A/N : Please believe me when I remind you that this is not directed towards any fan fic writers. I am only trying to show how to write a bad fanfiction, which no one out there does. Keep up the good work, everyone!

-Julie morphs into the really bad fan fic writer named Jewley!-

ok im jewely i wright gud ok!!!1 chaptuh three!!!!!!!!!!1

tha next day tha band wuz havin a fund-razor to make munee!

'make alot of munee for me ok' sed marvin to his stoodents!! the stoodents seys ok and they wuz havin a car wash!!

'ok i want dis sponj!' sed suszie as she held it! jim frownd! 'no i want it' sed jim hoo wanted suszies sponj!

so suszie got that sponj cuz she wuz prittyer than jim! jim wuz uglee!!!!111

'ok im uglee im gonna wash dis car ok watch me' seys jim as he scrubed tha car! he scrubed gud and everwon claped!

suszie walkd ovah to a car and askd tha lady insyde if she wantd her car washd!

'ok dont wash my car it dosnt need cleenin'! sed the ladee hoo was pritty but not as pritty as suszie!

so suszie washed tha car and it becayme shineer than tha sun!

tha lady drove off and suszie got no monee!

'aww im poor i bettah wash anotha car ok im pritty' seys suszie to jim

anotha car pulled up and marvin told suszie too wash it! 'wash this car now ok'

so suszie gotted her sponj! it was yellow like tha sun and suszie liked yellow thangs member!??

'ok i like dis sponj i wanna keep him!?' sed suszie as she wuz selfish but still pritty! dogfood

'no dat sponj is thee skools ok u cant have it dummy!' sed marvin hoo was sexseey as herkoolees!

suszie begin to cry!

'dont cry suszie ok! ill play a song for u!' sed jim hoo gotted out his floot and started playin it! it sounded pritty and thee musik made everywon happee like doctah fil !!!

'ok im doctah fil' sed doctah fil as he was himself!

suszie becayme happiah and she dansed!

'ok i can wash dis car now heer i go!' seys suszie as she scrubed tha car and made it shinee and pritty!

'ok im pritty' sed tha car it lookd so pritty!

'gud! now pay me ok' sed suszie hoo was poor! tha car wuz poor too it had no monee!

'o well' sed suszie 'i guess i will get monee from somewer else!!' so she robed a bank and it wuz gud!

'yes im rich now i can kwit skool!' sed suszie ok

'thats tha bands monee gimme it ok!' sed marvin as he taked it away!

more cars came ovah! thay wuz reel uglee and needed washin!

'wash my car lil gurl' seys a old fat man behind da wheel! suszie wuz skared!

'ok u skare me heer i go!' she washed tha car and she gotted five sents!

suszie saw dat jim and haley wuz havin a water fite! 'ok im gonna join in ok' sed suszie

haley wuz all sopey and she looked like a m,arshmellah cuz she wuz fat!!!

'ok im fat watch out suszie im gonna spray you!' haley sprayed suszie

suszie cryed cuz her pritty hare wuz all wet! 'your stoopid and larj i hate you' sed suszie and she cried sum mo'

suddnly presdent bush appeerd! he needed his truk washed!

'dis truk needs washin ok huree cuz im tha presdent and i have a meetin to go too!' sed tha presdent hoo was very bosee!

suszie poped all his tires cuz she hated him suzie wuz a demcrat!

'ok my tires are flat ok im gonna be late fo my meetin with sadam husayne!'

so jim playd his floot for presdent bush and presdent bush dansed!

"Excuse me little girl but can you kindly give my Ford truck a nice cleansing?" asked a man hoo had red hare!

'wat tha heck are u sayin' asked suszie she didnt speak irish! 'plus u have red hare and it groses me out' so she sprayed him with tha watah hose! 'ha die u red hared irish dummy' she shouted!!!!!!1

do you like tha storey so far! i wright gud ok

newayz tha car wash wuz ovah and marvin countd how much monee thay made!

'hooray we razed fiftee dollahs with this monee our band can bye a new tuba ok!' seys marvin

'thats amazin im gonna danse now in happyness' sed kayla hoo wuz a tuba playah! she dansed and it wuz gud!

'ok kiddys we done gud now go home' sed marvin usin his voyce that wuz sexseey to suzie hoo luved him still!

'ok sexseey i luv you' seys suszie and she went home to tell her mama about tha car wash fund razor!

her mama hit her! 'ok i dont care go brush ur teeth' sed her mama hoo wuz watchin tellytubbys!

so suszie brushd her teef with a comb! they shined like tha sun but thay always did cuz suszie wuz prefect she wuz pritty and smart!

'wut a day' thot suszie 'i will now dreem about marvin cuz he is so sexseey'

i have a crush on orland bloom tho! he fine im gonna marree him!

newayz suszie started to dreem! she dreemed she wuz on a date with marvin hoo wuz wearin a toga!

'this toga is ridin up my but ok' sed marvin 'i luv you suszie lets have kids' and they gotted marryed and thay had pritty kids hoo lookd like there mama and thay were almost as pritty as suszie but no one is suszie is prefect!

neway tha chaptah is ovah! reveiw ok itll make me happee and i will give u a shout out in tha next chaptah! orland bloom is a hotty!