Chapter 1: Enter the Freaks
*After running out of the Fairy Council, Rayman decides he's bored once again, but he's still wondering about the two icons on the desktop*
Rayman: Say, Murfy, what happens when you activate those icons?
Murfy: Uh, well, I haven't really tried it yet.
Globox: Maybe you can re-inact the Robo-Pirate era! And that little known time when Rayman was at who-knows-where.
Murfy: Uh- (oh man, if he hears about this, he'll flip!)
Rayman: That would certainly be cool. I'd like to smash that Razorbeard and Mr. Dark again!
Globox: Who's Mr. Dark?
Murfy: Guhguhguhguhguh- I dunno, this really isn't a good time, I'm kinda hungry and, uh--- they say you shouldn't describe computer things on an empty stomach or you'll get RED DEATH!!!
Globox: I'm scared.
Rayman: Okay, enough movies for you.
*There is a small crash heard inside the Fairy Council*
Globox: What was that?
Murfy: (praise Polokus! A disctraction!) Let's see.
*The three go inside the council, only to meet up with a couple of Teensies*
Teensie 1: Rayman! We're so glad you're here! Something horrible has happened!
Teensie 2: We were walking in the hall, when suddenly something burst out of the wall! It was just freaky!
Rayman: What did this thing look like?
Teensie 1: Well, he was kinda short, but when we tried to confront him, he kinda started firing.
Rayman: Firing what? Teensie 2: Bullets.
Globox: Uh, this doesn't sound good. We've had experience fighting beams launched out of arms and guns, but not actual bullets!
Teensie 1: Well, he kinda said, "Long live the Freaks!" and then he went back into the collapsed wall.
Murfy: Well, do you think we have a traitor Teensie on our hands?
Teensie 1: Couldn't be.
Teensie 2: The rules say nobody can become a traitor on Fridays from 6 till 9. It's currently 7:30 on Friday. So, the answer is no, I guess.
Rayman: I think I should check this out a little more closely.
Teensie 2: Here, we'll show you where he came out of.
*Rayman follows the two Teensies to the collapsed wall. However, the wall goes right into the chamber with the computer*
Rayman: Why do I get the feeling this isn't going to end nicely.
Teensie 1: You're probably right. Enemies don't just disappear into thin air like that.
*The computer starts to shake*
Rayman: What the? That's not supposed to happen.
Teensie 2: It's not?
*Suddenly, another small creature comes out of the computer*
???: Hi.
Rayman: Um, hello. Do you mind telling us how you just did that?
???: Ah, that was nothing. COME ON GUYS!
*A whole mess of small guys suddenly emerges from the computer*
Teensie 2: Phew, they're not armed.
???: Nope, we're just messengers. We gotta see the head of this place. Bye.
*All of them head down the corridor towards the Heart of the World*
Rayman: I better have a closer look at that computer. You think it's haunted?
Teensie 1: Hope not.
*Rayman goes towards the computer, when suddenly a spear comes out, poking Rayman in his left hand*
Rayman: OW! What the hey! Now I really think something's going on here.
*Meanwhile, the messengers reach the Heart*
Grand Minimus: Okay, who are you? You're not in my book.
???: We're messengers of the Cyber Freaks. We've come to tell you that in moments, your world is doomed. We're also selling Cyber Scout cookies at 20 Tings a pound. Want some?
Grand Minimus: Our world is doomed? What??? You must be lying! But I am intrested in those cookies you're selling. Are they good with milk?
???: Um, gotta go! Take a free sample! Happy apocalypse!
*The messengers disappear*
Grand Minimus: Yuck, tastes like microchips.
*Meanwhile, back at the computer*
Rayman: Okay, is this a prank??? Who just tried to stab me with that spear?
Teensie 1: It's nowhere near April Fool's day. Something about this just doesn't seem right at all.
*Suddenly, a large figure comes out of the computer*
???: Aah, finally! This world! And look, natives!
Teensie 2: This guy doesn't look all that friendly. Anybody who calles you a native is just going to be trouble in the end.
???: Hey, you! Limbless guy! You look awfully familiar.
Rayman: Er, oh crap. Dangit. I gotta go! *runs away*
Teensie 1: Hey, what are you doing? Come back here!
???: Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to introduce myself. I am Crant, leader of the Cyber Freaks.
Teensie 2: Do you know a guy who tries to stab people from a computer monitor?
Crant: You mean this guy?
