Starlight: I just thought of such a funny one-shot fic! And it has to deal with the short video called Madness on funnyjunk! And I was thinkin', what if one of the Naruto characters went on a killing spree? Well read and find out.
Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto stood under a tree listening to pop music. Sasuke looked a bit annoyed, Sakura was holding the cd player, and Naruto was dancing. Sasuke finally got fed up and walked up to Sakura.
"Give me the Radio!" Sasuke demanded.
"No!" Sakura yelled pushing Sasuke out of the way.
Sasuke stood up and clenched his fist, then started to attack Sakura, who dropped the radio and was pumbled to the ground. Sasuke stood up as Naruto continued dancing to the music in the backround.
"Look what Sasuke did to Sakura!" Yelled someone, "Lets get him!!"
Random Sakura fans ran towards Sasuke as he was jumped. Tackled to the ground he threw a few people up aganist the tree knocking them out. Three people laid underneath the tree as Kakashi came into the picture.
"Sasuke have you gone mad!" Kakashi yelled.
"That's what happens when you listen to pop music." Sasuke yelled.
Naruto, who was dancing happily, looked at them and shrugged and continued dancing his little dance.
Kakashi and Sasuke duked it out with their little throwing star, after a few minutes Kakashi made doubles of himself and had them attack the unsupected Sasuke. He yelled and ripped off one of the head and chucked it at the other Kakashi. Then he took out a shuriken and chucked it at the real Kakashi and killed him.
Dozens more of Kakashi/Sakura fans attacked Sasuke as he took care of them one at a time. By the end of this little part the grass was stained with blood and covered with dead bodies. Only Sasuke and the dancing Naruto left. Sasuke took out one last shuriken and tossed it at Naruto killing him.
Sasuke walked off stage grabbing the radio and changing it to some rock station and dancing.
- And to this day our hero, Sasuke, has slane 30 men. And later will admit having a good time doing it too. Well, 32 if you count the two fake Kakashi's.-
Star: Soo. How'd ya like it? I know, a bit bad, I was in a hurry. Soo.. If you'd like to see the real video go to Funny Junk and look up Madness! Sooooooo R&R.