How to Write a Bad Fanfiction
Rated: G
Category: Marching Band
Summary: This is what not to do when you are writing a fanfiction.
Note: I'm not actually retarded. I'm gifted in my typing abilities. This fic is supposed to be bad. I'm not making fun of anyone and it is not directed towards any particular people. I just got bored and decided to see what I could come up with. Please do not get offended. I think all the stories out there are great and I haven't read a single one this bad. All you authors are amazing and keep up the good work!
-----Be prepared. Lock your children in their rooms. Stock up on canned goods. ..and take a deep breath.----
chaptur won! tha day suszie joinded band!!!!!1111111
today suszie wuz joining tha band cuz she wuz a gud gurl hoo played tha claranet!!!!11 she played it gud to!!! evrywon tolded her that she wuld bee famus and evrything!!1 Suszie had a cat nameded BoBo!!!
Won day suszie wuz joining tha band lyke i sed and she wuz all esxited!
'yay im so esxited and i am also happy as well to! ' seys suszie as she useded her voyce sayin it!!
suszie spotted her freend MARY and she ranned ovah to her!
'hey mary what u doing heer!' askeed suszie hoo was sneezin!!
'i do not no!' says mary ' i gotted lost!!' help mee!'
so suszie left mary n went insyde the band roomm!! it was cold in there!
'it's cold in there'! says jim! jim wuz an flute player!
'i no!' sed suszie n she was standin up on her leegs! jim shjuhhhhhhhhhhs21
..Sorry. My spell check exploded. I had to get a new one but I'm back. I bet you were just dying for this story to continue. If you are still reading this far, I am astonished and you deserve a cookie. Unfortunately I'm all out of cookies, but more of this story is just as good!
newayz' says susie bfor she wuz so roodely interuptped! 'like i wuz sayin! cum on, JIM!! we need too put hour instramnets togethah!!?!! '
'ok' says jim as he followd suszie usin his bodee!
suszie got out her claranit!! and she lookd at it!!!!
'like ok!!' says the band daracetor his name wuz marvin!!!!
'wut up marvin' sed suszie hoo wuz in luv with him!
marvin sed 'lets all warm up! playe ur b flat skale!' and all thee studnts gotted to work and did it also to!
marvin wayved arownd his stik that wuz movin fassttt!! suszie gotted dizy watchin it !
'i feell dizy!' sed suszie as she playd her clerant! she playd it gud cauz shee had speeshal abiltys!
'stop playn now!' says marvin and thee kids playd ther a flat skales! it sounded pritty and suszie begin to danse!!
'ok i am playin my floot gud!!!!' anonsed jim and everywon claped!
then it wuz tyme to go outsid and lurn how to march?
thee kids went outsid and jim and suszie walkd togetha they talkd and jim pootd!
'ew that wus nastee lets go find a spot to stand ok! ' suszie esclaimd and jim herd it with his ears!!!
suddnly suszies freend robart apeered!!!!!11
'hay im robart' ! he sed suszie shotted him with a ryfel!
robart dyed?
'ok im gonna marsch now!!' seys jim hoo marsched gud! suszie didnt marsch gud shee was handycaped and had no arms!
marvin showd them how too mark tyme and hee coffed cuz he was sik!!
'ok im sik lets marsch ok! ' sed marvin hoo was sik!!
suszie marsched she was hapee and the sun shyned on her makeen her look pritty!!
but suszie wuz alwayes pritty she wuz also butiful but pritty da most!
'look i can marsch gud!' sed suszie hoo was pritty in the sun!!!
jim laffed and feel down on his but! it hurted alot!
'ow' sed jim 'lets slow down im hurted on my but!'
marvin told the kids to go faster n faster! they did n jim laffed even tho he wuz injured!!!!1
'ok im injured' seys jim and suszie kisd him !! jim feel in luv with her!
'ok i love you suszie' sed jim as the wind blowd him ovah!
marvin dismissd the class n they all walkd bac to the band ( room! it was still cold in it!!!)
jim was doin a danse as he playd his floot for suszie! suszie gotted her clarant n hit him in tha weeny?
'it hurts alot' sed jim as he was dansin!!! 'ok im dansin gud!' sed jim!!!!!!!!!
finally it wuz tyme to go home! 'go home kiddys!' says marvin as suszie luved him!
suszie went outsyde and her mama drove up in a car!! it had a ded beever in the tale-pipe!
'ok im yur mama get in!' sed suszies mama
suszie taked won last look at thee skool and wayved bye to it thee skool didnt wave bac cauz its not alive!!
they droved home n suszie was tyred! 'tyme for bed' sed suszies mama
suszie sed whatevah n layed down on tha cowch!
it had ben a gud day and suszie culdnt wate for tomoroww!