*Another figure comes out of the computer, holding a large silver spear*
Teensie 1: Ulp, you guys aren't good!
Crant: Now, it's time I stopped being so polite. CYBER LEGIONS! ATTACK!!!
*A whole bunch of small creatures come out of the computer, each holding a spear. They surround the two Teensies*
Teensie 1: What the heck is going on here???
Crant: You'll see. Actually, what am I saying? No, you won't. Dispose of them!
Legions: Yes, sir!
*Crant walks away in the path where Rayman ran, while the Cyber Freak legions advance on the two Teensies. There is a loud shreiking noise, and then silence. Meanwhile, Rayman, Globox and Murfy are all outside*
Murfy: Okay, explain to me slowly what happened in there.
Rayman: I saw him! His horrible figure! My cr-
*Crant suddenly bursts outside, along with his legions*
Crant: You have only seen a small sample of my incredible power! The Cyber Freaks devour all, and they will devour you!
*Am alarm sounds at the Fairy Council*
Rayman: OH NO! IT'S HIM!
Globox: What? Why are you scared of him? Well, more scared than me anyway?
Crant: Aha! I knew you looked familliar! We meet again, program GL47!
Rayman: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Rayman charges at Crant, but he is blocked by the legions and their spears*
Crant: So, you thought you evaded me, GL47. Well, you won't escape this time!
Murfy: Rayman, what the heck is this program GL47?
*Unfortunately, Rayman is paralyzed with fear*
Globox: I think we should run.
Murfy: Agreed.
*Globox and Murfy go in the opposite direction at full speed*
Crant: Hahahaha! Look at them run! Legions! Seize this traitor and follow me. This planet is ours!
*As the legions advance on Rayman, he jumps and starts throwing punches*
Crant: You've gotten a tad weak. Maybe you should work out more!
Rayman: I don't need any of your smart-mouth. You might be the most gruesome figure of my past, but you're still just another baddie, and we will defeat you like the scum you are!
Crant: I don't think so. BOMBERS! ATTACK!
*A few flying creatures come out of the computer anf fly out of the Fairy Council. They begin dropping bombs everywhere*
Rayman: You, you, you fiend!
Crant: You don't know what you're in for, GL47.
TO BE CONTINUED.
*After running out of the Fairy Council, Rayman decides he's bored once again, but he's still wondering about the two icons on the desktop*
Rayman: Say, Murfy, what happens when you activate those icons?
Murfy: Uh, well, I haven't really tried it yet.
Globox: Maybe you can re-inact the Robo-Pirate era! And that little known time when Rayman was at who-knows-where.
Murfy: Uh- (oh man, if he hears about this, he'll flip!)
Rayman: That would certainly be cool. I'd like to smash that Razorbeard and Mr. Dark again!
Globox: Who's Mr. Dark?
Murfy: Guhguhguhguhguh- I dunno, this really isn't a good time, I'm kinda hungry and, uh--- they say you shouldn't describe computer things on an empty stomach or you'll get RED DEATH!!!
Globox: I'm scared.
Rayman: Okay, enough movies for you.
*There is a small crash heard inside the Fairy Council*
Globox: What was that?
Murfy: (praise Polokus! A disctraction!) Let's see.
*The three go inside the council, only to meet up with a couple of Teensies*
Teensie 1: Rayman! We're so glad you're here! Something horrible has happened!
Teensie 2: We were walking in the hall, when suddenly something burst out of the wall! It was just freaky!
Rayman: What did this thing look like?
Teensie 1: Well, he was kinda short, but when we tried to confront him, he kinda started firing.
Rayman: Firing what? Teensie 2: Bullets.
Globox: Uh, this doesn't sound good. We've had experience fighting beams launched out of arms and guns, but not actual bullets!
Teensie 1: Well, he kinda said, "Long live the Freaks!" and then he went back into the collapsed wall.
Murfy: Well, do you think we have a traitor Teensie on our hands?
Teensie 1: Couldn't be.
Teensie 2: The rules say nobody can become a traitor on Fridays from 6 till 9. It's currently 7:30 on Friday. So, the answer is no, I guess.
Rayman: I think I should check this out a little more closely.
Teensie 2: Here, we'll show you where he came out of.
*Rayman follows the two Teensies to the collapsed wall. However, the wall goes right into the chamber with the computer*
Rayman: Why do I get the feeling this isn't going to end nicely.
