OH, YEAH! FINALLY an update!!!
Sorry about not keeping up with it.... school stuff happened, plus we're
moving, and all this other crap, so the parody kind of got shoved to the
side for a while. BUT NOW I'M BACK!!! WITH THE NEW AND IMPROVED CHAPTER
10!!!
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(Lupe, Neo, Trinity, Morpheus, and the Twins are doing a huddle thing)
Neo: Why don't we just give her what she wants?
Trinity: *death glare*
Neo: MEEP!
Lupe: Why don't you listen to my idea?
Morpheus: Last time you had an idea, we wound up in the Grand Canyon riding a zebra with an enormous cherry pie on our heads and twenty-nine sporks duct-taped to our elbows..
Lupe: Hey! That was a fluke.
Morpheus: *sighs*
Twin 1: We want to hear your idea.
Twin 2: Yes, we do!
Lupe: Thanks guys!
Trinity: How did they get in the huddle? Aren't they the bad guys?
Lupe: Nope! Not anymore! I got 'em on our side.
Twins: *snicker*
Trinity: *rolls eyes*
Persephone: I'm WAITING!
Lupe: Okay, here we go: *whisper whisper whisper*
Neo: What did you say?
Lupe: I said, WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER!
Neo: Okay....
Morpheus: Makes perfect sense.
*Lupe steps out of huddle*
Persephone: Well, where's my kiss?
Lupe: Her you go. *hands her a Hershy's kiss*
Persephone:............
Lupe: *grins*
Persephone: I DIDN'T MEAN A HERSHEY'S KISS YOU MORON!
Lupe: Well, you left it open to interpertation. (whips out portable recorder and presses Play)
Recorded Persephone: "That's all I'm asking. One kiss. Then you can have your keymaker."
Lupe: See? You didn't specify. Here's one kiss. Now get us the keymaker.
Persephone: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
Lupe: *points to recorder* I KNEW this would come in handy!
Twin 1: How did you record her? You were knocked out at the time....
Twin 2: .... From brain overload.
Lupe: Hush.
Persephone: Fine. You can have your little key dude. (leads them to key dude's room)
Keymaker: Hi! *walks over with much jingling*
Lupe: Dude. That's a lot of keys.
Keymaker: You should see it when I try to go through airport security!
Neo: *shivers* I've been there
Trinity: Me too
Lupe: Same here- uh I mean heh heh.
Neo: So now we have the keymaker. Now what?
Mero: *barges in* You aren't getting away with him!
Keymaker: MEEP! *runs away*
Mero: Twins! Get him!
Twin 1: Sorry, dude.
Twin 2: We're on their side now!
Mero: RRRR........... Fine, then! Other various vampires and werewolves! Fire guns!
Various Vampires and Werewolves: *fire guns*
Neo: *stops bullets*
Bullets: *all fall down*
Vampires/Werewolves: *stare*
Neo: That was kind of pointless.
Vampires/Werewolves: *run at Neo, tripping over the bullets on the floor*
Neo: Hi-yah!
*they kung-fu fight*
V/Ws: *grab various weapons off the walls and attack poor Neo*
Neo: *dodges*
Mero: Your precessors had much more respect then you!
Neo: Is that...FORESHADOWING?
Lupe: Shut up! There's no time for that!
Vampire: *swings sharp pointy thing*
Neo: *blocks* Owie.........
*blood drips on floor*
Lupe: Eeeew.
Random vampire: Speaking of which, when's lunch?
Mero: AHEM.
Random vampire: Oh. Right. Sorry. *looks threatening*
Mero: You see, he's just a man.
Neo: Well, yeah, but I can do THIS! *flips up onto balcony*
Vampires/Werewolves: ooooooooooo......
Freakish disembodied voice: Use the force, Neo!
Neo: Okay! *levitates sais into his hands*
*much kung-fu fighting*
Random Statue: *falls down*
Mero: Oooh, that's gonna cost me. What was that thing..... $50,000 bucks?
Other Random Vampire: *grabs a pineapple on a stick*
Neo: huh?
Vampire: *swings pinapple around, taking out several other vampires & werewolves in the process*
Neo: Hey thanks!
Vampire: RAAAA! *swings pineapple at Neo, but hits herself in the head* Owie! *dies*
Neo: ha!
