Author's Note: DEFINATELY probably romance in this one.

The Heartless

If Nothing Else, Then Incompetence

"He's so cute when he's asleep!"

"Mmph."

"Oh shush, Mr. Executive Tight Pants."

"I resent that!"

Yuki blinked, opening his eyes and staring sleepily up. "Ack!" He cried, sitting up and schooching as far back into the wall as he could. Tohma had been looming over him with an odd smile on his face.

As he sat blinking, with Tohma smiling at him, he noticed Mr. Sakano by the window, possibly the farthest place from the bed in the room. "...?" Yuki opened his mouth, and then closed it, too surprised and confused to say anything.

"You had a nightmare." Tohma explained, still smiling. "And Mr. Sakano and I came to investigate, and when we were about to wake you up, you grabbed Mr. Sakano and held him like a little teddy bear!"

"Ahhhh!!"

"No he didn't!!"

Tohma laughed. "I'm kidding, but we did hear you yelling things in your sleep, so I fetched you a cold washcloth and made sure nothing bad happened." he said, smiling again.

Yuki blinked. So that was what the wet thing was. He thought a slug was crawling over his forehead.

Sakano stood by the door, muttering about something under his breath as Tohma crawled up onto Yuki's bed so he was sitting on his knees across from Yuki.

Yuki scooted back more, but that only made Tohma move closer. Damn, this guy was persistant. He swallowed, wondering what was going to happen. Once you found out a man you barely knew was obsessed with you and stalking you, it was hard to trust he wouldn't do anything..ridiculous.

Tohma was staring intently at Yuki now. "Now remember, if there's anything you want to tell me or Mr. Sakano, you tell us, okay?" Yuki just nodded. "Good." Tohma said, smiling again.

Yuki sighed. Nothing had happen and that was--

Yuki reeled backward again. Tohma had kissed him! Right on the lips! And now he was still clinging to Yuki's shoulders. Yuki was basically helpless. Being awakened so oddly and being kissed by Tohma was enough to paralyze any man, surely.

And then, Tohma kissed him again! Yuki shuddered and tried to move away, but his legs and arms were paralyzed. So, he was forced to be pushed against the wall and made-out with by Ex-President Tohma.

Past Tohma, Yuki could see the dark expression of Mr. Sakano. And, jealousy triggered cockiness in Yuki, so he began to kiss Tohma back, pulling him closer and petting his hair.

Sakano was practically glowing with anger. He stomped over, wrenched Tohma off of Yuki and started to say, "Now see here.."

Tohma interrupted him. "Let go of me, Mr. Sakano." he ordered, quietly. Sakano let him go, but continued to glare at Yuki.

Tohma brushed himself off and left the room without another word. He was the only person both Sakano and Yuki knew who could walk away from such an awkward situation.

"Don't you evertouch him again." Sakano hissed, glaring at Yuki.

Yuki smirked. "Whatever you say, Gin."