A/N: Well school is actually cool for once...so sorry I haven't been able get much out but bare with me, I'm a junior in HS.

Uninvited Party Guests

January 1, 2002 12:00 AM...

"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!" all the Smashers cheered as the clock struck midnight.

Most of the older Smashers were drinking wine or champagne, the younger ones were drinking apple cider.

"Ok, first off I'd like to say..." Bowser hiccupped putting his arm around Ganondorf. "I love ya man!"

Ganondorf threw the Koopa's arm off of him and ran away from Bowser. Bowser just shrugged and downed the rest of his wine. Peach and Zelda were busying talking about their plans with their lives after the tournament was officially over.

"Well I plan on having a stadium built somewhere in Hyrule and having a tournament." Zelda said taking a sip of apple cider. (A/N: That's so good stuff!!!)

"Oh, that sounds nice, I just plan on making peace with the BeanBean Kingdom" Peach said taking a sip of her wine.

"I thought you and Queen Bean were great friends?"

"Well just about a week ago the Queen pasted away and Prince Peasley has taken over and is summoning a army to take over many kingdoms! Ours included..."

"That's terrible, after everything the Marios and you did for them."

"The BeanBean Council doesn't approve of it, but what can they do while Peasley has the most power..." Peach sighed.

"It's ok, we'll overcome whatever he throws at us!" Zelda threw her fist into the air.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have a special announcement concerning the league!" E. Gadd shouted into the microphone.

"Are we getting some more free booze?!" Falcon said while grabbing Samus's ass.

"Let go of my ass, you drunk idiot!" Samus hissed.

"Dayum, you are stacked like pancakes!!!"

"I bet you $20 and a Golden Banana that Falcon gets some action tonight." DK told Fox.

"You're on!" Fox said shaking the ape's large hand.

"No Falcon, I have better news. First of all, you guys wont be scheduled to compete until March 18, 2004!" E. Gadd said.

"How come?!" Link, the 1999 Smash Bros. Champion demanded.

"Well we are changing things around here and it will take about 3 years for us to complete the new and improved Super Smash Brothers Tournament!"

"But if you don't compete for 3 years, don't you think we will lose our skills?" Luigi asked.

"No, because you'll be working out every week and meeting each other every month for training." E. Gadd added. "You will also be require to learn 3 new signature moves!"

"Neat-o!" Ness and Young Link screamed in unison.

"You guys will also have 3 on 3 tag team battles!"

"OH MY GIDDY AUNT!!!" everyone said in perfect harmony.

"And to amaze you guys even more you'll have 5 new Smashers to compete with." E. Gadd chirped.

"This is perfect, more weak insolent fools to destroy" Mewtwo smirked.

"And who are these unlucky cherries?" Ganondorf asked still avoiding contact with the Koopa King.

"Us!" a red squirrel exclaimed taking a gulp of his beer and pointing to two babies dressed like the Mario Bros., a little koopa that looked just like Bowser, and a little chimp with a red tank top on.

Ganondorf grinned, was this the 5 threats he's been hearing of? "So, this is it, Gadd?!"

"Yes, now I think they should actually introduce themselves."

"Well, my name is Conker and I have an alcohol problem!" then he slapped himself "I mean my name is Conker and I'm the king of U.S.S.!"

"My name is Bowser Jr. and I'm the Mario's biggest threat ever!!!" he said transforming into his alter-ego Shadow Mario.

"Excuse me?" Bowser growled at his son. "Umm...I mean second biggest threat." Shadow Mario whimpered.

"My name is Baby Mario!" then the little tyke dressed in red grabbed his brother from his hiding spot. "And this is Baby Luigi." Baby Luigi smiled shyly.

"And most of you should know me, I'm DK's nephew, my name is Diddy Kong." the chimp replied showing off his guitar.

"Ok, ladies and gents, those are your new combatants!"

"What about me, cool cat?" a Kong dressed in ARMY attire yelled.

"Oh yeah, and this guy is going to be an alternate fighter and our blacksmith, Funky Kong."

