"Haha... Well now," and it turns out as saying that was an extremely stupid thing to do because my retarded head likes to go off on weird tangents and doesn't really care how much it embarrasses me – even though it should because it's my fucking head. Anyway your probably wondering how the hell could that make me go off on a tangent... Someone out there is deranged that's what it is. Really, really deranged.

"We call this the act of mating. But there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about," yes, I really said that... He was still looking at me so my mind decided I hadn't had enough and continued. I cupped my hand over my mouth and mimicked the song in a whispered voice, "I'd appreciate your input."

Nope, it doesn't end there! I'm really a sad lonely, little person who obviously has no friends for very good reasons. Mr. Captain just stands there and smirks at me. I don't even wanna know what he was thinking – I don't know what I was thinking.

Moving on, he's standing there with his arms crossed and his shoulder leaning against the wall like the friggin' god he is and I just keep right on. "Sweat baby, sweat baby. Sex is a Texas drop me. Can you do the kind of stuff that only friends would sing about." At this point in time I had taken the ice cream scupper and was using it as a make shift microphone while dancing around the kitchen.

Yes, at the next part I did stop and moved my hands over my body cupped by balls. Yes, I know it was exactly the best thing to do when you had a guest, but hey, did it look like I cared? Obviously not... "So put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts. Yes I'm Sisco yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up." Yupp, I gave the guy two thumbs up, still holding my ice-cream scup too.

I could hear the guy laughing, but it was weird 'cause it was that 'you're an idiot laugh' it was more like 'you're having a good time, I'm having a good time' kinda laugh. I dunno, like I said it was weird, in a good way.

Well after my little two-thumbs up move I decided I should be productive while being stupid, so I danced my way over to the fridge while singing into the ice-cream scup and got out the whipped cream. "You had enough of two hand touch. You want it rough. You're out of bounds."

Now I thought this was pretty good timing 'cause I had worked my way over to the two glasses full of chocolate milkshake and I was topping them off with whipped cream when I sang this next part. "I want you smothered, want you covered like my waffle house hash browns." Yeah, I know I'm good.

I'm swaying my hips and all that good stuff and I take the drinks up in my hands and dance my ways toward him while singing, "Come quick like fed-ex. Irridgenate like fex." Ya know I have no idea what the hell 'Irridgenate' means... "Just like cuticle cost stock. You are inclined to make me rise an hour early. Just like daylight savings time." It was then that I handed him his glass of – what I like to call – pure deliciousness. He was smirking at me the whole time and I could tell he was holding back any more laughter. He looked damn fine with that smirk though.

Now this surprised me the most. Now I don't know football boy very well, but he sure as hell doesn't look like the type to like Bloodhound Gang or anything so it surprised me that when I after I more or less said, "Do it now." He started singing with me! Now he wasn't dancing around like I was or singing at the too of his lungs or anything, but he still somewhat sung along.

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel." I was on my own for the little, "Do it again now." But he was right back singing along when I started the chorus again, "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel."

I stopped singing then, the milkshake was just too enticing too do anything but enjoy it so I took a long gulp of it while still standing in the middle of the kitchen and Mr. Captain followed suite. I quickly licked off the whipped cream I knew was on my upper lip, but football boy seemed a little clueless to the thin strip of white cream across his lips.

Can we spell drool? No, I can honestly say, that at that moment I couldn't spell 'a' if you had asked me too.

It was right about then that I think we mutually decided that we were gonna be good friends. I kinda realized that for some reason he was just as lonely as I was. I hadn't noticed until then, but he wasn't a big talker and I don't think it was 'cause he was shy. I think we just connected like that – now we weren't best friends right then and then or anything – we just sort of came to an understanding that we would be.

Anyway it wasn't just standing there that made me come to this big epiphany, it was me raising my finger to his upper lip and wiping away the cream that made me think. He didn't back away the entire time – and I was doing it pretty damn slow for obvious reasons – he just looked at me kinda curiously and gave me this little smile. Yupp, we were gonna be good friends.

A/N: Oh my fucking goodness. You guys are great! I wrote a shitty chapter last time and you guys reviewed more on that chapter then any other! Here goes my thanks:

DeadAngle – 'dood'? umm okay...thnX for the cookies, and I updated as soon I got home, after reading your review of course...

InfectedLife – I'm glad my story's funny, 'cause I'd feel bad if I was the only one laughing at my own story, that would just be sad... thnX and I hope you continue reading!

Impish – okay, okay! I'm doing my best! God your names cute... anyway! I know it's short, but I wrote it real quick and I'm gonna write another chapter this weekend, so don't be mad k?

Ahanchan – I hope you like what happened next! In truth I didn't know what to do, but I heard this song on the way home from school and here it is!

Kitty Kat 03 03 – thanks so much, I really appreciate your review. Your praise makes me feel real good wink

Shinigami88220 – I know! I write these stories to get reviews! I apprecite yours, by the way – don't stop!

Sara – Thank you soo much, I 'm glad you like it! I hope I won't fuck this story up and end up abandoning it... that would be kinda sad..

Randompancake – thank you soo much for stopping to review, and I won't stop writing I promise!

Mystical-Maiden – thanks so much, I'm glad you understand how I feel. I hope you continue to read and enjoy my story!

Akennea – sorry for the short chapters! I'm trying to get 'em longer, but schools evil...

Rashalla Entalio – I agree! If only I could afford a blunt spoon...

Cool – hey cool, you sound sexy... O.o (sorry I'm so friggin' horny it's not even funny...)

Camillian – I dunno.. thnX though, for the review

cHix0r Neko – I agree – poor Duo, thinks are gonna get pretty bad before anything good happens... so very sad

Kaaera – thnX for reviewing, I hope you enjoyed this chapter!

A/N: Hot damn 15 reviews for one chapter – I fucking love you guys, thank you so very, very much. I'll try my best for longer chapters... I'm getting to the actual plot and shit soon – Relena's gonna shw up and I know how happy you all are for her to be in the picture...heheh I'm so mean to Duo... thnX again, Tyler