Yes, I am still alive!!!!!! Believe it or not!
Thank you reviewers!!!!!
LordOf TheCrimsonNight: I'm so glad you like! Here's another chapter, so keep your knife away from mah house! *hands out cookies*
Tai Wilson: I'm glad you liked the first bit. Chapter 3 was a little random, I'll try to keep them more... well..... not stupid. *gives cookies*
Rhea: You made my day! Thank you! I'm so happy! *gives Oracle cookies and a hat with a random funny word on it*
Da Buffster: No, I want the whole Matrix. Was just being sarcastic/funny/wierd. Anyhoo, glad you like. *gives double Trinity- shaped, strawberry-flavored cookies*
Calliope_Elven_Agent: Yay! Glad you like! *gives two cookies, one for you and one for your sis*
Okay..... here's the next chapter.... *dum dum dum* Um... it's kind of unfinished.... and jumped around a bit.... but my muse was on vacation in Florida, so give me some credit.
Neo: Morpheus has been captured!
Tank: When did that happen?
Neo: Somwhere between chapters 4 and 5.
Tank: Oooooooh.
Trinity: So we need to rescue them.
Neo: I'll come.
Trinity: But you're the One, we can't afford to lose you!
Neo: No, I'm not. Oracle told me.
Tank: When did THAT happen?
Neo: Somewhere between chapters 4 and 5.
Lupe: Awww, man, I wanted cookies.
Tank: *plugs Neo, Trin, and Lupe into the construct* Okay, what do you need?
Neo: Guns. Lots and lots of-
Lupe: BURRITOS!!!!!
Tank: Which one? Guns or burritos!
Lupe: BURRITOS! BURRITOS!
Tank: Okey dokey.
*millions of Taco Bells appear*
Neo: So what do I do now?
Lupe: You get the burritos out of the Taco Bells, duh.
Neo: Ooookay..... *sticks hand through wall of Taco Bell* Hand goes in, hand goes out, hand goes in.... hey! A burrito! Let's try it again.... hand goes in, hand goes out.......
*soon*
Smith: *walks around captured Morpheus* You have a code I want, Morpheus.
Morpheus: Why do you want it?
Smith: I dunno. I'm not even sure what it does.
Morpheus: Then why-
Smith: Shh!
Morpheus: Buh-
Smith: Sh!
Morpheus: An-
Smith: Sh!
Morpheus: Fu-
Smith: Sh!
Morpheus: Fine, fine, I get it.
Smith: I want that code, Morpheus, and I am going to get it from you.
Morpheus: You'll never get it! No torture imaginable could drag it from me!
Smith: We'll just see about that! *pulls out an accordian* Ah one, ah two, ah one two three four-
Morpheus: FINE! I'LL TELL YOU! ANYTHING BUT THAT! IT'S-
Lupe: *runs in* MORPHEUS!
Morpheus: Lupe?!?!?
Lupe: Yep! I came to rescue you!
Morpheus: Why?
Lupe: It's no fun with nobody to drive crazy.
Morpheus: JUST GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!
Lupe: Fine, fine, sheesh.
*long pause*
Morpheus: WELL?????
Lupe: Wouldn't it be funny if those little sprinklers went off right this instant?
*suddenly the little sprinklers go off*
Morpheus: How did you do that?
Lupe: *shrugs*
Agent Smith: Find them and destroy them.
Lupe: Who?
Agent Smith: *shrugs*
Lupe: Why is everyone shrugging so much?
Agent Smith/Morpheus: *shrug*
MEANWHILE......
Pitifuly underpaid security guard dude: Please remove all metal objects... keys, guns, cans of SPAM.....
Neo: *opens trenchcoat to reaveal millions of burritos*
Security guard: Yeah, that's great, mister. Burritos. Now why don't you just....
Neo: *splats burrito in Security Guard's face*
Security guard: AAAAA!!! THE HOT SAUCE!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!
Other Security guards: *show up* *start shooting Neo and Trin*
Trinity: They've got guns!
Neo: No duh, Sherlock.
Trinity: The burritos aren't good enough! What else do we have in the bag?
Neo: *looks* Two bottles of grape juice and 147 marshmallows.
Trinity: WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE GUNS?!?!?!?
Lupe: I'm against guns! (waves sign that says "STOP GUN VIOLENCE")
Neo: THIS IS THE MATRIX!!! EVERYBODY NEEDS GUNS!!!!
Trinity: Hey.... according to the previous paragraph, you should be annoying Morpheus right now.
Lupe: Um.... er..... right. *vanishes*
Trinity: TO THE ELEVATOR!!!!!!!
*they run to the elevator*
Neo: *pushes button*
*long pause*
Neo: *pushes button* Come on, come on! *pushes button again*
Trinity: Let's just take the stairs.
Neo: Aww, man, I wanted to listen to the pretty elevator music.
*they run up the stairs*
Trinity: *plants a random bomb* Now run for it!!!!!
Both: *run really fast*
Bomb: BOOM!!!!
*there is a slow, dramatic explosion*
*little ceiling sprinklers go off*
Trinity: So what was the point of that?
Neo: It was cool. And we got to set off the little cieling sprinklers. Hee hee!
Trinity: You're easily amused, aren't you.
Neo: Yep!
Yeah, that's all I've got so far. Hope you liked. Reviewers get cucumbers carved to look like Oscar statues and spray-painted gold.
