there's my Jenny artwork. You get the idea"
Vazura thought for a sec, and then asked, "How do you respond to the rumors of an anatomically correct inflatable Jenny doll?"
Sheldon turned crimson red, paused a moment, then said, "It's not inflatable, it's metal"
"Wow" Vaz said, "You should be glad Jenny doesn't know about that"
"Yea" Sheldon said, "Also, I actually made two, and sold the other one on e-bay, I never knew who got it"
"Yea" Vazura said knowingly "::cough::Brad::cough::"
"What did you say? I missed it" Sheldon said.
"Oh, nothing" Vaz said
(Dirtiest, chapter, EVER! And now for the question you all knew I would ask)
"Finally" Vazura said, "how much action have you gotten? And the Jenny doll does not count"
Sheldon looked angry, and said, "excuse me a moment"
Sheldon walked off stage, Vaz looking after him. "Where is he going?" Vaz asked
Suddenly, Vazura is caught from behind by the Silver Shell. He proceeds to slam Vaz all over the room.
"That's all the -OW- time we have, see you -ARGH- next time, when I interview Tuck" Vazura said as Shell slammed his limp form all over the room.
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Well, you need to know that the dirty jokes will be less intense next chapter; this was an exception to the rule.
I just wanted one REALY dirty chapter, just for the heck of it. I now await the riot of angry Sheldon fans to come after me.
Good or bad, I wanna know what you thought of this chapter!