Lupe: *is bouncing around the Neb* I KNOW KUNG FU! I KNOW KUNG FU!
Morpheus: Show me.
Lupe: Okay. *kicks Morpheus in the head*
Morpheus: No, moron, I meant in the sparring program! *rubs head*
Lupe: Well, why didn't you say so?
*they get plugged into the sparring program*
Lupe: Hi-yah! *strikes freakish-looking pose*
Morpheus: Hoo-yah! *strikes equally freakish pose. It looks very painful*
Cool music: dum dum dum
*they run at each other*
Crowd: *cheer*
Lupe: *leaps over Morpeus's head and gives him a wedgie*
Morpheus: Hey, no fair!
Crowd: *waves glowsticks*
Tiny flying hampsters: Get your popcorn here, folks!
Crowd: *buys popcorn madly*
Mouse: Everybody! The tiny flying hampsters are selling popcorn!
Neb crew: *run to watch*
*Morpheus and Lupe kung-fu fight like mad*
Lupe: WHEEEE! *runs up the wall*
Neb crew: Oooooooooooo.
Tiny flying hampsters: This scene is too long! We're out of popcorn!
Crowd: NOOOOOOO! *trample hampsters*
Morpheus: Aww man!
Lupe: *takes advantage of his distraction to punch his lights out*
Morpheus: *bug eyes*
Neb crew: YAAAAAAAAAY!
Lupe: OKAY LET'S GO KICK SOME AGENT BUTT!
*they all run off to do just that*
Lupe: WHEEEEEE!!!!!! *is driving a freakin' cool car*
*Morpheus, Neo, and Trinity are sitting in the back eating strawberries*
Morpheus: What's the point of this?
Lupe: Shut up and eat your strawberries.
Morpheus: Why?
Lupe: Author's orders.
Spoonboy: There are no strawberries.
Lupe: Shut up, you aren't even supposed to be here!
Spoonboy: But THEY'RE here early! *points to Twins who have mysteriously appeared in the car sometime in the last four sentances*
Lupe: They can be in here because they're awsome assasins and the COOLEST characters in the movie!
Twins: *smirk*
Trinity: Waitwaitwait. Where in the world did YOU get omnipotent power over this fic?
Lupe: I'm a major self-insertion incarnation of the author.
Trinity:.... and the author is.....
Lupe: A teenaged fangirl with unlimited powers who is chosing what we do and what we say even as we speak.
Trinity: Oh. That makes me feel SO much better.
Lupe: Now eat your strawberries.
Trinity: But where are we going?
Lupe: dunno.
*suddenly the car crashes into a hemp factory. Everything blows up*
Lupe: Well that was fun.
Morpheus: Rrrrrrrrrrrr.........
Twins: Uh-oh. *phase through the ground, where they will remain for several chapters. So sad*
Morpheus: I think this is an appropriate time for.....END OF CHAPTER! *kicks Lupe ofscreen*
Lupe: But I'm a self-insertion incarnation of the author who..... *voice fades off as she flies into the distance*
Homestar Runner: *does a little dance* Doot doot doot do doot do do do doot doot.....
(a/n: if this is too wierd and random, please let me know!!!! Review and you get cookies in the shape of your favorite character- if you like the Twins you get double!)
Morpheus: Show me.
Lupe: Okay. *kicks Morpheus in the head*
Morpheus: No, moron, I meant in the sparring program! *rubs head*
Lupe: Well, why didn't you say so?
*they get plugged into the sparring program*
Lupe: Hi-yah! *strikes freakish-looking pose*
Morpheus: Hoo-yah! *strikes equally freakish pose. It looks very painful*
Cool music: dum dum dum
*they run at each other*
Crowd: *cheer*
Lupe: *leaps over Morpeus's head and gives him a wedgie*
Morpheus: Hey, no fair!
Crowd: *waves glowsticks*
Tiny flying hampsters: Get your popcorn here, folks!
Crowd: *buys popcorn madly*
Mouse: Everybody! The tiny flying hampsters are selling popcorn!
Neb crew: *run to watch*
*Morpheus and Lupe kung-fu fight like mad*
Lupe: WHEEEE! *runs up the wall*
Neb crew: Oooooooooooo.
Tiny flying hampsters: This scene is too long! We're out of popcorn!
Crowd: NOOOOOOO! *trample hampsters*
Morpheus: Aww man!
Lupe: *takes advantage of his distraction to punch his lights out*
Morpheus: *bug eyes*
Neb crew: YAAAAAAAAAY!
Lupe: OKAY LET'S GO KICK SOME AGENT BUTT!
*they all run off to do just that*
Lupe: WHEEEEEE!!!!!! *is driving a freakin' cool car*
*Morpheus, Neo, and Trinity are sitting in the back eating strawberries*
Morpheus: What's the point of this?
Lupe: Shut up and eat your strawberries.
Morpheus: Why?
Lupe: Author's orders.
Spoonboy: There are no strawberries.
Lupe: Shut up, you aren't even supposed to be here!
Spoonboy: But THEY'RE here early! *points to Twins who have mysteriously appeared in the car sometime in the last four sentances*
Lupe: They can be in here because they're awsome assasins and the COOLEST characters in the movie!
Twins: *smirk*
Trinity: Waitwaitwait. Where in the world did YOU get omnipotent power over this fic?
Lupe: I'm a major self-insertion incarnation of the author.
Trinity:.... and the author is.....
Lupe: A teenaged fangirl with unlimited powers who is chosing what we do and what we say even as we speak.
Trinity: Oh. That makes me feel SO much better.
Lupe: Now eat your strawberries.
Trinity: But where are we going?
Lupe: dunno.
*suddenly the car crashes into a hemp factory. Everything blows up*
Lupe: Well that was fun.
Morpheus: Rrrrrrrrrrrr.........
Twins: Uh-oh. *phase through the ground, where they will remain for several chapters. So sad*
Morpheus: I think this is an appropriate time for.....END OF CHAPTER! *kicks Lupe ofscreen*
Lupe: But I'm a self-insertion incarnation of the author who..... *voice fades off as she flies into the distance*
Homestar Runner: *does a little dance* Doot doot doot do doot do do do doot doot.....
(a/n: if this is too wierd and random, please let me know!!!! Review and you get cookies in the shape of your favorite character- if you like the Twins you get double!)