Foxed
Chapter 2: Defeated! The Uzumaki's Meet The Shard Hunters.
By: Sano-Dead83
Disclaimer: I own nothing relating to Naruto or Inuyasha or some various Final Fantasy references in future chapters.
"Son of a bitch can't we just get a fucking break?!" Cursed Kyuubi as he and Naruto saw both of the girls they were looking at now fully dressed and weilding weapons. The shorter girl was wearing a short green skirt, a white blouse and was armed with a bow and arrows, while the taller one was wearing a skin tight black body suit with pink armor padding with a sheathed sword to her side and a large boomerang slung across her shoulder.
"I'm guessing the answer's a big no." Winced Naruto.
"What have you've done to Inuyasha and Miroku?!" Asked the girl with bow and arrows.
"I can assure you they're not dead, we found them like this, right bro?" Said Kyuubi.
"Yeah." Said Naruto.
"Quit lying, I can tell that the two of you are demons." Said the girl with the boomerang.
"Fuck. So you found us out, what are you going to do about it?" Smirked Kyuubi.
"Kagome, if you will."
"Gladly Sango." Said Kagome as she fired off an arrow which soon became ungulfed in violet energy.
"What kinda jutsu was that?!" Shouted Naruto as he dodged the arrow to find that it ate a trench into the ground behind him.
"I don't have a freaking Sharingan, but let's teach these bitches a lesson on not to mess with the most ass-kicking ninja's around!" Shouted Kyuubi as he began to charge his chakra.
"Got it, KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU! Normally I won't hit a girl but you pushed me too far!"
"Come then, losers." Smirked Sango.
So the battle commenced with Naruto and his shadow clones going after Kagome while Kyuubi squared off with Sango. Naruto was having a tough time dealing with Kagome as every time he would get close to her the aura that built up around her arrows would start to cause some pain to the ninja causing him to collapse to the ground. Kyuubi on the other hand was having fun annoying Sango by using the art of substitution everytime she tried to hack in half with her sword or snap his neck with her boomerang. Deciding to toy with Sango some more, Kyuubi caught Sango from behind and began to grope her.
"Heh, these are just right, big and soft. How about we quit fighting and start playing hide the rainbow roll?" Chuckled Kyuubi as he licked Sango's cheek while not noticing the sudden surge of killing intent pouring off of the now twitching and red Sango.
"PERVERT!" Screeched Sango.
"Ouch, he's gonna feel that one for the next few years." Winced Kagome as she and Naruto stopped their fighting to see Kyuubi driven thirty feet into the ground.
"Ugh, stupid Pervert Brother...anyways look at that a three-toed sloth!" Said Naruto as he pointed towards the sky.
"What?"
"UZUMAKAAAGGGHHH! Put me down damnit!" Yelled Naruto as he was preping for the Naruto Rendan only to have his foot caught and to be dangled upsidedown by the dog-eared boy.
"Shut up ya damn punk!" Said the dog-eared boy as he smaked Naruto upside his head.
"Inuyasha you're alright." Smiled Kagome.
"Feh, nothing can keep me down." Said Inuyasha as he shook Naruto around while the monk, Miroku, was starting to come to.
"So did you deal with those two...Inuyasha you fell prey to the same spell as I did huh?" Said Miroku as he caught sight of some dried blood on Inuyasha's face.
"More or less." Muttered Inuyasha.
"Ugh, damnit let go of my brother!" Said Kyuubi as he pulled himself from the hole Sango put him in.
"What the hell?! Down pervert!" Seethed Sango as she hit Kyuubi again.
"Ouch, not even I've made Sango mad enough to make a crater with my body." Winced Miroku.
"So what do you have in mind for these two?" Asked Kagome.
"I say we beat the small one unconcious and castrate the bigger one." Said Sango.
"Hey Big-Boobed Bommerang Girl, what do you mean by castrate?" Asked Naruto.
"Big-Boobed?!"
"I'd say that was an accurate description." Mused Miroku sagely before he was driven into the ground.
"Quite Monk!"
"Ouch...."
"Hey we didn't want any trouble but you started it!" Said Naruto.
"Hah, then what the hell were you doing when I found ya?" Said Inuyasha as he tossed Naruto on the ground.
