My talk with InuYasha

I don't know

Disclaimer: It's obvious I DON'T own InuYasha...sigh I wish I did. If I did...well...lol. Anyway... Rumiko Takahashi owns him. growls

A/N: My BFF Lainie bought me a cool InuYasha poster from Singapore!!! I'm so happy! This story is supposed to be funny...I'm funny, but, I don't write funny stories...so, cut me some slack. And, just because the title says I don't know...doesn't mean I couldn't find a title for it...lol. This story also takes place when like Shippo's 11 or something...around there.

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"BUT, YOU PROMISED!!!" Shippo whined to InuYasha. It was getting pure annoying.

"You should have got it on paper!" InuYasha argued back to Shippo.

"I didn't have any!" Shippo cried. "Kagome! Tell him to tell me!" Shippo whined again. Kagome, not having the slightest idea, looked down at Shippo.

"I...have no idea what you are talking about. But..." She looked at InuYasha. "If he doesn't tell you...I will get extremely mad...and I will say..." She stopped.

"Ok Shippo!" InuYasha grabbed Shippo's arm and pulled him off. Kagome sighed.

Okay...InuYasha's off somewhere with Shippo...Miroku and Sango are...umm...I don't know, but, probably talking. And, I'm here stuck alone, sitting on a step of the hut. We haven't been here for long.

"What do you want to know?" InuYasha asked Shippo, sighing deeply in boredom.

"Everything..."Shippo said.

"Yeah...well...what's everything...there's a lot to know you know..." He said. "Listen, Shippo, go ask Kagome or something, I really don't know much about this subject." He was hoping to get out of this.

"I don't care. You promised so many times that you would tell me...where babies come from...why you wont take baths at the same time with Kagome, and many other things...you said when I was older...I'M OLDER NOW" Shippo yelled. Than he started pouting.

InuYasha sighed again. "Okay..."

Shippo smiled, and put all of his attention to the bored InuYasha.

"Babies come from mommies and daddies...mommies have the baby...and that's all you need to know." InuYasha said, as he started to stand up.

"There's more to that." Shippo said angrily.

InuYasha mumbled to himself, and than sat back down. He was like a child himself.

"Besides, you didn't explain why you don't take baths with Sango and Kagome..." Shippo said again.

InuYasha stared at Shippo. "I don't take baths with Kagome, because you never know what girls and boys are going to do to each other when they're naked. Especially when they love each other, and have feelings for each other, that they feel they can express more when they're naked. Some people have temptations, and than they start having sex, than you'll end up having kids." InuYasha said, extremely quick and close to Shippo's face. InuYasha was as red as his Haroi (His fire-rat Kimono...sp?) He nearly strangled Shippo.

"Well than." Shippo said, backing away from InuYasha. "Can you get Kagome?" He asked as he smiled.

InuYasha looked surprised. He couldn't believe what he just said. He nodded. "KAGOME!" InuYasha shouted.

She looked over to him.

"Shippo wants you to explain to him where babies come from." InuYasha said, as he blushed. He was serious. Kagome snorted, and than laughed.

"What?" He asked.

"You want ME to explain?" She asked as she started to settle herself. "I'd probably have to go home, to get some heath books...you have to be with me when I explain though, after all, you're the one who made the promises." Kagome stated, a little more seriously. InuYasha nodded, happily that she was helping. "I'll be right back; you have to hold Shippo off until then." Kagome said. She laughed again, as she ran.

InuYasha growled. He went to Shippo.