Disclaimer:: No Homunculi were harmed during the making of this fanfiction.Neither The Fairy of Death nor Karley Zylstra own FullMetal Alchemist, it's owned by..y'know...it's owners and stuff....We do not mean to offend anyone in anyway, whether they find this racist or are huge Led Zeppelin or Kid Rock fans. This was made for our own amusement and also to keep The Fairy of Death busy so she's not stalking the Hoenheim lookalike that lives somewhere in her neighbourhood. Remember, sueing people is mean and bad and doesn't make you very many friends.
FullMetal Idiot chapter one: London
By TFOD some plot ideas by Karley Zylstra
"We're in London." The deep voice of Hoenheim broke Edward Elric out of his daze. "What?" Came his confused reply. "London, London, London." The older man looked to be completely serious, though how anyone could be that serious while saying 'London' repeatedly was a mystery to Ed. "That's uh, wonderful..." Somehow Ed had the strange feeling that his father had lost his marbles.
"Yeeaaah!!" Hoenheim's face had lost all seriousness Edward felt that he resembles a donkey. "Free concert!" Free concert? Kind of strange....Edward strained his ears and managed to hear the faint sounds of....Led Zeppelin?! He didn't know much about the music in this world but Led Zeppelin back in the '20s? That just didn't sound right...
Meanwhile.....
Envy grinned down at Gluttony, whip in hand. "What's my name, bitch?!" He was wearing a cowboy hat and there was a lack of shirt that made him look less like a woman than ever before. They may have been even less doubt of his gender if he hadn't been wearing pants but he was, a faded pair of levi's.
"Kid Rock...." Gluttony replied, he didn't really like this game. "Dat's riight!" The whip came down hard on his back.
"What's my name?! I said what's my name bitch?!" It had occured to Gluttony that Envy could easily have changed his physical appearance to match that of this 'Kid Rock' but...We all must hope he'll never think of that......
Somehow we ended up back in London.......
"We're still in London. London, London, London." Never before had Ed wanted to hurt someone so badly for something other than calling him short. This wasn't the time though, somehow he felt very out of character in a Fairy of Death fanfiction. Somehow this seemed like the Authoress' way of torturing him. The music was starting to get annoying too. For some unexplainable reason they only song the were playing was The immigrant song...Over and over and over.
"Play something ELSE!" He called frantically, trying to at least get one thnig to go his way in this fic. It never works like that.
"Somebody help me!" Edward cried, running impressively fast, "Led Zeppelin's after me!"
Authoress' Comments:: Oh Kurt that was short...I didn't want to give away all my plot secrets in the first chapter. I still have two things to give away next chapter, neither of which make ANY sense in comparison with these. If you understand the way my brain fuctions while watching FMA you might get where I pulled this shit from but the other ones....Weren't even my brain working. It was the incredible stupidity of Miss Karley Zylstra, our favourite voice over. (Me and my friends do voice overs for certain anime, that's how I get many of my plotlines) Anyway, if you hate my writing style give me pointers, I need them. If you hate my fic don't read it and if you hate yellow subtitles you're not alone.