Note: No, even though it appears as if I'm stupid, I'm not that stupid. Yes, sometimes I can have my moments, but this is ridiculous! The story is supposed to be bad. Thanks to everyone who has reviewed!

-Julie morphs into the bad fanfic writer Jewely-

yay watch me go as i write gud for you!!! chaptuh fore! suszie goes to micdonalds!

'mama can i take tha car and go to mcdonads' asked suszie her mama wuz in tha bathroom

'no you uglee lezbo go eat tha cats poopy' ansered suszies mama

'ok thanks mama ill bring you back a big mak?' suszie gotted tha car keys and went out tha door!! it wuz pritty outside almost as pritty as suszie but suszie wuz much prittier she had a zit tho on her nose butt she had it coverd with a bandade!

'this stoopid zit makes me look uglee' suszie sed to no one as she gotted into tha famlee car it was a penske truck!

she turnd on tha radio and startd to danse as her favrite song evah came on!! it wuz 'hoo let tha dawgs out?' and she wuz gettin her groove on with tha windows down and she droved out tha drive way! she wuz pickin up a sandwitch from macdonads to take to band practktis!

'ok im drivin gud' sed suszie as she ran ovah a pupee! tha pupee wuz okay tho it had on a helmit!

'my bad' sed suszie

she drove along sum mo' and then....!

she sawed flashin lites they wuz blue and red and suszie thout they wuz pritty

'wow chritsmas lites the car beehind me is festiv!' littel did suszie no that it was tha police man!!!

suszie drove fastah and fastah and so did tha police man!

'dang why is thay followin me' asked suszie 'i gotta get them offa my tale!' so she turned a sharp cornah and lost them!

'crazy drivers theese days' sed suszie as she made her truck do weelies! it wuz fun to do and she had her musik blaring!!

'ok im pimpin' sed suszie she was getting closah to mcdonads she sawed it in her reer view mirror?

little did suszie no also that when thangs are in ur reer view mirror thay are behind you! suszie wuz stoopid but she wuz still so pritty!

'well i sawed macdonads butt why am i knot gettin closah' sed suszie

she droved twenty mo miles until she gaved up 'o well i gues i have to go on to pracktis!'

so suszie stoped in tha middle of tha highway to turn round! then a big transfah truck hitted her!

suszie woked up and saw a lot of lites 'wow every won is so festiv lately' she thoughted

suddenly a man appeered ovah her he was a doctah!

'im doctah tim' sed doctah tim hoo was handsum!

'ok sexseey im suszie!' she felt his muscles! he put a needel in her arm and suszie suddnly felt sleepee!

'listen madam you wuz in a car reck and you lostted the use of your legs' he told her. he was a smart doctah!

'my bad' sed suszie

'you shoulda weared your seat belt then you wouldnt of flown out yo window and onto tha highway and gotted runned ovah!?' sed the smart doctah hoo spoke well and used big words!

'i play tha clarenat!' she told doctah tim hoo wuz impressd!

'im impressd! i used to play tha harp in my skools marchin band' he informed suszie and suszie wuz esited!

'are you serius thats crazee you dumb man harps are wut girls play!' suszie laffed 'can i have some ice cream? will i get to have my tonsils, hopefulee you put dem in a jar so i can look at em!'

'we didnt take out yo tonsels, you wuz in a reck stoopid!' the doctah sed 'you cant walk no more!'

'wut tha heck is you lying to me cuz i dont like fibbers !

'wull looks at your legs!' sed doctah tim suszie lifted up her sheets! they wuz not there!

'my bad! where is my legs at' asked her laffing

doctah tim shruged and walked away 'man hes sexseey ' thout suszie and she rubbed her belly

suddnly susuzies mama rushed in reel fast like a antelope! 'suszie wut tha heck r u doin hur?' she screemed

suszie smiled 'well i wuz goin to macdonads to get myself a sandwitch to take too practktis ok! but i gotted lost or soumthin cuz i couldnt find it well neways like i was sayin i wuz lost so i stoped to turn round to go back wheres i comed from then i got hitted and it hurt a lot my legs are goned!' she laffed and lifted up her sheets and her mama lookd shoked!

'oh my goodnss wheres is they at'

'dont know' sed suszie 'but i feel ten times lightah! lets go home ok'

'ok baboon breth'

so suszies mama droved her home and suszie wroted in her diary about her day!

deer diary!! this is suszie agen wuz up dawg LOL!! haha :) neways like i wuz sayin, 2day i gotted in a reck on my weigh to macdonads! the worst part is i didnt get my bigmak dat i wanted ok

luv suzie :D