Foxed

Chapter 1: The Second Naruto! Naruto and Kyuubi Seperate in a Strange New World!

By: Sano-Dead83 (Formerly the authors Sano-kun and Dead83)

Disclaimer: We own nothing relating to Naruto or Inuyasha or some various Final Fantasy references in future chapters.

It was several days till the beginning of the Chuunin Exam, and the greatest prospect whom wasn't looked higly upon was at the moment rejoicing over the fact that he had completed his Summoning Jutsu training. To Naruto everthing was going fine, that was until his summon, the Great Toad Boss Gamabunta, wasn't taking it to well that he was summoned by as he put it, a little punk. But all that changed when he saw the Contract of the Toads and read Naruto's name in it. Grudgingly the toad accepted the fact that Naruto was his summoner but he turned the tables on the vessel of the Kyuubi by making him his underling. Once that had finished, Gamabunta dissapeared in a giant puff of smoke leaving Naruto all alone on the the edge of the cliff he was previously pushed over.

"Man this is soo great, now that I've mastered how pull out that Nine-Tails chakra and summoning jutsu I'm just one step closer to becoming Hokage!" Crowed Naruto as he started to bounce around estatically before he felt a light wind flow across him.

Naruto payed no mind to the wind until he felt the wind start to get stronger and stronger until it was to the point where it would pick him up. Naruto was suddenly picked up by the high moving wind and was once again tossed over the edge of the same cliff and this time his chakra was drained meaning that this time he was going to die. But as ususal fate had a warped sense of humor because the moment Naruto was about to hit the bottom of the crevace he seemingly phased through the ground instead of doing the traditional splat and have a few body parts detatch and bounce around.

"Hey get up. I said get the fuck up!" Said a voice similar to Naruto's only that it was an octave deeper.

"Man what the hell just happened?" Groaned Naruto as he came to find that he was inside of a forset.

"Like the hell I should know." Said a person whom looked like Naruto only a few years older with reddish brown hair, bright red eyes, and wearing the same clothes as Naruto with the esception that his color scheme was black and red.

"Who are you?!"

"Dumbass I've been inside you for all this time and yet you don't know who I am? I lent you my chakra and saved your ass from death I should just kick your scrawny ass now!"

"Umm...I still don't know who you are."

"I'm the Kyuubi that was sealed inside of you."

"But shouldn't you be like a giant nine-tailed fox if you're outside of my body?"

"I was thinking the same thing but it seems like the seperation made take on your physical qualities instead of my orginal form, guess the Forth anticipated our seperation."

"So I'm just a normal kid now?"

"Far from it, even though we're seperated we our chakras are a mix of each others and instead of being weaker we're actaully twice as strong than when we were one."

"Great so if I'm stronger then I can at beat that damn Neji and Sasuke and get Sakura-chan to fall madly in love with me!"

"Quite I already choose a mate for you and you will be with her."

"How the hell can you do that?!"

"Because, I'm an all powerful demon that was merged with you and that means I do have SOME influence in your life if your genes are going to be passed around."

"But who is it?"

"I'll tell you later."

"Damn you...wait a minute what the hell should I call you?"

"Uzumaki. Kyuubi Uzumaki."

"So you're taking my last name eh?"

"We were one after all now come on."

"If we go can you promise me not to try and kill people?"

"I promise, I won't kill anyone that is if they try to kill us."

"Ugh you just like to kill don't you?"

"It's a great way to relieve stress aside from sex."

"Huh?"

"I'll explain the concept to you when you hit puberty."

So Naruto and Kyuubi walked through the dense forest until they came to a small stream hearing some laughter the two slipped into ninja mode and quietly crept aorund till they came to the source of the laughing, a hot spring. Then both boys eyes got wide as the looked through a the tall grass surronging the spring and saw two young women no older than Kyuubi's physical form were currently undressing. The both girls had long black hair, one was a bit taller than the other and her body had a variety of scars which still didn't take away a bit from her beauty, while the other one just made Kyuubi's horomones rage out of control. The boys continued to oggle the eye candy in front of them until the heard a mock cough behind them. Turning around Naruto and Kyuubi saw a a man dressed in dark violet and black robes with black hair pulled into a small pigtail, violet eyes, a monk's staff in his left hand, and a small cloth with prayer beads wrapped around his right hand glaring at them.

"What are you two doing back here?" Asked the man.

"Nothing." Said Kyuubi as he tried to edge away with Naruto.

"Sure you aren't...you're clothes are different from here...where are you from?"

"Umm....far away?"

"Nice try."

"Damn how to get out of this one...I know!"

"What?"

"KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!" Yelled Naruto as he produced ten shadow clones.

"What manner of sorcery is this?"

"It ain't no sorcery buddy this is high class ninjutsu and noe prepare yourself for the most sacred technique of Kohona Village! HAREM NO JUTSU!" Cried Naruto as he and his clones all transformed into very vuluptuous and nude girls that latched themselves onto the monk causing him to pass out from a massive nosebleed.

"That was unorthadox, but still it was good." Smirked Kyuubi.

"Heh, nobody has been able to defend from my jutsu." Grinned Naruto.

"Sure, now let's go now before we start to attract more attention."

"Who are you and what the hell did you do to Miroku!" Growled a young man with wild silver hair, gold eyes, two small dog ears twitching on his head, wearing a red hakama and pants, and a rosary necklace while a large sword was resting on his shoulders.

"Just this....HAREM NO JUTSU!!" Cried Kyuubi as he replicated Naruto's jutsu causing the dog eared boy to pass out just like the monk.

"You know I get the feeling that all adult men are weak when it comes to this jutsu." Muttered Naruto.

"Yeah now let's go."

"Hold it right there!" Said a woman's voice.

"Son of a bitch can't we just get a fucking break?!" Cursed Kyuubi as he and Naruto saw both of the girls they were looking at now fully dressed and weilding weapons. The shorter girl was wearing a short green skirt, a white blouse and was armed with a bow and arrows, while the taller one was wearing a skin tight black body suit with pink armor padding with a sheathed sword to her side and a large boomerang slung across her shoulder.

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Kyuubi: Oi this is Kyuubi and right now things are getting too damn annoying. Must...kill...something. Ugh anyways just watch me deal with these two females with MY superior attacks!

Naruto: But don't you get knocked out for groping and licking that girl with the huge boomerang?

Kyuubi: Shut the hell up Naruto!

Naruto: . Ouch.....

Kyuubi: Just wait for the next chapter of Foxed, Defeated! The Uzumaki's Meet The Shard Hunters.