How is everyone? I know that the last interview was gross, but that was a one-time show. If it makes you feel any better, this is Tucks interview, so I won't do anything too dirty in the interview.

Chapter three reviews:

-Smelly old men that shout

-This was good...dirty...erm...a wee bit WRONG.

-I think this will be the last time I read one of your mlaatr fics...ew...BAD IMAGES!

I tried to warn you all, that was one of my dirtiest chapters, I even gave a warning.

Well, I'm sad to see you go, but it's your call.

-Yingyanggirl

-That was cute and funny. This is officially my favorite chapter.

Glad you like it, I thought that as a Sheldon fan you would smite me for this, thanks!

-Hyper monkey

-OO omg! Are you alright?! Lol!! Wow and I thought being beaten up by fanatic Brad fangirls was horrible! But damn by the Silver Shell? Ouch! Well yeah funny AND dirty chapter ever! Lol yeah I admit I strike fear into the MLAATR character's hearts but still! And since Tuck is my ultimate favorite character in MLAATR I await
-Tuck: OO begins to shake in fear
-Me: hehehehe...
-Brad: OH NO TUCK! NO!
-Me: Brad! Now I can tell you my idea!
-Brad: Oo
-Tuck: RUN BRAD RUN!!

I'll be fine, I guess I get what I deserve, I went overboard on that one.

-Mpcp13

-Blinks Now that chapter was exactly 352 orders of magnitude dirty. Perv Sheldon, who'dve thunk...

-Hmm, at least Tuck can't hurt you. Or can he...

Dirty was the whole point, you won't see many like these. This was my portrayal of Sheldon: The ultra obsessed fanboy, with a perverted aspect to him. And we never know what Tuck will do, now do we?

-L.C.Techno

-How dare you writing such unspeakable things! Then again don't you dare not to! ;) This has to be the dirtiest, funniest thing I've read in my whole life. (Dunno, Maybe 's earlier strips could rivals your fic.) I'm proud of you for trying to push the limits. Or maybe I should beat you up too. Not that I don't like your fic, I wanna join the beat up Vazura Club. :P Write on!

This is the general attitude I am getting for that whole chapter, people torn between praise and anger. You have to tell me where to find "Maybe 's earlier strips." Sounds right up my ally. And if you wanna beat me up, get in line behind all the MlaaTR characters, and about a dozen other people.

-La miseria y la muerte

-Okay... I got about halfway through this chapter and decided it was a little too sick to finish. Xx

-I'll read Tuck's interview, though. I'm hoping you won't talk so dirty with a 12-year-old. Yeah, two nerdy pale teenage guys talking like that I can understand, but please... not with the children!

Aww, don't like the dirty stuff? Too bad, guess you can't please all the people all of the time. Don't worry; nothing dirty will come out of my mouth during the interview.

-Ninja Chic

-Hey my fic was mentioned it this yay! That fics not there anymore, crap! Don't worry I just gotta fix it and it'll be back up soon! Something got screwed up with the thing separating the thing form what they said to what they did, I promise ill put it back up! Anyway I like your fic it's awesome!

Thanks a lot, when you get you fic up, I'll have a look. Thanks for your complements, keep reading.

Now, on to the next chapter, enjoy!

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MLAATR interviews 3:

The familiar set with Vazura on the right appears.

"Welcome yet again!" he said, turning to face the audience "to this episode of Mlaatr interviews!"

With this, there is a round of applause, and then he continues "My name, as you know, is Vazura, and I will be your host for the evening"

"My next guest is Brad's little brother, the cute one, Tuck!"

Applause greets Tuck, as he walks up and hops into the chair.

"So Tuck, how are you?" Vazura said, keeping his vow to remain clean in this episode clear in his mind.

"Pretty good, Vaz" Tuck said in his usual perky voice. "Brad said something about your interviews, but I can't remember it"

"Err, so, why are you hyper all the time?" Vazura asked, leaning forward in his chair with an inquisitive look on his face.

"One word Vaz, sugar! I down two cups a day." Tuck stated with enthusiasm.

"Wow, that certainly explains a lot." Vaz said, "So Tuck, what is up with your fear of big wheels?"

At the mention of the word wheels, Tuck started looking a little pail.

"Well, when I was 5, I went to see the international unicycle parade. I was distracted, and I wandered into the parade..." Tuck then cringed at the memory.

"Say no more, I think I get the idea" Vazura said, now wanting to envision any more.

"So, who is this "Johnny Zoom" you keep mentioning?" Vazura asked.

"My favorite cartoon super hero and comic star! I wanna be as cool as him when I grow up!" Tuck stated.

"Yea, I figured that it was something like that." Vazura said.

"So" Vazura continued, "what do you think of Jenny?"

Tuck started talking enthusiastically "She's awesome! How many crime-fighting robots do you meet? She's got all this cool crime fighting-"

"I get the point Tuck!" Vazura said, trying to calm him down.

"Ok..." Tuck said, calming down a bit.

"So Tuck, what are some of your hobbies?" Vazura inquired.

"Scateboarding, baseball, video games, softball, basket ball...

"I get it Tuck!" Vazura said, trying to calm the boy.

Vazura thinks for a moment 'I want to ask that question, but I promised that this interview would be clean'

"Err, Tuck, do you have a girlfriend" Vazura asked.

(Hey, the question I was GONNA ask was a lot worse)

"EWW! No way!" Tuck said, making an adorable gagging face.

Vazura laughed a pit, then said, "Well, that's all the time we have, tune in next time when..."

"HEY!" Tuck said, "I remember what Brad said about you now!"

Tuck runs up, kicks Vazura in the shin, and runs off.

Vazura hops up and down on one foot, while saying "well, that's all the time we have -ow- tune in next time when I interview the Crust cousins"

The room fades out, and goes to black.

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Extended special (I said that the interview would be clean, but that's over)

Jenny is walking past the dressing rooms, when she encounters Brad.

"Hey Jen, what's up?" Brad asked in a calm tone. He then notices a strange device in Jenny's hand (No, not THAT kind of device) "Hey, what's that?"

"Oh, this?" Jenny said "It's a gift from Vaz, it's suppose to make me human for 48 hours, he still has not given me the code to start it"

"Wow, how did you ever get such an awesome gift?" Brad inquired.

Jenny blushed blue and said "I'd...rather not talk about it..."

Brad was about to press further, when a shirtless Vazura stuck his upper body out of his dressing room and shouted "Hey XJ! Party's not over till I say it is!" while shaking his fist.

"See you later Brad, I've got...things to do..." Jenny said. Then she shuttered, said "On my way, Vaz" and walked into the room with him. The door then closed.

Brad was flabbergasted. Just then bouncing sound came from inside the room.

"...Ok, that's not something I needed to think about" Brad said, simply walking away.

He made one last remark "This would probably shock me if I had not seen Vazura's art, now it's just weird."

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Hehe! Well, I sort of kept my word, the interview was clean at least.

Great, now people will think I'm weird...which is entirely true, but still...

Please review, it makes me almost as happy as banging up Jenny did!