"That's right and for a mere 500 Mushroom Coins, 5 power stars, 10 shines, 1000 bananas, 250 rupees, 12 crystal coconuts, or 6 golden bananas, you can purchase one of my state of the art weapons specialize just for you, dudes!" Funky said winking.

"Thank you, Mr. Kong." E. Gadd said shaking the Kong's large arm. "now we need to crown the champion!!!"

Suddenly a spotlight shined on Mario and the famous "We Are The Champions" hit the speakers. Mario ran up on the stage and performed a few dance moves for his fellow Smashers.

"Ah-ha, Mario's the winner!!!" Mario yelled doing his trademark pose.

"Here you go champ!" E. Gadd said putting the Smash Bros. Championship around his waist. "Ok, before you guys leave tomorrow to head home we have a special match in store for you guys."

"Alright, please tell me it's a mud-wrestling match between Zelda, Peach and Samus!" Bowser hiccupped. "HLA for life!!!"

"Yeah" Bowser Jr. yelled coping his father.

"Sorry, but I think you'd rather see these 5 newbies duke it out on one of exclusive brand new levels!" E. Gadd said while the 5 'newbies' stepped onto the teleporters.

"Screw this, my son will whoop all of their asses!" Bowser yelled patting his son on the back.

Conker laughed and pulled out his infamous frying pan. "I'll pan handle this kid personally..." Before Conker could finish his sentence a Bob-Omb landed on the stage and blew up everyone on the stage into the starry horizon.

"What the hell is goin' on here?" a chubby man dressed in yellow yelled out. "You havin' a party without the Wario Bros.?!"

"Yep, cuz we don't wanna your fat ass to eat all of the food!" Mario smirked.

"So what do you two want?" Luigi hissed staring a hole into Waluigi.

"We want to be in this pathetic tournament to win some easy dough." Waluigi said. "Plus I want bragging right after I kick your pathetic..." Waluigi was interrupted by a powerful jab by Luigi. Waluigi fought back by giving the Lean Green Wrecking Machine a roundhouse kick which knocked him into Kirby, Link and Falco, who were watching the brawl. Falco, not on the best terms with Luigi happen to have a beer bottle in hand and bashed Luigi in the skull with it. Waluigi smirked and was about to attack again until Mario started holding him back.

"C'mon Waluigi, this ain't the right place to do this!" Mario screamed trying to hold Waluigi back.

"Hey Mario! Let him go! I'm not afraid of that piece of..." Luigi yelled trying to get his hands on Waluigi.

"This ain't the right place for this kind of things!" Mario said dodging a kick from Luigi, intended on Waluigi.

"What's wrong Luigi, gotta have your big brother settle fights for you?" Waluigi teased.

Luigi turned red and replied to that comment by spitting in Waluigi's face. Wario then had enough of watching the fight and punched Luigi in the ribs causing him to blackout. Mario saw this and immediately tackled the greedy man to the ground.

"Falco, we've gotta stop this!" Fox yelled ready to use his stun gun.

"No way dude!" Falco yelled in excitement. "it's about time someone whooped the Mario Bros. asses!!"

"What do you have against them?" Fox asked

"They think they are so great!" Falco spat. "I personally think E. Gadd rigged this whole tournament just for promo for that lard ass!"

"Damn, why are you so jealous?" Fox growled. "are you mad cuz' he beat your ass in the first round?"

"No...that was pure lu--" Falco was interrupted by Mario's body flying into him courtesy of Wario.

"Ok guys that's enough!" E. Gadd screamed using Fox's stun gun on the Mario and Wario Bros. "This little shindig is over!"

"Awwww!" was the reply from most Smashers.

"Damn, I'm so wasted" Bowser then vomited all over Peach.

"Ack! Your so sick Bowser!"

"Nah, I'm just totally wasted, babe."

"What did you just call me?" Peach said taking out her golf club.

Bowser just replied by throwing up some more and passing out.

"Wait my brothers and sister here about this" Bowser Jr. chuckled.

A/N: It looks like things will be heating up in 3 years when the tournament, will Wario and Waluigi be there to join the chaos and mayhem, find out in the next chapter, Where it all begins...again. It would make me feel better if you guys REVIEW so I can know if I'm doing a good job or not...the next chapter will be out soon hopefully...