"I was looking at those girls with my brother when the monk guy came and then I knocked him out with Harem no Jutsu and then you came back there and were knocked out just like the monk guy."
"Ugh...enough with the damn boomerang..." Moaned Kyuubi as he crawled out of the crater, again.
"Hey Kyuubi are you alright?"
"Feh, like a busty kunochi could take me out."
"But she knocked you out twice."
"Your point being?" Growled Kyuubi as he let his chakra run wild scaring the crap out of Naruto.
"Nothing."
"I thought so."
"What a weird pair they are." Said Miroku.
"Um..excuse since you don't seem to pose a threat anymore could you at least tell us your names?" Asked Kagome.
"Kagome why do you have to get all friendly with these guys, they tried to kill you!" Said Inuyasha.
"Plus they were peeping." Added Miroku.
"Like you weren't planning too." Glared Sango.
"I was merely scouting the area for bandits, you can never be too sure about things." Coughed Miroku.
"Sure."
"Well since you asked so nicely I'm Kyuubi Uzumaki and this here is my kid bother Naruto Uzumaki." Said Kyuubi.
"Kyuubi you forgot to add the man who is the future Hokage after my name." Said Naruto.
"Hokage, what the hell is a Hokage?" Said Inuyasha.
"It's a title going to the strongest ninja from the village we're from." Said Kyuubi.
"So you guys are ninjas?" Said Miroku.
"Yep, the best damn ones around for our levels."
"Levels?"
"Yeah I'm a beginner or Genin and Kyuubi is an elite or Jounin." Lied Naruto partially.
"So are you guys from around here?"
"Right now we have no clue where the hell we are."
"Hmm..Kagome these two be from your time, their clothes are out place here and no ninja I've heard about would run around with red or bright orange." Said Miroku.
"Hey you could be right Miroku, but my time doesn't have any ninja clans except for the ones in movies and T.V. shows." Said Kagome.
"Well that's ruled out."
"Crud...so we're stuck here in a place we know nothing about, damn it all to hell." Cursed Kyuubi.
"We'd like to help you but we have to leave in a little bit." Said Kagome.
"What for?"
"Long story trust us,."
"Wait a minute we're coming with you guys, we don't know our way still." Smiled Kyuubi and Naruto sheepishly as they both took fox-like expressions.
"I don't think you'd enjoy yourself too much by following us." Said Kagome.
"Their abilities might be of great help Kagome, after all they did defeat me and Inuyasha with little effort." Said Miroku.
"Now that you bring it up again, just how did they beat you two?" Asked Kagome.
"Oh the Pervert Monk and Doggie fell to our Harem no Jutsu!" Said Naruto.
"Harem no Jutsu?"
"I can show you if you like."
"Not now Naruto, we have a long journey ahead of us." Said Miroku as he picked up Naruto by the scruff of his neck and ran with Inuyasha tagging close behind.
"What was that for?" Said Sango.
"I'll tell you all about but how about we get to know each other a little more closely." Said Kyuubi as he placed an arm around Sango's and Kagome's waist.
"If you don't feel like loosing the ability to piss standing upright I suggest you let go now." Threatened Sango.
"Fair enough."
"He's just as bad as Miroku if not worse."
"Oh come Sango, maybe he'll behave himsEEP! PERVERT!" Screamed Kagome as she backhanded Kyuubi after feeling the ninja's hand touching her butt.
"Ouch...." Moaned Kyuubi as he slumped to the ground unconscious.
"Maybe not, let's go Kagome." Sighed Sango as she tied Kyuubi up and began to drag him.
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Inuyasha: Ugh I can't believe that I fell for an attack that stupid!
Naruto: Hah you're just a pervert doggie.
Kyuubi: Heh-heh, he's got you there.
Inuyasha: I hate you two.
Sango: Let's just do the chapter preview!
Naruto: Kay, me and Kyuubi are now travelling with Kagome and friends when we encounter a fruity looking guy that has a shard of the jewel Kagome's group is after and claiming to be a member of some stupid mercenary group challenging all of us to a fight. Feh, just another stepping stone on my way to being Hokage, stay around for the next chapter of Foxed, Rebirth. Naruto vs Jakotsu of the Shichinin-Tai.