Mero: Ulp. *runs off*
Lupe: WIMP! Nyah nyah! LOSAH! *does Loser forehead sign*
Mero: *returns* Lupe! Don't you insult me! Um.... what am I supposed to say now? When I want to get rid of her?
Morpheus: END OF CHAPTER.
Mero: Okay.
Morpheus: And then you kick her offscreen.
Lupe: Uh-oh.....
Mero: END OF CHAPTER! *kicks Lupe offscreen*
Lupe: Methinks people like this too much....... *flies off into distance*
~*~
Replies to reviewers:
Etheria: I am happy that I make you happy!! *grins* I hope you haven't been getting so many strange looks that they decided to throw you in the looney bin... because that would be very bad. And I never knew that people really do eat English muffins in England. Shows what I know. :) Have quiche and another OMS plushie!
geekgurl: Methinks I really need to go to England and check out this muffin situation. Thanks for the reviews! *hands out quiche*
The Perfect Dark Zhe: Wow! *blushes* I made someone's favorites list!!! *does a happy dance* Yeah, I plan to go ahead and do all the movies... I really need to finish the M1 parody first though.... MUA HA HA!!! *gives double quiche*
Jack: Here you go! More story and quiche!!! Thanks for reviewing!
Lupe-Neo: You may have some cookes if you don't like quiche. But you can have some quiche too, it's good! Thanks for putting me in your story, it made me smile!
SeleneZana: Truth be told, I don't know what an imploding jelly-filled waffle being pulled through a VCR filled with talking hotdogs would sound like. I think you're right though. I would test this, but I am having a hard time finding talking hotdogs that can fit in a VCR. *gives imploding jelly-filled quiche to pull through your VCR if you want*
DreamerMatrix: THIS IS A GENERAL REPLY. (sorry, couldn't resist) Glad you like it! Have quiche!
Nithke: You can stop hanging now. I bet your arms are tired. :) Quiche for you!
Callioupe-Elven-Agent: I'll try to fit Apoc into it, but his part will probably be small... but I'll get him in there for you. :D
Illusionist: Wow! Glad you liked it! Were you worried that this one wouldn't make it past 9 chapters now?..... well I plan to continue until ALL of the movies are parodied, mua-ha-ha. Thank you so much for your review, it made my day. Quiche!
Jack: I just did. :D
~*~
(Lupe, Neo, Trinity, Morpheus, and the Twins are doing a huddle thing)
Neo: Why don't we just give her what she wants?
Trinity: *death glare*
Neo: MEEP!
Lupe: Why don't you listen to my idea?
Morpheus: Last time you had an idea, we wound up in the Grand Canyon riding a zebra with an enormous cherry pie on our heads and twenty-nine sporks duct-taped to our elbows..
Lupe: Hey! That was a fluke.
Morpheus: *sighs*
Twin 1: We want to hear your idea.
Twin 2: Yes, we do!
Lupe: Thanks guys!
Trinity: How did they get in the huddle? Aren't they the bad guys?
Lupe: Nope! Not anymore! I got 'em on our side.
Twins: *snicker*
Trinity: *rolls eyes*
Persephone: I'm WAITING!
Lupe: Okay, here we go: *whisper whisper whisper*
Neo: What did you say?
Lupe: I said, WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER!
Neo: Okay....
Morpheus: Makes perfect sense.
*Lupe steps out of huddle*
Persephone: Well, where's my kiss?
Lupe: Her you go. *hands her a Hershy's kiss*
Persephone:............
Lupe: *grins*
Persephone: I DIDN'T MEAN A HERSHEY'S KISS YOU MORON!
Lupe: Well, you left it open to interpertation. (whips out portable recorder and presses Play)
Recorded Persephone: "That's all I'm asking. One kiss. Then you can have your keymaker."
Lupe: See? You didn't specify. Here's one kiss. Now get us the keymaker.
Persephone: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......
Lupe: *points to recorder* I KNEW this would come in handy!
Twin 1: How did you record her? You were knocked out at the time....
Twin 2: .... From brain overload.
Lupe: Hush.
Persephone: Fine. You can have your little key dude. (leads them to key dude's room)
Keymaker: Hi! *walks over with much jingling*
Lupe: Dude. That's a lot of keys.
Keymaker: You should see it when I try to go through airport security!
