Authors Note: We are SO SORRY for not writing for so long. We have had HORRIBLE writiers block.
Thank you for all the e-mails with suggestions -- no, I'm not going to hang myself. It's fine. We
are OKAY.OWW.
I AM NOT INSANE.
OH. You forgot to put a disclaimer. Okay. We are sorry for not putting this before. PLease don't
arrest me. Or me. NOthing belongs to us. You can sue us, but you WON'T GET ANY MONEY. (Because I'm broke).
HAHAHA.
!!!!!!!
Last time on TDHOiBaiRaining:
"Who the hell are you anyway?" Ravenn asked.
"Legolas," he replied in a depressed tone.
Now:
"Who the hell are you anyway?" Ravenn asked.
"Legolas," he replied in a depressed tone.
"Who the hell is Legolas?" Ravennn asked.
"ME," I replied. (A/N: HAHAHA SORRY)
"Legolas is Tartface's hubby." Anoyying fire alarm girl said.
"SHUT UP!!!" Ravenn yelled, but his voice could not be heard over the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRing
of annoying fire alarm girl (AFAG)
"What's your name?" he said, after he built up a tolerance to the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRing.
"My name is Elvira," she said sweetly, "what's yours?"
Ravennnnn looked at her. She had beautiful blue eyes, like the ocean, right before a storm, and
would change colour depending on what she was feeling or to match her outfit. Because she, too,
was really really extremely beautiful. She was wearing a yellow blouse with 13 buttons and 3/4th length
sleeves. Her hair was brown and up in a fashionable ponytail look, with a neon orange hairtie, and
a few locks left hanging loose to frame her beautiful beautiful face. Her nose was small (she hated it)
and her lips were full and her chin was sharp and her ears were POINTY???????!!!
"ARE YOUR EARS IPOINTY/I??!!" Ravennn demanded.
"She is the long lost sister of Arwen Undomiel, daughter of Lord Elrond of Ilmadris?" Legolas added.
"LEGOLAS DONT BLOW MY COVER!!!!" Elvira yelled.
Elvira looked at Ravennnn. For the first time since they had met, she realized how really really
really really extremely beautiful he was. She looked deep into his orange eyes (the colour of the
sunset, she reflected) and sighed.
"Why are you sighing?" Ravennn asked, stepping in to hold her. SUDDENLY a gust of romantic wind
blew by, blowing rose petals through the air, and Elvria's stray hair in her face. Ravennn reached
out to brush it away.
"HOLY SHIT A DRAGON's ATTACKING!!!" Legolas yelled.
(A/N: Sorry about the cliffy, but it was just such a good place to stop! Anywho, I've got to go,
got a bun in the oven!
Thank you for all the e-mails with suggestions -- no, I'm not going to hang myself. It's fine. We
are OKAY.OWW.
I AM NOT INSANE.
OH. You forgot to put a disclaimer. Okay. We are sorry for not putting this before. PLease don't
arrest me. Or me. NOthing belongs to us. You can sue us, but you WON'T GET ANY MONEY. (Because I'm broke).
HAHAHA.
!!!!!!!
Last time on TDHOiBaiRaining:
"Who the hell are you anyway?" Ravenn asked.
"Legolas," he replied in a depressed tone.
Now:
"Who the hell are you anyway?" Ravenn asked.
"Legolas," he replied in a depressed tone.
"Who the hell is Legolas?" Ravennn asked.
"ME," I replied. (A/N: HAHAHA SORRY)
"Legolas is Tartface's hubby." Anoyying fire alarm girl said.
"SHUT UP!!!" Ravenn yelled, but his voice could not be heard over the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRing
of annoying fire alarm girl (AFAG)
"What's your name?" he said, after he built up a tolerance to the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRing.
"My name is Elvira," she said sweetly, "what's yours?"
Ravennnnn looked at her. She had beautiful blue eyes, like the ocean, right before a storm, and
would change colour depending on what she was feeling or to match her outfit. Because she, too,
was really really extremely beautiful. She was wearing a yellow blouse with 13 buttons and 3/4th length
sleeves. Her hair was brown and up in a fashionable ponytail look, with a neon orange hairtie, and
a few locks left hanging loose to frame her beautiful beautiful face. Her nose was small (she hated it)
and her lips were full and her chin was sharp and her ears were POINTY???????!!!
"ARE YOUR EARS IPOINTY/I??!!" Ravennn demanded.
"She is the long lost sister of Arwen Undomiel, daughter of Lord Elrond of Ilmadris?" Legolas added.
"LEGOLAS DONT BLOW MY COVER!!!!" Elvira yelled.
Elvira looked at Ravennnn. For the first time since they had met, she realized how really really
really really extremely beautiful he was. She looked deep into his orange eyes (the colour of the
sunset, she reflected) and sighed.
"Why are you sighing?" Ravennn asked, stepping in to hold her. SUDDENLY a gust of romantic wind
blew by, blowing rose petals through the air, and Elvria's stray hair in her face. Ravennn reached
out to brush it away.
"HOLY SHIT A DRAGON's ATTACKING!!!" Legolas yelled.
(A/N: Sorry about the cliffy, but it was just such a good place to stop! Anywho, I've got to go,
got a bun in the oven!