Frustrated teaching

A/N: Thanks everyone for your reviews!

Kittycat - I'm sorry I leave everything at a cliffhanger. But, this isn't a one shot (obviously, if you're reading this)...but, I only write one shot if I have nothing better in my idea. No one shots for a while. I have quite a few ideas still fresh in my head.

Kitsuneangelhiei- yeah, it's curious wondering why kids want to know. I've never had the "talk"...so, bare with me here.

Scilent:tears:fall -Thanks much for the review! Ha-ha...about your brother. Yeah, I could see why. My brother is younger than me...and, well, he doesn't seem to care (because I don't have a boyfriend, but, I have a few guy friends)

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Kagome went back to her home, and ran up to her mom; of who was sweeping the ground. Kagome bent over, and took large deep breathes.

"Are you okay?" Her mother asked.

"Mama, this may sound really weird, but, my friend Shippo, is about eleven now, and he wants to know about sex. Do you have any books?" She asked her mom. She nearly fell over.

"Umm...honey, I don't." She told Kagome. "They should at the library though."

"Thanks mama" Kagome said, and she bowed. Kagome hopped on her mom's bike, and rode quickly off to the library. As much as she cared for InuYasha, personally, she didn't want him to look weird.

"So..." Shippo asked, as InuYasha stared blankly at Shippo. Why did he HAVE to make all those promises? Why couldn't he just say no...And not later? He found himself stupidly sitting there, looking at Shippo with an odd look when Miroku and Sango walked over. They joined them as they sat down.

"What's the matter InuYasha? You look like you've seen a ghost" Miroku laughed. InuYasha wasn't in a good mood.

"Would YOU like to explain sex to Shippo for me?" InuYasha gave a huge glare to Miroku. Sango stood there, and covered her mouth with her hand. She laughed as she sat down. InuYasha shot a dirty look to her.

"Shippo," Sango said as she looked at him. "I have never had sex before, and I'm positive InuYasha hasn't," she leaned closer to Shippo and placed her hand on her face to block InuYasha. "Because he's too stubborn to ever do it with anyone," she whispered as Shippo giggled. InuYasha slammed his hands to the ground, as he stared at Sango.

"I heard that!" He yelled.

"So did I." Miroku stated, raising his index finger in the air.

"Okay than, Miroku, since you have so much experience in this, why don't YOU explain!" InuYasha said, groggily. His back was to the well, and his arms and legs were crossed. "Since you have the most experience" InuYasha whispered.

"Fine." Miroku said sternly to InuYasha. Kagome than popped out of the well.

InuYasha turned around in relief. "Thank you!" He said happily. Kagome stood there.

"Uhh..." she said. "I got the books!" She said, in slight embarrassment.

"Good." InuYasha said.

"Books?" Miroku asked. "What ever happened to me explaining it?" He said.

"Well, this, you don't hear sick thought that go running through your mind." Kagome said, laughing.

Miroku shrugged.

Kagome opened up a book, which had very detailed pictures. InuYasha stared disgustingly into the book as it showed a detail of a mans penis. Miroku wanted to flip through the book, until he gazed into the book at a young woman, who posed nakedly.

"Miroku, this isn't for you." Sango slapped Miroku's head.

Miroku sighed. "When you're done with that, can I look at it?" he asked Kagome.

"No." She said, as she looked at him. Miroku looked up, pouting.

"Miroku, don't be so stubborn. You've done everything they explain." Sango said.

"Well, this...uh..." Miroku said, as he blushed. Perverted he was, he wasn't THAT sick.

"Anyway." Kagome said. "Okay, InuYasha, you understand this don't you? Read it to him and make sure he understands it!"

InuYasha looked at Kagome stunned. His neck cranked slowly to her, as he was only there to listen, not to teach. He really didn't know anything on the subject.

"WHAT!?" InuYasha yelled. "YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO TEACH THIS TWIRP WHAT ALL THIS IS!?" InuYasha yelled even louder as he stood up, and pointed to the book. InuYasha stomped off.

"Sit boy!" Kagome shouted. InuYasha fell quickly to the ground. He grumbled rude things, although they couldn't hear her.

He stood up, after the cursed necklace had worn off.

"InuYasha!" Kagome yelled. "You'll teach Shippo every single damn thing in this book whether you like it or not, or you'll hear more of me!" She screamed back to him.

InuYasha sighed. "Icantbelievethis" InuYasha grumbled to himself, as he walked back towards the well where they were all sitting. "fubirchshibri-" he swore.

"Well, you promised to him!" Kagome said, as he sat back down, and Kagome handed him the book, with the scary pictures, of woman and men.

"If he learns this, he'll end up like Miroku." InuYasha stated as he pointed to Miroku, who looked like he was very desperate to reach for the book, but, Sango was holding him back. Sango carried him off back to where they originally were.

"Now, I'll leave you two alone." Kagome said, leaving InuYasha and Shippo.

"WAIT!" InuYasha yelled to kagome as she stared walking off. She turned around as a drift of wind blew her beautiful black hair. "If I explain it, can you sit here, and listen?" InuYasha blushed. He wanted the comfort of someone who he cared for, near him. Someone, that could help him correct any stupid things he did.

She nodded, as she walked back to her spot and sat down.

InuYasha opened the book. As much as he was disgusted by it, he made a promise.