Neo: *shivers* I've been there
Trinity: Me too
Lupe: Same here- uh I mean heh heh.
Neo: So now we have the keymaker. Now what?
Mero: *barges in* You aren't getting away with him!
Keymaker: MEEP! *runs away*
Mero: Twins! Get him!
Twin 1: Sorry, dude.
Twin 2: We're on their side now!
Mero: RRRR........... Fine, then! Other various vampires and werewolves! Fire guns!
Various Vampires and Werewolves: *fire guns*
Neo: *stops bullets*
Bullets: *all fall down*
Vampires/Werewolves: *stare*
Neo: That was kind of pointless.
Vampires/Werewolves: *run at Neo, tripping over the bullets on the floor*
Neo: Hi-yah!
*they kung-fu fight*
V/Ws: *grab various weapons off the walls and attack poor Neo*
Neo: *dodges*
Mero: Your precessors had much more respect then you!
Neo: Is that...FORESHADOWING?
Lupe: Shut up! There's no time for that!
Vampire: *swings sharp pointy thing*
Neo: *blocks* Owie.........
*blood drips on floor*
Lupe: Eeeew.
Random vampire: Speaking of which, when's lunch?
Mero: AHEM.
Random vampire: Oh. Right. Sorry. *looks threatening*
Mero: You see, he's just a man.
Neo: Well, yeah, but I can do THIS! *flips up onto balcony*
Vampires/Werewolves: ooooooooooo......
Freakish disembodied voice: Use the force, Neo!
Neo: Okay! *levitates sais into his hands*
*much kung-fu fighting*
Random Statue: *falls down*
Mero: Oooh, that's gonna cost me. What was that thing..... $50,000 bucks?
Other Random Vampire: *grabs a pineapple on a stick*
Neo: huh?
Vampire: *swings pinapple around, taking out several other vampires & werewolves in the process*
Neo: Hey thanks!
Vampire: RAAAA! *swings pineapple at Neo, but hits herself in the head* Owie! *dies*
Neo: ha!
Mero: Ulp. *runs off*
Lupe: WIMP! Nyah nyah! LOSAH! *does Loser forehead sign*
Mero: *returns* Lupe! Don't you insult me! Um.... what am I supposed to say now? When I want to get rid of her?
Morpheus: END OF CHAPTER.
Mero: Okay.
Morpheus: And then you kick her offscreen.
Lupe: Uh-oh.....
Mero: END OF CHAPTER! *kicks Lupe offscreen*
Lupe: Methinks people like this too much....... *flies off into distance*
~*~
Replies to reviewers:
Etheria: I am happy that I make you happy!! *grins* I hope you haven't been getting so many strange looks that they decided to throw you in the looney bin... because that would be very bad. And I never knew that people really do eat English muffins in England. Shows what I know. :) Have quiche and another OMS plushie!
geekgurl: Methinks I really need to go to England and check out this muffin situation. Thanks for the reviews! *hands out quiche*
The Perfect Dark Zhe: Wow! *blushes* I made someone's favorites list!!! *does a happy dance* Yeah, I plan to go ahead and do all the movies... I really need to finish the M1 parody first though.... MUA HA HA!!! *gives double quiche*
Jack: Here you go! More story and quiche!!! Thanks for reviewing!
Lupe-Neo: You may have some cookes if you don't like quiche. But you can have some quiche too, it's good! Thanks for putting me in your story, it made me smile!
SeleneZana: Truth be told, I don't know what an imploding jelly-filled waffle being pulled through a VCR filled with talking hotdogs would sound like. I think you're right though. I would test this, but I am having a hard time finding talking hotdogs that can fit in a VCR. *gives imploding jelly-filled quiche to pull through your VCR if you want*
DreamerMatrix: THIS IS A GENERAL REPLY. (sorry, couldn't resist) Glad you like it! Have quiche!
Nithke: You can stop hanging now. I bet your arms are tired. :) Quiche for you!
Callioupe-Elven-Agent: I'll try to fit Apoc into it, but his part will probably be small... but I'll get him in there for you. :D
Illusionist: Wow! Glad you liked it! Were you worried that this one wouldn't make it past 9 chapters now?..... well I plan to continue until ALL of the movies are parodied, mua-ha-ha. Thank you so much for your review, it made my day. Quiche!
Jack: I just did. :D