Chapter 2: Defeated! The Uzumaki's Meet The Shard Hunters.
By: Sano-Dead83
Disclaimer: I own nothing relating to Naruto or Inuyasha or some various Final Fantasy references in future chapters.
"Son of a bitch can't we just get a fucking break?!" Cursed Kyuubi as he and Naruto saw both of the girls they were looking at now fully dressed and weilding weapons. The shorter girl was wearing a short green skirt, a white blouse and was armed with a bow and arrows, while the taller one was wearing a skin tight black body suit with pink armor padding with a sheathed sword to her side and a large boomerang slung across her shoulder.
"I'm guessing the answer's a big no." Winced Naruto.
"What have you've done to Inuyasha and Miroku?!" Asked the girl with bow and arrows.
"I can assure you they're not dead, we found them like this, right bro?" Said Kyuubi.
"Yeah." Said Naruto.
"Quit lying, I can tell that the two of you are demons." Said the girl with the boomerang.
"Fuck. So you found us out, what are you going to do about it?" Smirked Kyuubi.
"Kagome, if you will."
"Gladly Sango." Said Kagome as she fired off an arrow which soon became ungulfed in violet energy.
"What kinda jutsu was that?!" Shouted Naruto as he dodged the arrow to find that it ate a trench into the ground behind him.
"I don't have a freaking Sharingan, but let's teach these bitches a lesson on not to mess with the most ass-kicking ninja's around!" Shouted Kyuubi as he began to charge his chakra.
"Got it, KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU! Normally I won't hit a girl but you pushed me too far!"
"Come then, losers." Smirked Sango.
So the battle commenced with Naruto and his shadow clones going after Kagome while Kyuubi squared off with Sango. Naruto was having a tough time dealing with Kagome as every time he would get close to her the aura that built up around her arrows would start to cause some pain to the ninja causing him to collapse to the ground. Kyuubi on the other hand was having fun annoying Sango by using the art of substitution everytime she tried to hack in half with her sword or snap his neck with her boomerang. Deciding to toy with Sango some more, Kyuubi caught Sango from behind and began to grope her.
"Heh, these are just right, big and soft. How about we quit fighting and start playing hide the rainbow roll?" Chuckled Kyuubi as he licked Sango's cheek while not noticing the sudden surge of killing intent pouring off of the now twitching and red Sango.
"PERVERT!" Screeched Sango.
"Ouch, he's gonna feel that one for the next few years." Winced Kagome as she and Naruto stopped their fighting to see Kyuubi driven thirty feet into the ground.
"Ugh, stupid Pervert Brother...anyways look at that a three-toed sloth!" Said Naruto as he pointed towards the sky.
"What?"
"UZUMAKAAAGGGHHH! Put me down damnit!" Yelled Naruto as he was preping for the Naruto Rendan only to have his foot caught and to be dangled upsidedown by the dog-eared boy.
"Shut up ya damn punk!" Said the dog-eared boy as he smaked Naruto upside his head.
"Inuyasha you're alright." Smiled Kagome.
"Feh, nothing can keep me down." Said Inuyasha as he shook Naruto around while the monk, Miroku, was starting to come to.
"So did you deal with those two...Inuyasha you fell prey to the same spell as I did huh?" Said Miroku as he caught sight of some dried blood on Inuyasha's face.
"More or less." Muttered Inuyasha.
"Ugh, damnit let go of my brother!" Said Kyuubi as he pulled himself from the hole Sango put him in.
"What the hell?! Down pervert!" Seethed Sango as she hit Kyuubi again.
"Ouch, not even I've made Sango mad enough to make a crater with my body." Winced Miroku.
"So what do you have in mind for these two?" Asked Kagome.
"I say we beat the small one unconcious and castrate the bigger one." Said Sango.
"Hey Big-Boobed Bommerang Girl, what do you mean by castrate?" Asked Naruto.
"Big-Boobed?!"
"I'd say that was an accurate description." Mused Miroku sagely before he was driven into the ground.
"Quite Monk!"
"Ouch...."
"Hey we didn't want any trouble but you started it!" Said Naruto.
"Hah, then what the hell were you doing when I found ya?" Said Inuyasha as he tossed Naruto on the ground.
