Well, here I am again. *cough cough wheeze* And I've got this horrible
cold... so most of this was written under the influence of cough syrup. Be
afraid.
~*~
Neo: Well, here we are at Zion!
Kid: NEO!!!!!!!!!!!
Neo: Oh no........
Kid: HI NEO!!!!!!!!! GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!? I'M OLD ENOUGH TO JOIN A SHIP NEXT YEAR AND I'M GONNA JOIN YOURS!!!!!!!!!! ISN'T THAT GREAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Neo: Heck no! Um... I mean....
Kid: 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY HEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YOU SAVED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Neo: *holds head* Kid, I told you, you saved yourself! Now shut up!
Lupe: *stares at Kid in amazement*
Kid: What?
Lupe: It's your annoyance technique.... it's perfect! Better then Jar Jar Binks even!
Kid: Aw, really?
Lupe: Yeah! How do you do it? It's incredible?
Kid: Well, from what I've heard you're not so bad yourself.
Lupe: *blushes* Thank you!
Trinity: Why don't you two go off and exchange notes or something? We've got to go somewhere and stand around pointlessly, and we don't need you getting in the way.
Lupe: Okay.
Kid: No, do it like this: OKAY!!!!!!!!!! BUT REMEMBER, YOU'RE MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Neo/Trin/Link: *run away very fast*
Lupe: Incredible.
LATER......
Morpheus: *is standing before giant Zion crowd* People of Zion! We may be crushed and oppressed! There may be zillions of hidious, squid-like robots coming to kill us all! We may be reduced to living in these cramped, hideous caves with no hope of ever getting a decorator in! But, we must remember, WE ARE STILL HERE!!!!!!
Zion people: *cheer*
Morpheus: Now everybody start dancing!
Zion people: What's that got to do with anything?
Morpheus: We are still here! Doesn't that make you want to dance?
Zion people: No, but we'll do it anyways.
Morphus: Yes, we shall shake the walls of this cave! We shall let those machines know that we have no fear!
Lupe: HEY! Waitaminutehere. If we shake the walls of this cave, won't it fall in on us? And besides, then the machines will know exactly where we are and where they should attack. That doesn't sound so smart.
Morpheus: How'd you get up here?
Lupe: *shrugs*
Morpheus: Well get off. *kicks Lupe off platform*
Lupe: Owie!
Morpheus: Now let there be music!
Tiny flying hampster band: *starts playing*
Zion people: *start dancing*
Neo: Hey, Trinity, let's find a handy cave somewhere and give this movie the 'R' rating it deserves.
Trinity: *giggles*
(later, in cave)
Neo: *kiss kiss kiss*
Trintiy: *kiss kiss kiss kiss*
Neo: *kiss kiss kiss*
Lupe: *barges in* HEY!
Neo: LUPE?!?!
Trinty: You're lucky our clothes are still on! We locked that door for a reason!!!
Neo: How the heck did you get IN here?!?!?!?!?!
Lupe: *grins* This cute little Asian guy gave me a key. It opens EVERYTHING! *waves key*
Neo: *grabs for key* Is that FORESHADOWING?
Lupe: *holds key out of Neo's reach* No time for that. Now, if you two are going to do what I think you're going to do, you need to use this. *Holds up giant CENCORED sign*
Neo/Trin: WHAT?!?!?!
Lupe: Author's orders.
Neo: *holds CENCORED sign* Well, that takes all the fun out of it.
Trinity: Let's just go dance or something.
Neo: Hold on, I have a better idea. Trinity: What?
Lupe: Uh-oh.....
Neo: END OF CHAPTER!
Lupe: *runs away before she can get kicked*
~*~
Replies to reviewers:
Etheria: Why thank you! You made my day! Here's some cookies, have the whole plate!
LordOfTheCrimsonNight: Fine, here's your bricks. But no fish paste, I'm a vegiterian. I'll use wasabi instead. (wasabi = spicy horseradish sauce. But you knew that) And cookies. With raisins and jellybeans! Mmmmm...... anyhoo thanks!
