The Deep Heartful Ocean is Broken and it's Raining

by Mr. E. Mysterious Mysteri

A wayward boy, who is a l33t haxoor0z0z and his unfoutrunate faithless elf-friend, seek the ocean in the land of Ragnarok and Everquest. (Crossover. No, this is not a Gary-Sue. SPOILERS AHEAD!) Rated PG-13 JUST IN CASE ; ) ; ) ; )

1. Default Chapter

"Once, this one time, I was playing my favouritest game EVER in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE," said Ravennn excitedly.

"Shut up," said the disgruntled servant.

"Quiet, servant," said Ravennn. "Now listen to this.I need to play EQ and RO at the same time!! So bring me my

Moutain Dew."

SUDDENLY a suicidal homicaidal homophobic elf appeared.

"Mae govenn, I am going to have to kill you and then myslef, alas."

The servant frowned.

The elf then pulled out a radioactive glock. "Put 'em up, mellons" he commanded, the moonlight (it was night, after all)

glinting in his(her?) hair.

"What the hell, you cannot come in here and call me a mellon!!!" Ravennn shouted.

BANG!!!!!!!!!