"I was looking at those girls with my brother when the monk guy came and then I knocked him out with Harem no Jutsu and then you came back there and were knocked out just like the monk guy."
"Ugh...enough with the damn boomerang..." Moaned Kyuubi as he crawled out of the crater, again.
"Hey Kyuubi are you alright?"
"Feh, like a busty kunochi could take me out."
"But she knocked you out twice."
"Your point being?" Growled Kyuubi as he let his chakra run wild scaring the crap out of Naruto.
"Nothing."
"I thought so."
"What a weird pair they are." Said Miroku.
"Um..excuse since you don't seem to pose a threat anymore could you at least tell us your names?" Asked Kagome.
"Kagome why do you have to get all friendly with these guys, they tried to kill you!" Said Inuyasha.
"Plus they were peeping." Added Miroku.
"Like you weren't planning too." Glared Sango.
"I was merely scouting the area for bandits, you can never be too sure about things." Coughed Miroku.
"Sure."
"Well since you asked so nicely I'm Kyuubi Uzumaki and this here is my kid bother Naruto Uzumaki." Said Kyuubi.
"Kyuubi you forgot to add the man who is the future Hokage after my name." Said Naruto.
"Hokage, what the hell is a Hokage?" Said Inuyasha.
"It's a title going to the strongest ninja from the village we're from." Said Kyuubi.
"So you guys are ninjas?" Said Miroku.
"Yep, the best damn ones around for our levels."
"Levels?"
"Yeah I'm a beginner or Genin and Kyuubi is an elite or Jounin." Lied Naruto partially.
"So are you guys from around here?"
"Right now we have no clue where the hell we are."
"Hmm..Kagome these two be from your time, their clothes are out place here and no ninja I've heard about would run around with red or bright orange." Said Miroku.
"Hey you could be right Miroku, but my time doesn't have any ninja clans except for the ones in movies and T.V. shows." Said Kagome.
"Well that's ruled out."
"Crud...so we're stuck here in a place we know nothing about, damn it all to hell." Cursed Kyuubi.
"We'd like to help you but we have to leave in a little bit." Said Kagome.
"What for?"
"Long story trust us,."
"Wait a minute we're coming with you guys, we don't know our way still." Smiled Kyuubi and Naruto sheepishly as they both took fox-like expressions.
"I don't think you'd enjoy yourself too much by following us." Said Kagome.
"Their abilities might be of great help Kagome, after all they did defeat me and Inuyasha with little effort." Said Miroku.
"Now that you bring it up again, just how did they beat you two?" Asked Kagome.
"Oh the Pervert Monk and Doggie fell to our Harem no Jutsu!" Said Naruto.
"Harem no Jutsu?"
"I can show you if you like."
"Not now Naruto, we have a long journey ahead of us." Said Miroku as he picked up Naruto by the scruff of his neck and ran with Inuyasha tagging close behind.
"What was that for?" Said Sango.
"I'll tell you all about but how about we get to know each other a little more closely." Said Kyuubi as he placed an arm around Sango's and Kagome's waist.
"If you don't feel like loosing the ability to piss standing upright I suggest you let go now." Threatened Sango.
"Fair enough."
"He's just as bad as Miroku if not worse."
"Oh come Sango, maybe he'll behave himsEEP! PERVERT!" Screamed Kagome as she backhanded Kyuubi after feeling the ninja's hand touching her butt.
"Ouch...." Moaned Kyuubi as he slumped to the ground unconscious.
"Maybe not, let's go Kagome." Sighed Sango as she tied Kyuubi up and began to drag him.
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Inuyasha: Ugh I can't believe that I fell for an attack that stupid!
Naruto: Hah you're just a pervert doggie.
Kyuubi: Heh-heh, he's got you there.
Inuyasha: I hate you two.
Sango: Let's just do the chapter preview!
Naruto: Kay, me and Kyuubi are now travelling with Kagome and friends when we encounter a fruity looking guy that has a shard of the jewel Kagome's group is after and claiming to be a member of some stupid mercenary group challenging all of us to a fight. Feh, just another stepping stone on my way to being Hokage, stay around for the next chapter of Foxed, Rebirth. Naruto vs Jakotsu of the Shichinin-Tai.