Okay, everyone, you know what to do. REVIEW!!!! And you will get food! High quality food, 100% free of wasabi, fish paste, and little tiny plastic pieces that might have been Legos at some point. :)
~*~
Neo: Well, here we are at Zion!
Kid: NEO!!!!!!!!!!!
Neo: Oh no........
Kid: HI NEO!!!!!!!!! GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!? I'M OLD ENOUGH TO JOIN A SHIP NEXT YEAR AND I'M GONNA JOIN YOURS!!!!!!!!!! ISN'T THAT GREAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Neo: Heck no! Um... I mean....
Kid: 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY HEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YOU SAVED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Neo: *holds head* Kid, I told you, you saved yourself! Now shut up!
Lupe: *stares at Kid in amazement*
Kid: What?
Lupe: It's your annoyance technique.... it's perfect! Better then Jar Jar Binks even!
Kid: Aw, really?
Lupe: Yeah! How do you do it? It's incredible?
Kid: Well, from what I've heard you're not so bad yourself.
Lupe: *blushes* Thank you!
Trinity: Why don't you two go off and exchange notes or something? We've got to go somewhere and stand around pointlessly, and we don't need you getting in the way.
Lupe: Okay.
Kid: No, do it like this: OKAY!!!!!!!!!! BUT REMEMBER, YOU'RE MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Neo/Trin/Link: *run away very fast*
Lupe: Incredible.
LATER......
Morpheus: *is standing before giant Zion crowd* People of Zion! We may be crushed and oppressed! There may be zillions of hidious, squid-like robots coming to kill us all! We may be reduced to living in these cramped, hideous caves with no hope of ever getting a decorator in! But, we must remember, WE ARE STILL HERE!!!!!!
Zion people: *cheer*
Morpheus: Now everybody start dancing!
Zion people: What's that got to do with anything?
Morpheus: We are still here! Doesn't that make you want to dance?
Zion people: No, but we'll do it anyways.
Morphus: Yes, we shall shake the walls of this cave! We shall let those machines know that we have no fear!
Lupe: HEY! Waitaminutehere. If we shake the walls of this cave, won't it fall in on us? And besides, then the machines will know exactly where we are and where they should attack. That doesn't sound so smart.
Morpheus: How'd you get up here?
Lupe: *shrugs*
Morpheus: Well get off. *kicks Lupe off platform*
Lupe: Owie!
Morpheus: Now let there be music!
Tiny flying hampster band: *starts playing*
Zion people: *start dancing*
Neo: Hey, Trinity, let's find a handy cave somewhere and give this movie the 'R' rating it deserves.
Trinity: *giggles*
(later, in cave)
Neo: *kiss kiss kiss*
Trintiy: *kiss kiss kiss kiss*
Neo: *kiss kiss kiss*
Lupe: *barges in* HEY!
Neo: LUPE?!?!
Trinty: You're lucky our clothes are still on! We locked that door for a reason!!!
Neo: How the heck did you get IN here?!?!?!?!?!
Lupe: *grins* This cute little Asian guy gave me a key. It opens EVERYTHING! *waves key*
Neo: *grabs for key* Is that FORESHADOWING?
Lupe: *holds key out of Neo's reach* No time for that. Now, if you two are going to do what I think you're going to do, you need to use this. *Holds up giant CENCORED sign*
Neo/Trin: WHAT?!?!?!
Lupe: Author's orders.
Neo: *holds CENCORED sign* Well, that takes all the fun out of it.
Trinity: Let's just go dance or something.
Neo: Hold on, I have a better idea. Trinity: What?
Lupe: Uh-oh.....
Neo: END OF CHAPTER!
Lupe: *runs away before she can get kicked*
~*~
Replies to reviewers:
Etheria: Why thank you! You made my day! Here's some cookies, have the whole plate!
LordOfTheCrimsonNight: Fine, here's your bricks. But no fish paste, I'm a vegiterian. I'll use wasabi instead. (wasabi = spicy horseradish sauce. But you knew that) And cookies. With raisins and jellybeans! Mmmmm...... anyhoo thanks!
Okay, everyone, you know what to do. REVIEW!!!! And you will get food! High quality food, 100% free of wasabi, fish paste, and little tiny plastic pieces that might have been Legos at some point. :)