Uh, yeah.... so we're skipping around a little bit. Oh well. What are you
gonna do? (just kidding)
Illusionist (aka Faith) Thank you for reviewing! You make me so happy!
*hands out cookies galore*
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing except what I paid for (a Twins poster, and I have a future plan to buy one strand of Neo's hair)
Cypher: *is eating steak at a restaurant with Agent Smith* When I eat this, I know that the Matrix is telling me how it tastes, how it looks, how it smells..... you know what I think?
Agent Smith: You like steak too much?
Cypher: *ignores him* Ignorance is bliss.
Agent Smith: I wouldn't know, I'm a vegetarian.
Cypher:.........
Agent Smith: You know what I hate most about the Matrix?
Cypher: What?
Agent Smith: The tiny flying hamsters that steal your lasagna. I mean.... those little things are SO AGGRAVATING!
Cypher:..............
Agent Smith: You mean you've never had tiny flying hamsters steal your lasagna?
Cypher: Well... I had them steal my refrigerator once.... but I thought that was because of the mushrooms. Did you know mushrooms have an expiration date? Who would have guessed?
Agent Smith: Hey! I wrote that mushroom expiration program myself!
Cypher: You wanna know what I think of that?!?! Do ya? Huh?
Waitress: *interrupts* Hi, can I get you folks anything to drink?
Cypher: That waitress looks familiar.....
Waitress: Cypher?!?!?
Cypher: LUPE?!?!?!?
Lupe: TRAITOR!!!!!
Cypher: How did you know?
Lupe: Your hat. *points to Cypher's hat which says "TRAITOR" in big red letters*
Cypher: I KNEW I should have taken that off.
Lupe: So, do you want anything to eat or not?
Cypher: I'll have some Sprite
Lupe: I'm sorry, we're all out of Sprite.... you're going to have to make 7-,bUP YOURS.b *walks off*
Agent Smith: You know her?
Cypher: Unfortunately.
Agent Smith: So let's get down to business. You get me those codes, and I'll plug you back into the Matrix.
Cypher: Yeah. But I don't want to remember nothing. You hear me? Nothing.
Agent Smith: You realize that's a double negative- "don't want to remember nothing" means you DO want to remember everything....
Cypher: NO! No! I don't want to remember ANYTHING at all!
Agent Smith: Okay. So you want to forget everything including how to breathe, eat, talk...
Cypher: NO! I don't want to remember anything about the Matrix, Zion, the rebellion, squiddies, YOU, or anything like that!
Agent Smith: Got it.
Cypher: Good. It's a deal.
Lupe: *is watching them from across the room* Tiny flying hamsters?
Tiny flying hamsters: Yeah?
Lupe: Go steal their lasagna.
*several minutes later*
Agent Smith: *storms over, clutching a tiny flying hamster* Is this yours?
Lupe: Um.... er......
Agent Smith: END OF CHAPTER!!! *kicks Lupe and the hamster offscreen*
Lupe: *hits head on a random herring, causing a concussion and making her lose all memory of the past 5 minutes (or less, depending on your reading speed)*
Cypher: Well that was handy.
Agent Smith: Wait. Was that a HERRING? How can a HERRING make you lose your memory?
Cypher: Hey, I take what I can get.
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing except what I paid for (a Twins poster, and I have a future plan to buy one strand of Neo's hair)
Cypher: *is eating steak at a restaurant with Agent Smith* When I eat this, I know that the Matrix is telling me how it tastes, how it looks, how it smells..... you know what I think?
Agent Smith: You like steak too much?
Cypher: *ignores him* Ignorance is bliss.
Agent Smith: I wouldn't know, I'm a vegetarian.
Cypher:.........
Agent Smith: You know what I hate most about the Matrix?
Cypher: What?
Agent Smith: The tiny flying hamsters that steal your lasagna. I mean.... those little things are SO AGGRAVATING!
Cypher:..............
Agent Smith: You mean you've never had tiny flying hamsters steal your lasagna?
Cypher: Well... I had them steal my refrigerator once.... but I thought that was because of the mushrooms. Did you know mushrooms have an expiration date? Who would have guessed?
Agent Smith: Hey! I wrote that mushroom expiration program myself!
Cypher: You wanna know what I think of that?!?! Do ya? Huh?
Waitress: *interrupts* Hi, can I get you folks anything to drink?
Cypher: That waitress looks familiar.....
Waitress: Cypher?!?!?
Cypher: LUPE?!?!?!?
Lupe: TRAITOR!!!!!
Cypher: How did you know?
Lupe: Your hat. *points to Cypher's hat which says "TRAITOR" in big red letters*
Cypher: I KNEW I should have taken that off.
Lupe: So, do you want anything to eat or not?
Cypher: I'll have some Sprite
Lupe: I'm sorry, we're all out of Sprite.... you're going to have to make 7-,bUP YOURS.b *walks off*
Agent Smith: You know her?
Cypher: Unfortunately.
Agent Smith: So let's get down to business. You get me those codes, and I'll plug you back into the Matrix.
Cypher: Yeah. But I don't want to remember nothing. You hear me? Nothing.
Agent Smith: You realize that's a double negative- "don't want to remember nothing" means you DO want to remember everything....
Cypher: NO! No! I don't want to remember ANYTHING at all!
Agent Smith: Okay. So you want to forget everything including how to breathe, eat, talk...
Cypher: NO! I don't want to remember anything about the Matrix, Zion, the rebellion, squiddies, YOU, or anything like that!
Agent Smith: Got it.
Cypher: Good. It's a deal.
Lupe: *is watching them from across the room* Tiny flying hamsters?
Tiny flying hamsters: Yeah?
Lupe: Go steal their lasagna.
*several minutes later*
Agent Smith: *storms over, clutching a tiny flying hamster* Is this yours?
Lupe: Um.... er......
Agent Smith: END OF CHAPTER!!! *kicks Lupe and the hamster offscreen*
Lupe: *hits head on a random herring, causing a concussion and making her lose all memory of the past 5 minutes (or less, depending on your reading speed)*
Cypher: Well that was handy.
Agent Smith: Wait. Was that a HERRING? How can a HERRING make you lose your memory?
Cypher: Hey, I take what I can get.