A/N: I'd like to once again thank all ya'll who reviewed because.. Um.. I like reviews. Yeah, that's it. As always, new reviews are always welcome, mailing list is open, cameo appearances are open. As usual, all grammatical and spelling errors are intentional. Anyway, chapter five for your approval.

Votes on Sylver/Jack: Three for, Zero against. Note on Sylver: She always tries to sound smarter and better educated than she is, so when she says something and she can't seem to say a lot of words that are somewhat larger that simple vocabulary, that's what's happening. And, again, please excuse her. Two gold coins was a lot back then. Note on a bit of Dialogue: 'I could. But would I?' is something my dad always says and I sort of thought that Jack would say it. It seems Jack- esque.

Oops?

"Alri'ht Sparrow, no funny stuff. No touchin', no nothin'. Got it?" He widened his eyes innocently.

"Would I do anythin' like that?" he asked me.

"Yes. Now I'm gonna go te bed," I said, shouldering past him roughly.

"'Ey! That's not very nice."

"I know," I snickered. Unpleasantly, I might add. We walked into his cabin. Or, we both tried to at once. This resulted in a scuffle. "Move, will ye?"

"No. Ye move yerself, will ye?"

"Did someone call me?" asked Will.

"No Will, no one called on ye. Get back te yer cabin," said Jack.

"'Ey, Sparrow, ye might want te int- int-.. Tell me 'oo ye friend is an' tell 'im 'oo I be. Ye be thinkin' that te be a good idea, aye?"

"Women! Nev'r pleased. Alri'ht. Will, this be.. S't Sylver or Maria Anne?" I rolled my eyes and said,

"It's both."

"This 'appens te be Maria Anne, sister of Anamaria. She goes by Sylver. Sylver, this be Will Turner. 'E's the one oo's got us all on this chase." Will smiled and said,

"I'm only doing this for Elizabeth."

"See? 'E's not a eunuch. 'E even found a girl." I was puzzled by that remark.

"'E's not a eunuch an' e' found 'imself a girl?" I asked slowly.

"Righ'. I knew ye was smart," he said triumphantly.

"Please, jest tell me what's goin' on, will ye?" I asked. I was frustrated.

"'Is girl got took by the crew o' the Black Pearl. We're goin' te get 'er."

"Could ye be more sp- spe-"

"Specific?" asked Anamaria, as she came up behind Will, looked at me and then walked away.

"Yeah. That. Could ye?" I asked.

"I could. But would I?" said Sparrow.

"Knowin' ye, no," I said resignedly.

"I migh' tell ye once all this is over. Savvy?"

"Savvy. Move yer ugly ass so I can get some sleep."

"That's not very nice. I'll 'ave ye know that I 'ave a very nice ass." Will slipped away silently. I walked into the cabin without replying.

"Turn around," I commanded. "I'm changin' an' ye ain't watchin' me." He turned around without a fight. I got the feeling that something was wrong but I ignored it and changed into a really big shirt. It fell down to my knees. "Alri'ht Sparrow, ye can turn back around now." I slipped under the blankets and tried to forget about where I was. After all, who would want to share a bed with that annoying person any day, much less for the rest of the voyage?

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When I woke I, the first thing I noticed was the fact that I was on my back and there was a dead weight pressing down onto my body. I looked up.

"JACK SPARROW!! IF YE DON'T GET OFF O' ME THIS INSTANT, THERE'S GONNA BE 'ELL TE PAY!!" He woke up with a slight jump. Then, he looked at me, then looked down, looked at me, looked down..

"Oops? Though I can't really say that it's unpleasant." I glared at him.

"I 'ate ye."

"I love ye too, darlin'." I shoved at him. He grinned. "Can't seem te get me off ye, can ye? But, ye know, ye really shouldn't be goin' around with yer shirt down te there-" He poked me.

"Oops." I pulled my shirt up and glared at him. Again.

"Two more gold coins fer one more nigh'," he whispered in my ear.

"Two?" I asked incredulously. He nodded. "Ye got yerself a deal."