Thank you reviewers!!!!!
LordOf TheCrimsonNight: I'm so glad you like! Here's another chapter, so keep your knife away from mah house! *hands out cookies*
Tai Wilson: I'm glad you liked the first bit. Chapter 3 was a little random, I'll try to keep them more... well..... not stupid. *gives cookies*
Rhea: You made my day! Thank you! I'm so happy! *gives Oracle cookies and a hat with a random funny word on it*
Da Buffster: No, I want the whole Matrix. Was just being sarcastic/funny/wierd. Anyhoo, glad you like. *gives double Trinity- shaped, strawberry-flavored cookies*
Calliope_Elven_Agent: Yay! Glad you like! *gives two cookies, one for you and one for your sis*
Okay..... here's the next chapter.... *dum dum dum* Um... it's kind of unfinished.... and jumped around a bit.... but my muse was on vacation in Florida, so give me some credit.
Neo: Morpheus has been captured!
Tank: When did that happen?
Neo: Somwhere between chapters 4 and 5.
Tank: Oooooooh.
Trinity: So we need to rescue them.
Neo: I'll come.
Trinity: But you're the One, we can't afford to lose you!
Neo: No, I'm not. Oracle told me.
Tank: When did THAT happen?
Neo: Somewhere between chapters 4 and 5.
Lupe: Awww, man, I wanted cookies.
Tank: *plugs Neo, Trin, and Lupe into the construct* Okay, what do you need?
Neo: Guns. Lots and lots of-
Lupe: BURRITOS!!!!!
Tank: Which one? Guns or burritos!
Lupe: BURRITOS! BURRITOS!
Tank: Okey dokey.
*millions of Taco Bells appear*
Neo: So what do I do now?
Lupe: You get the burritos out of the Taco Bells, duh.
Neo: Ooookay..... *sticks hand through wall of Taco Bell* Hand goes in, hand goes out, hand goes in.... hey! A burrito! Let's try it again.... hand goes in, hand goes out.......
*soon*
Smith: *walks around captured Morpheus* You have a code I want, Morpheus.
Morpheus: Why do you want it?
Smith: I dunno. I'm not even sure what it does.
Morpheus: Then why-
Smith: Shh!
Morpheus: Buh-
Smith: Sh!
Morpheus: An-
Smith: Sh!
Morpheus: Fu-
Smith: Sh!
Morpheus: Fine, fine, I get it.
Smith: I want that code, Morpheus, and I am going to get it from you.
Morpheus: You'll never get it! No torture imaginable could drag it from me!
Smith: We'll just see about that! *pulls out an accordian* Ah one, ah two, ah one two three four-
Morpheus: FINE! I'LL TELL YOU! ANYTHING BUT THAT! IT'S-
Lupe: *runs in* MORPHEUS!
Morpheus: Lupe?!?!?
Lupe: Yep! I came to rescue you!
Morpheus: Why?
Lupe: It's no fun with nobody to drive crazy.
Morpheus: JUST GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!
Lupe: Fine, fine, sheesh.
*long pause*
Morpheus: WELL?????
Lupe: Wouldn't it be funny if those little sprinklers went off right this instant?
*suddenly the little sprinklers go off*
Morpheus: How did you do that?
Lupe: *shrugs*
Agent Smith: Find them and destroy them.
Lupe: Who?
Agent Smith: *shrugs*
Lupe: Why is everyone shrugging so much?
Agent Smith/Morpheus: *shrug*
MEANWHILE......
Pitifuly underpaid security guard dude: Please remove all metal objects... keys, guns, cans of SPAM.....
Neo: *opens trenchcoat to reaveal millions of burritos*
Security guard: Yeah, that's great, mister. Burritos. Now why don't you just....
Neo: *splats burrito in Security Guard's face*
Security guard: AAAAA!!! THE HOT SAUCE!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!
Other Security guards: *show up* *start shooting Neo and Trin*
Trinity: They've got guns!
Neo: No duh, Sherlock.
Trinity: The burritos aren't good enough! What else do we have in the bag?
Neo: *looks* Two bottles of grape juice and 147 marshmallows.
Trinity: WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE GUNS?!?!?!?
Lupe: I'm against guns! (waves sign that says "STOP GUN VIOLENCE")
Neo: THIS IS THE MATRIX!!! EVERYBODY NEEDS GUNS!!!!
Trinity: Hey.... according to the previous paragraph, you should be annoying Morpheus right now.
Lupe: Um.... er..... right. *vanishes*
Trinity: TO THE ELEVATOR!!!!!!!
*they run to the elevator*
Neo: *pushes button*
*long pause*
Neo: *pushes button* Come on, come on! *pushes button again*
Trinity: Let's just take the stairs.
Neo: Aww, man, I wanted to listen to the pretty elevator music.
*they run up the stairs*
Trinity: *plants a random bomb* Now run for it!!!!!
Both: *run really fast*
Bomb: BOOM!!!!
*there is a slow, dramatic explosion*
*little ceiling sprinklers go off*
Trinity: So what was the point of that?
Neo: It was cool. And we got to set off the little cieling sprinklers. Hee hee!
Trinity: You're easily amused, aren't you.
Neo: Yep!
Yeah, that's all I've got so far. Hope you liked. Reviewers get cucumbers carved to look like Oscar statues and spray-painted gold.