FAST FOOD PERSONALITY SPLIT
by the Ih
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One day, Yugi went to a McDonald's to eat lunch after a hard day's work of dueling people and kicking their butts thanks to the help of cheating... Oops, I mean, the 'heart of the cards'.
"Good afternoon, sir!" said the girl working the register. "May I take your order?"
"Hi, I'll have a-- I'll have-- " Yugi looked at all the displays. "I don't know. What do you think, Yami?"
"May I suggest a quarter-pounder, Yugi?" Yami said.
"Nah, that sucks!"
"What? The quarter-pounder tastes just as great as any other burger."
"It's too plain for me," Yugi looked around. "Ooh! What about a Big Mac?"
"A Big Mac? A BIG MAC!" said Yami. "There is nothing big about a Big Mac! It's just stacked and the patties are too friggin' small! If you want a big burger, then go eat at Burger King and eat a Whopper!"
"Fuck the Whopper!"
"You take that back, you little-- "
"Umm, sir? Sir?" the cash register girl called out for the manager. "This kid's talking to himself. What should I do?"
"How the hell should I know?" the manager said. "I don't know shit!"
"I'm going to kill you, Yami!" Yugi screamed, punching himself in the head with the right hand.
"Calm the fuck down, you little bastard!" Yami shouted, hitting Yugi with the Millenium Puzzle with the left.
"Mommy? What's wrong with that weird blonde boy with that red thing on his head?" asked a little fat girl, nibbling on her greasy french fries.
"Don't worry, honey," her morbidly obese mother answered. "He's just crazy."
"Hey! If you don't get this line moving," Inuyasha said, turning into a bloodthirsty demon. "I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY!!"
"Yeah!" Kenshin said. "Don't make me go Battousai on all your asses!!"
"I'M TURNING INTO A MONKEY!!" screamed Goku.
THE END
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