Hi everyone! I am still alive believe it or not! The only thing is, my Matrix muse appears to have fallen in a bottomless pit and died of starvation, sooo.... MOVING ON! We are now in Reloaded! If I come up with some more stuff for M1, I will insert it in and tell you which chapter to read. But for now, we are doing Reloaded. Sue me if you will.

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*There is GREEN, SHINY CODE everywhere*

Lupe: OOOOO! Prettiful!

Various people: Shut up, you aren't supposed to be in this scene!

Lupe: Go jump in a lake.

*code turns into a clock*

*Suddenly the clock turns into a window*

*and Trinity is falling out of it*

Various people: Huh?

AUTHOR: I'm being lazy, okay? go with it.

Hyperactive trumpets: DOOOOT DOOOT DOOT DOOOOOOT......

Trinity: DIE AGENT, DIE! *shoots and misses*

Agent Bob: *shoots her*

Trinity: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *crashes into a car and dies*

Neo: *wakes up* Aaaaa! Oh, it was just a dream.

Lupe: *runs in* Ha! It's true! You do sleeptalk!

Neo: Huh?.......

Lupe: It was really funny. *grins*

Neo: Did you hear anything about the cheesecake? PLEASE tell me you didn't hear anything about the cheesecake!!

Lupe: cheesecake?.............

Neo: Um.... scratch that.

Lupe: Okay. You're wierd. Bye! *leaves*

*Lupe shows up in place for steering the ship*

Link: Hi!

Lupe: *gasp* WHO THE HECK ARE YOU? WHAT HAPPENED TO TANK???? INTRUDER! INTRUDER!!!!!

Link:.........

Morpheus: This, Link, is Lupe.

Link: I kind of guessed that.

Morpheus: Now, Link, if you are going to serve on my ship, you need to remember one thing.

Link: Trust you?

Morpheus: No. If you want to get rid of Lupe, what you do is shout END OF CHAPTER and kick her offscreen. Got it?

Link: Yep!

Lupe: I think I should be making my exit now..........

LATER ON:

*Morpheus and several other people are standing around talking about.... well, nobody knows, really*

Morpheus: The sentinels are blah blah blah blah.......

Random person who is on screen for a grand total of 2 seconds, yet we are supposed to accept them as a major character: blah blah blah blah squiddies blah blah blah.

Other random person: blah blah blah blah.....

Other other random person: .....blah blah blah.....

Morpheus: Blah blah blah blah blah blah....blah blah..... blah.....

Lupe: zzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

People: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.....

Lupe: zzzzzzz... wha? What's happening?

Morpheus: THE SQUIDDIES ARE COMING TO KILL US ALL, MORON!!!!

Paul Revere: The squiddies are coming! The squiddies are coming!

Lupe: Oh! Why didn't you just say so?

MEANWHILE:

Random person standing by mail slot: la la la la.....

Smith: Knock knock.

Random person: *slides mail slot open* We don't want any!

Smith: Listen, I just want to say-

Random person: You listen! We found God, we love our vaccum, we went down to the library and memorized the encyclopedia yesterday, and we have 67 FREAKIN' PACKS OF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES, OKAY?!?!?!

Smith: ...........Just give this to Neo. *slides package in*

Random person: ooookay...

Neo: *appears for some reason* Hi, did I get any mail?

Random person: Yeah... *gives Neo package*

Lupe: Ooooo! Present! I wanna see!

Neo: Buzz off. *opens package* Hey! My Girl Scout Cookies!

Random Person:............

Various Agents: *appear*

Agent Fred: Is that.....

Agent Fluffy: ....the anomaly?

Neo: How did you know?

Agent ZipperButt: Your hat. *points to Neo's hat which says "ANOMALY"*

Neo: Ooooh.

Agent Fred: Now let's kung fu fight!

Neo: *kicks their butt and flies off*

Lupe: COOL!

Agents: Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak.....

Lupe: *falls back to sleep*

Morpheus: Aww, man, now I don't have a good reason to kick her ofscreen.

Lupe: *wakes up* I can fix that!

Morpheus: You just did. END OF CHAPTER! *kicks Lupe ofscreen*

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Yeah.... that sucked. Whatever. Please be kind. Replies to previous reviewers:

LordOfTheCrimsonNight: Here's a new chapter! But listen, your knife is seriously freakin' me out. What say you keep it away from me, and I'll try to add chapters frequently. And I'll stop stealing the bricks from your house one by one. :)

Callioupe-Elven-Agent: Mmm..... hot sauce. Gimme some of those peppers! I like spicy! Anyhoo, glad you like.

Tai Wilson: That was my favorite part too! (that's why I named the chapter after it)

Nithke: I'm glad you like it! Randomness is very good. And I'm very happy you don't mind my jumpiness. Turns out it's actually a good thing... go figure. So I hope you like this major jump. :)