Not: This fic is still not directed towards any authors in this fanfiction community. Once again, all you authors are amazing and none of your stories are terrible. I am, once again, just trying to show what NOT to do when writing a fanfiction.

I'm dedicating this chapter to the yellow paint spot on my celing!

Rating: Still G

Category: Marching Band

Note: Just to remind you, I am still not retarded. This story is meant to be bad.

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chaptuh too!!

'suszie cum down hur'! sed suszies mama hoo wuz in tha kitchen!

suszie opend her eyes thay had crust in them! suszie still lookd pritty tho she always did!

'ok mama im on my waye' ? sed suszie as she felled down tha stares! she bounsed like a tenis ball!!

'ok im your mama go eat sumthin' sed her mama hoo was pritty but not as pritty as suszie!!!1

suszie dansed then ran outside to sea the sun!

'wow it hurts my eyes' sed suszie hoo stared at the sun!

suszies mama laffed 'come in hur you uglee gurl' suszie ran inside and wuz ugly

'hey mama' sed suszie ?

then she eight a bnanananananana! It tasted reel gud like a pinapple! only not sharp!!

suszies mama drove suszie to tha high skool for band pracktis! suszie could hardely weight!

'ok im your mama get out' sed her mama as suzie daydreemed of her darector named marvin!

suszie ran to the band room 'hey jim' sed her to jim

jim was playin his floot! it sounded pritty but it wasnt as pritty as suszie! nothin is!!!!11

'hey suszie ok i luv you' sed jim hoo luved suszie secrtley! 'shh' sed jim cuz it wuz a scret!

'ok i dont luv you' sed suszie as she admired marvin! marvin was old and phat with alot of hare on his bodee!

'lets get started?' mentiond marvin to the gang! everywon went to there seets!

'ok this is my seet' sed jim and he sat down on tha podium!

'play your e flat skales ok im old' sed marvin and suszie fainted cuz he was sexseey!!

'ok im fainted' sed suszie as she was pritty!

aftah they were dun they all wented outside for pracktis or marsching! jim was ready to go !

the sun was brite and marvin got a sunrash on his but cuz he was nakeed!

'ok get in your places!" sed marvin hoo was nakeed in the sun!

suszie was happee!

'ok your naked' sed suszie as she played her calaranet! jim was jelus he wanted suszie to find him sexseey as well too also!

the kids played gud and marsched aroun'! marvin directed gud he was a gud teecher! 'ok you all suk' sed marvin hoo was the best teecher evah! 'fiftythosand-hundretytwo millun push ups!' sed him! the kids luved marvin!

'yah marvin is awsum' sed haley hoo was a saxofone playar! she was gud at it and suszie and her wuz best freends!

'ok we are best freends suszie lets go to tha walmart and bye toenail polish!' asked haley hoo was fat!

'ok fatso' sed suszie and she thru down her claranet and ran away from pracktis!

haley ran slower than her cuz she was fat!

'ok im fat' sed haley the too gurls got in tha car and drove to walmart! suszie drove gud as she hit an old ladee!

'im ded' seys the old laddee hoo was ded and had three boobs!

the gurls mayde it too walmart! suszie and haley ran to thee toenayle polish iyal and there wuz so much toenayle polish!

'ok im steelin sum' sed suszie to the store clerk and stoled it so fast!

hayley stoled some twinkies cuz she was fat!

the too gurls went bac to band pracktis and they were happee with there new thangs!

'ok i hate this polish i want a refund' sed suszie hoo had stoled it anyway!!!

band wuz fun undah the sun as everywon marsched gud it looked fun to do!...!

'hay that looks fun' sed a sqwerl hoo was bushy-tayled! his name wuz clementyne! 'i want too marsch with them here i go' he sed and got hit bye a car! he was ded and it was sad! everwon cryed and went into depreshon and had to tayke Prozac!

marvin saw suszie and thoht 'wow shes prettier than my mama i think i luv suszie' he sed outloud but suszie didnt heer him she had on eermuffs cuz it was hot outsid!

jim got reel jelus 'shes my women' sed jim as he shooted marvin!

marvin dodjed the bulet tho cuz he wuz fast!

'dang i misd' sed jim and tryed again!

this tyme it workd! marvin got shotted in tha hed and he cryed

'i liked my hed now its gone' he sed as everwon smyled to cheer him up!

jim wuz happee with himself! he culd now have suszie

'ok suszie love me ok' seys jim hoo was a murdrer!

suszie wuz pritty and shee still had on her eermuffs! she didnt heer jim at all?

'heer me ok' sed jim as he ordered her with a meen tone in his voyce! suszie laffed

'ok i dont luv you pleeze shut up' asked suszie

the sun shined on her and she lookd so pritty but jim was sweatay and grose!

then jim playd his claranat 'ok i play gud' he sed

the kids went bac to tha bandrooom cuz pracktis was ovah! it had ben a gud day!!!!!!!!!11

'look heer at my saxfone ? sed haley as she was fat

finllay the kids went home 'ok i can drive' sed suszies mama 'get in tha car or ill kill you'!!

suszie laffed and walkd away!

'wut a day' thot suszie 'i cant wate for tomrrow i wonder if it will be fuunner than today?'

and she rode home on the sckool bus cuz it was yelow and suszie licked yelow thangs!

'ok im yellow' sed the bus

thee end for now!!!1