Teensie 1: You're probably right. Enemies don't just disappear into thin air like that.
*The computer starts to shake*
Rayman: What the? That's not supposed to happen.
Teensie 2: It's not?
*Suddenly, another small creature comes out of the computer*
???: Hi.
Rayman: Um, hello. Do you mind telling us how you just did that?
???: Ah, that was nothing. COME ON GUYS!
*A whole mess of small guys suddenly emerges from the computer*
Teensie 2: Phew, they're not armed.
???: Nope, we're just messengers. We gotta see the head of this place. Bye.
*All of them head down the corridor towards the Heart of the World*
Rayman: I better have a closer look at that computer. You think it's haunted?
Teensie 1: Hope not.
*Rayman goes towards the computer, when suddenly a spear comes out, poking Rayman in his left hand*
Rayman: OW! What the hey! Now I really think something's going on here.
*Meanwhile, the messengers reach the Heart*
Grand Minimus: Okay, who are you? You're not in my book.
???: We're messengers of the Cyber Freaks. We've come to tell you that in moments, your world is doomed. We're also selling Cyber Scout cookies at 20 Tings a pound. Want some?
Grand Minimus: Our world is doomed? What??? You must be lying! But I am intrested in those cookies you're selling. Are they good with milk?
???: Um, gotta go! Take a free sample! Happy apocalypse!
*The messengers disappear*
Grand Minimus: Yuck, tastes like microchips.
*Meanwhile, back at the computer*
Rayman: Okay, is this a prank??? Who just tried to stab me with that spear?
Teensie 1: It's nowhere near April Fool's day. Something about this just doesn't seem right at all.
*Suddenly, a large figure comes out of the computer*
???: Aah, finally! This world! And look, natives!
Teensie 2: This guy doesn't look all that friendly. Anybody who calles you a native is just going to be trouble in the end.
???: Hey, you! Limbless guy! You look awfully familiar.
Rayman: Er, oh crap. Dangit. I gotta go! *runs away*
Teensie 1: Hey, what are you doing? Come back here!
???: Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to introduce myself. I am Crant, leader of the Cyber Freaks.
Teensie 2: Do you know a guy who tries to stab people from a computer monitor?
Crant: You mean this guy?
*Another figure comes out of the computer, holding a large silver spear*
Teensie 1: Ulp, you guys aren't good!
Crant: Now, it's time I stopped being so polite. CYBER LEGIONS! ATTACK!!!
*A whole bunch of small creatures come out of the computer, each holding a spear. They surround the two Teensies*
Teensie 1: What the heck is going on here???
Crant: You'll see. Actually, what am I saying? No, you won't. Dispose of them!
Legions: Yes, sir!
*Crant walks away in the path where Rayman ran, while the Cyber Freak legions advance on the two Teensies. There is a loud shreiking noise, and then silence. Meanwhile, Rayman, Globox and Murfy are all outside*
Murfy: Okay, explain to me slowly what happened in there.
Rayman: I saw him! His horrible figure! My cr-
*Crant suddenly bursts outside, along with his legions*
Crant: You have only seen a small sample of my incredible power! The Cyber Freaks devour all, and they will devour you!
*Am alarm sounds at the Fairy Council*
Rayman: OH NO! IT'S HIM!
Globox: What? Why are you scared of him? Well, more scared than me anyway?
Crant: Aha! I knew you looked familliar! We meet again, program GL47!
Rayman: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Rayman charges at Crant, but he is blocked by the legions and their spears*
Crant: So, you thought you evaded me, GL47. Well, you won't escape this time!
Murfy: Rayman, what the heck is this program GL47?
*Unfortunately, Rayman is paralyzed with fear*
Globox: I think we should run.
Murfy: Agreed.
*Globox and Murfy go in the opposite direction at full speed*
Crant: Hahahaha! Look at them run! Legions! Seize this traitor and follow me. This planet is ours!
*As the legions advance on Rayman, he jumps and starts throwing punches*
Crant: You've gotten a tad weak. Maybe you should work out more!
Rayman: I don't need any of your smart-mouth. You might be the most gruesome figure of my past, but you're still just another baddie, and we will defeat you like the scum you are!
Crant: I don't think so. BOMBERS! ATTACK!
*A few flying creatures come out of the computer anf fly out of the Fairy Council. They begin dropping bombs everywhere*
Rayman: You, you, you fiend!
Crant: You don't know what you're in for, GL47.
TO BE CONTINUED.